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I found out today that the ancient hand dryer at work actually works! For a decade everyone has thought it was broken and we've had green paper towels and all the time...! Would you belive it!
Sorry, its not much to expand your neuro pathways, I tried to ham it up a bit. I learnt also how to rewire a brake cable on an electric scooter but that's probably not much better   |
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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago
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I found out today that "The Protege" is a watchable film.
I also found out that Irn Bru has deliberately misleading nutritional info on the side of the bottle and that in actual fact it has 5 x the calories and sugar that you think it has..!  |
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"I found out today that the ancient hand dryer at work actually works! For a decade everyone has thought it was broken and we've had green paper towels and all the time...! Would you belive it!
Sorry, its not much to expand your neuro pathways, I tried to ham it up a bit. I learnt also how to rewire a brake cable on an electric scooter but that's probably not much better "
Did someone perchance employ the age old fix it technique of giving the hand-dryer a good whack?
I swear, it’s amazing what technology can be miraculously resurrected like the proverbial phoenix with a good old clout  |
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"I found out today that "The Protege" is a watchable film.
I also found out that Irn Bru has deliberately misleading nutritional info on the side of the bottle and that in actual fact it has 5 x the calories and sugar that you think it has..! "
‘Iron Bru: Less iron, but a shit load of sugar!’ - should be the new advertising slogan
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By *ibonacciMan
over a year ago
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"I found out today that "The Protege" is a watchable film.
I also found out that Irn Bru has deliberately misleading nutritional info on the side of the bottle and that in actual fact it has 5 x the calories and sugar that you think it has..!
‘Iron Bru: Less iron, but a shit load of sugar!’ - should be the new advertising slogan
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B*****ds. I genuinely thought I had found a low calorie alternative to .  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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On radio today.
If you take all the empty space away between the atoms from every person on earth. What you have left would be the size of a sugar lump. |
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"I learnt today that men have nipples because all fetus develop as female until the " y " chromosome takes hold  "
Well if you look at your balls...that line that you see in the middle is where..had you been a girl you labia lips would have formed and parted..and your cock would be a clitoris had you been born female...amazing nature isn't it.. |
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"I learnt today that men have nipples because all fetus develop as female until the " y " chromosome takes hold
Well if you look at your balls...that line that you see in the middle is where..had you been a girl you labia lips would have formed and parted..and your cock would be a clitoris had you been born female...amazing nature isn't it.. "
*studying my balls now* |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"That you can't mend a toilet with a hammer.
I considered hitting the work PC with a hammer 
Great stress relief though 
I lacked a hammer "
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp1z8EzZ5Hs |
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"That you can't mend a toilet with a hammer.
I considered hitting the work PC with a hammer
Great stress relief though
I lacked a hammer
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Kp1z8EzZ5Hs "
I'd certainly hammer out a warning to IT Services |
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By (user no longer on site)
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That no matter how many times You try to educate People to drive in Lane 1 on a Motorway.. They still don't even when there's clearly a broken down car in Lane2 .. Crunchietime |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I learnt today that men have nipples because all fetus develop as female until the " y " chromosome takes hold "
Oh now It makes sense !! Little fetus me must have waited a little bit too long  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve learnt to never break from my routine of going to the supermarket late at night, ever again.
There are far too many muggles around in the day time for me to handle with diplomacy. |
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