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What is the most useless talent you have.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can hold 6 doughnuts without using my hands 
Do you pick them up with your toes? 
Balance them on my forehead "
That if you are not using your hands then surely you have to pick them up with your feet. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can drink a pint in 2 seconds. I have never found anyone to beat me
Or a 2 litre of cider in 32 seconds. The last bit is a killer"
I could give you a run for your money. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I can give a woman an orgasm just by looking at them, honest! 
...we need proof 
Ok, you pop round to mine and let me look at you "
...I know I put the car keys somewhere ...be right there  |
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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago
Market Harborough/ Kettering |
"I can give a woman an orgasm just by looking at them, honest!
...we need proof
Ok I'll put the kettle on unless you want wine? If you do you will need to call in Asda on your way and get some
Ok, you pop round to mine and let me look at you
...I know I put the car keys somewhere ...be right there "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can drink a pint in 2 seconds. I have never found anyone to beat me
Or a 2 litre of cider in 32 seconds. The last bit is a killer
I could give you a run for your money. "
Oh my. If I find myself in your neck of the woods we could have a race.
Does Ash roll his eyes excessively when you do it?
Mrs does when I do |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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Doing the 'Spock' hand sign with either hand... absolutely no use whatsoever 
I've never been able to do that so that is rather impressive. "
I think the single one raised eyebrow thing is rather impressive |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I only fart like once a day if that...
Where does all the wind go then?  "
It might be one big one. Get it all out in one go
My wife wishes I only had one big fart. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pick up a little things and often know my friends are pregnant before they announce it but it's a pretty useless talent. What's yours?"
At the moment I feel like it’s drag make up haha |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I can turn my eyelids inside out
Even reading this comment makes me panic!
To reassure you, I haven't lost an eyeball yet  "
Just don't sneeze at the same time?!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can write backwards in cursive.
I can drink fizzy pop and never burp. Like ever. "
You win twice ... either would be enough but both is almost overkill |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An excellent memory for things others would like you to forget  "
When I noticed you’d posted on here I was so sure you’d said chasing your tail.
The disappointment is real. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An excellent memory for things others would like you to forget
When I noticed you’d posted on here I was so sure you’d said chasing your tail.
The disappointment is real."
Let me tickle you with the said tail for some cheering up purposes
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can drink a pint in 2 seconds. I have never found anyone to beat me
Or a 2 litre of cider in 32 seconds. The last bit is a killer
I could give you a run for your money.
Oh my. If I find myself in your neck of the woods we could have a race.
Does Ash roll his eyes excessively when you do it?
Mrs does when I do"
I will take you up on that.
No there is only enough room for one eye roller in this house! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"An excellent memory for things others would like you to forget
When I noticed you’d posted on here I was so sure you’d said chasing your tail.
The disappointment is real.
Let me tickle you with the said tail for some cheering up purposes
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I’m only ticklish under my chin |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I pick up a little things and often know my friends are pregnant before they announce it but it's a pretty useless talent. What's yours?
At the moment I feel like it’s drag make up haha "
Thats a very good skill to have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When I yawn a jet of water comes out of my mouth "
It's called Gleeking I can do it but not on command. Its just the pressure from your tongue on a gland |
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I can walk twenty yards with ten fifty pence coins clenched in my bum cheeks then accurately dro p them from a standing position into a pint glass! (I say walk, it is more of a mincy style waddle)) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can walk twenty yards with ten fifty pence coins clenched in my bum cheeks then accurately dro p them from a standing position into a pint glass! (I say walk, it is more of a mincy style waddle))"
This, I’m impressed with!
I can complete a rubies cube in under 2 minutes, every time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can list all the books of the Bible in order
Luke at you!
Paul the other one
It's a tough Job but someone has to do it.
*Mass Exodus from the thread*"
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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I am able to wire electrical plugs correctly, with correct size cable for appliance. I was qualified electrical technician before I retired. Has not been any use. Appliances all supplied with moulded plugs and correct cable. Now very difficult to replace if even lead breaks etc. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An excellent memory for things others would like you to forget
When I noticed you’d posted on here I was so sure you’d said chasing your tail.
The disappointment is real.
Let me tickle you with the said tail for some cheering up purposes
I’m only ticklish under my chin"
I'm still trying to work out logistics of it. I guess you'd need to willingly surrender on your knees |
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"I pick up a little things and often know my friends are pregnant before they announce it but it's a pretty useless talent. What's yours?"
I can generally tell if the baby is going to be a boy or girl. Mrs D |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I used to be able to predict the lotto balls just before they were drawn (literally, as they were spinning). Unfortunately I could never predict them further in advance.
However whenever we put the lotto on I am always only a number or two out from each ball drawn which is infuriating. Obviously it's not meant to be. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I pick up a little things and often know my friends are pregnant before they announce it but it's a pretty useless talent. What's yours?"
Since lockdown last year I learned how to complete the Rubiks cube
Not especially quick like some who do it in seconds but 3 and a half minutes is my best.
I'm expert at fiddling with things alone |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can write backwards in cursive.
I can drink fizzy pop and never burp. Like ever.
Even Tizer?????
I call bullshit.
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Any fizzy pop yes, I can't burp. Its a thing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm useless in bed.
I'm not. I can fall asleep like that (clicky fingers)
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I need that talent. I would love to get into bed and fall straight to sleep. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"I'm useless in bed.
I'm not. I can fall asleep like that (clicky fingers)
I need that talent. I would love to get into bed and fall straight to sleep. "
...whale music??? Some say it works wonders |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm useless in bed.
I'm not. I can fall asleep like that (clicky fingers)
I need that talent. I would love to get into bed and fall straight to sleep.
...whale music??? Some say it works wonders "
That would bug me. I used to use a sleep hypn0sis podcast but it doesn't have the same effect anymore |
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