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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You've got a great left buttock.  "
You bloody well know I didn't ask you to come out with wordplay here 
Nice though.
Nice is a half arsed compliment.. no ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You look good for your age!!
Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!"
Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You look good for your age!!
Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!
I had the same "compliment", what made it worse, I was only 32 at the time  "
What age was the person complimenting out of curiosity ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You look good for your age!!
Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!
Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux?"
Ha ha.. maybe… grades of ageing.. acceptable through to unacceptable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘You sounded so posh from your messages….’ (They were obviously shocked when I spoke like a West Country farmer or something)  "
What!!! You’re not a velvet voiced posho. 
(Love a West Country lilt btw you can ooo and aaarh at me anytime) |
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"You look good for your age!!
Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!
I had the same "compliment", what made it worse, I was only 32 at the time
What age was the person complimenting out of curiosity ? "
About 25 I think |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"‘You sounded so posh from your messages….’ (They were obviously shocked when I spoke like a West Country farmer or something) "
Thanks for bursting my bubble |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“Wow you’re actually intelligent”
It’s the ‘actually’ for me…
I wasn’t sure if he was surprised because of his assumptions of me, or his assumptions on the whole female species!? "
He was a very slow observer it seems. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You look good for your age!!
Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!
I had the same "compliment", what made it worse, I was only 32 at the time
What age was the person complimenting out of curiosity ?
About 25 I think "
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"‘You sounded so posh from your messages….’ (They were obviously shocked when I spoke like a West Country farmer or something)
What!!! You’re not a velvet voiced posho.
(Love a West Country lilt btw you can ooo and aaarh at me anytime) "
‘Ooo ahhh me petal; I’ll be right wit thee after I’s finished feeding me pigs. Where be me pitchfork?’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"‘You sounded so posh from your messages….’ (They were obviously shocked when I spoke like a West Country farmer or something)
What!!! You’re not a velvet voiced posho.
(Love a West Country lilt btw you can ooo and aaarh at me anytime)
‘Ooo ahhh me petal; I’ll be right wit thee after I’s finished feeding me pigs. Where be me pitchfork?’ "
Swoon….. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You look good for your age!!
Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!
Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux?
Ha ha.. maybe… grades of ageing.. acceptable through to unacceptable!"
Next time when I hear this I'll say.. yeah you know what I lied. I'm actually 31 not 41. I'm just ageing terribly..
Wonder what will be the reply. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok this will be longe one hello I am natalie I know you all ready know this as we do bump in to one another in some thread
But I just thought I would take the time out to tell you that the pic on the 28 October 2019 you have very lushes lips very sensual and to die for
Also on 21 September 2021 I love that dress the colour really looks good on you I love the way it sits on your beautiful body 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ok this will be longe one hello I am natalie I know you all ready know this as we do bump in to one another in some thread
But I just thought I would take the time out to tell you that the pic on the 28 October 2019 you have very lushes lips very sensual and to die for
Also on 21 September 2021 I love that dress the colour really looks good on you I love the way it sits on your beautiful body
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Well.. this is the exact opposite of half arsed one word compliment. Preach!
Thanks beautiful  I am always granted with so much of your kindness x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok this will be longe one hello I am natalie I know you all ready know this as we do bump in to one another in some thread
But I just thought I would take the time out to tell you that the pic on the 28 October 2019 you have very lushes lips very sensual and to die for
Also on 21 September 2021 I love that dress the colour really looks good on you I love the way it sits on your beautiful body
Well.. this is the exact opposite of half arsed one word compliment. Preach!
Thanks beautiful I am always granted with so much of your kindness x "
Your welcome anytime x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You look good for your age!!
Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!! or " you don't look like your that old" when you tell them your age"
Tell them: good surgeon. But they wouldn't be able to help you. Too late. Sorry not sorry |
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"You look good for your age!!
Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!
Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux?
Ha ha.. maybe… grades of ageing.. acceptable through to unacceptable!
Next time when I hear this I'll say.. yeah you know what I lied. I'm actually 31 not 41. I'm just ageing terribly..
Wonder what will be the reply. "
I'm going to steal this one
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You look good for your age!!
Because there is a fixed way we should look at a certain age clearly!!
Maybe like an age comparison chart . Like dulux?
Ha ha.. maybe… grades of ageing.. acceptable through to unacceptable!
Next time when I hear this I'll say.. yeah you know what I lied. I'm actually 31 not 41. I'm just ageing terribly..
Wonder what will be the reply.
I'm going to steal this one
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I take that as a compliment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times
“Haven’t you got great veins”
Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so. "
you've had this too?
And not just when donating blood (irony is that it doesn't come out easily!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times
“Haven’t you got great veins”
Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so.
It’s so a thing  and you do  "
Ha. Thank you for this one again. I know walk round with my forearms turned round, just in case! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm not just in love with you because you're loaded.....bollocks "
just an observation, no malice intended, but you do like to mention your material assets on everything you comment on....is it any wonder you get comments like that?? |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times
“Haven’t you got great veins”
Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so. you've had this too?
And not just when donating blood (irony is that it doesn't come out easily!)"
Maybe we are all a bit vampy |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times
“Haven’t you got great veins”
Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so. you've had this too?
And not just when donating blood (irony is that it doesn't come out easily!)"
Yes, I’ve had it in a professional sense when giving blood or having a blood test, but have had it several times while flirting either pre or post coital. |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"Not half arsed, but a bit weird until I’d received it a few times
“Haven’t you got great veins”
Never even knew that was a thing. Apparently so.
It’s so a thing and you do
Ha. Thank you for this one again. I know walk round with my forearms turned round, just in case!"
Ya welcome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Awwww you're cute.
I don't want to be cute, I want to be sexy dammit!
I get that lots too cute can be sexy too "
Well maybe there's hope yet! Cute and sexy definitely suits you |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
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Yesterday a Lady in her sixties
Who had ne in her age range said I looked to young for her.
Bloody hell can't win I am too old for most as some have a cut off age of 50 and I can't date. Y age group cos I look too young
A lifetime of celibacy awaits |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't look like you should be able to do that (after I beat someone in a race)."
Haha. Yeah well. Let people underestimate you. One good thing or two I learnt from my father.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"This one...
"I bet you was well fit before you had kids!" 
I was actually, super fit, as in healthier and stronger.
Jo.Xx
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I'd have to punch them and see if having a fit if they said it in front of me
I don't know a stronger person here than you. Sorry friends and relations. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I once was asked if I'd had a stroke, when I said no, they said oh ok, but dont worry, you're still attractive
I remember that
Hang on that makes it sound like I gave it
K"
It does. Brutal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once was asked if I'd had a stroke, when I said no, they said oh ok, but dont worry, you're still attractive
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They missed a trick there... I'd have had to follow up to your 'no' with, "would you like one?" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face
Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to  "
I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face
Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to
I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me "
Yeah, thought so.
I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.
It’s fucking magnificent! |
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"This one...
"I bet you was well fit before you had kids!"
I was actually, super fit, as in healthier and stronger.
Jo.Xx
I'd have to punch them and see if having a fit if they said it in front of me
I don't know a stronger person here than you. Sorry friends and relations. "
It was a cheeky compliment for sure!
And thank you. Although I don't feel strong. I appreciate you saying so. 
Jo.Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face
Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to
I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me
Yeah, thought so.
I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.
It’s fucking magnificent!"
Hooray, a carrot will shag me . Wait, have you washed it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face
Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to
I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me
Yeah, thought so.
I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.
It’s fucking magnificent!
Hooray, a carrot will shag me . Wait, have you washed it "
Yup.
I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face
Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to
I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me
Yeah, thought so.
I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.
It’s fucking magnificent!
Hooray, a carrot will shag me . Wait, have you washed it
Yup.
I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready…"
Oh #disappointed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face
Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to
I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me
Yeah, thought so.
I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.
It’s fucking magnificent!
Hooray, a carrot will shag me . Wait, have you washed it
Yup.
I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready…
Oh #disappointed"
Too late, it’s in.
#moreslowcookerstew |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face
Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to
I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me
Yeah, thought so.
I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.
It’s fucking magnificent!
Hooray, a carrot will shag me . Wait, have you washed it
Yup.
I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready…
Oh #disappointed
Too late, it’s in.
#moreslowcookerstew "
Ooh, I bought beef shin, tell me what to do with it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If ya desperate, you can sit in my face
Wow, that must have been very difficult to say no to
I believe I said yes, I’m desperate, literally no one will shag me
Yeah, thought so.
I’ll post you this magnificent carrot I just got from my local farm shop.
It’s fucking magnificent!
Hooray, a carrot will shag me . Wait, have you washed it
Yup.
I’ve even peeled thin skin back ready…
Oh #disappointed
Too late, it’s in.
#moreslowcookerstew
Ooh, I bought beef shin, tell me what to do with it "
If you’re that desperate I’d probably recommend putting a rubber on it and using plenty of water based lube!
Enjoy  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Years ago, while dancing in a club: "you don't sweat much for a fat girl".
I'm assuming it was meant to be a compliment "
Hahhahaha
That's one of top contenders to me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Lousiest one ever received was in my first ever Facepic Friday here in the lounge when a couple told me I'd be hotter if i wasn't Irish. "
Maybe they were Cromwell descendants.. ;-) |
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