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Crimewatch back in the days I beat the shit out of elderly people because I was bored and had nothing better to do lol but I'm a changed woman these days. X |
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"Crimewatch back in the days I beat the shit out of elderly people because I was bored and had nothing better to do lol but I'm a changed woman these days. X"
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I was on Take Art (with Tony Heart and Morph) once. I was part of a still life, fruit platter - I was the first human mango to be featured on U.K. tv outside of a Judith Charmers travel piece or a (Sir) David Attenborough wildlife documentary. |
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A few times, local news - when estate kept flooding cos council refused to unblock drains over 2 years, as a bloodbiker on a tv programme, another one about motorbike couriers and when Fruit Machine film has been aired on tv |
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"Crimewatch back in the days I beat the shit out of elderly people because I was bored and had nothing better to do lol but I'm a changed woman these days. X"
They interviewed me as one of your victims. I was in the shadow, of course and they disguised my voice. I wonder if you might recognise me after all this time. |
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"I almost went on bbc breakfast the other day, didn’t happen in the end"
I didn't know big black cocks did breakfasts, do you get a loyalty card with that where the 6th one is free |
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I was in an episode of The Secret Life Of Primates.
I was the chimp on the far left in the scene in the mirrored room and can be seen studying my own arsehole intently against my reflection the glass. |
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