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over a year ago
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BLOKE WALKS IN TO A PUB AND ASKS 4 12 VODKAS, THE BARMAN LINES THEM UP AND WATCHES HIM KNOCK EM BACK. FUCKIN HELL MATE ! WHAT IS THE CELBRATION . I VE JUST HAD MY FIRST BLOW JOB, THE BARMAN CONGRATULATES HIM. LET ME BUY U ANOTHER NAH! FUCKIT. IF 12 DONT THE TASTE AWAY, 13 AINT GONNA IS IT |
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"The taste of what? I don't get it???
Vodka? ... It don't taste that bad really. "
hahahah ya big dope lol
the bloke wanted to get rid of the taste with vodke coz hes just given someone a blow jog lol
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"The taste of what? I don't get it???
Vodka? ... It don't taste that bad really."
You are a bad man, hook line and sinker, cant believe they fell for that one Wishmaster  |
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"The taste of what? I don't get it???
Vodka? ... It don't taste that bad really.
You are a bad man, hook line and sinker, cant believe they fell for that one Wishmaster "
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"lmao blow jog is a new one!! May have to try it out lol
How would that work then?
Not sure... im thinking skateboard! lol"
ha ha so funny we are laughing so much at the image we are crying x |
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A duck walk into a bar.....
Got any bread?
Barman says no.
Got any bread?
No.
Got any bread?
No.
Got any bread?
Barman says no we havent.
Got any bread?
Barman say ask me again and i will nail your fcukin beak to the bar you irritating b4$tard of a bird....
Got nay nails?
NO! says the barman.
Got any bread? |
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I love that duck joke lol
Man kills a deer,brings it home and cooks it for dinner but does'nt tell the children what it is.He told them he would give them a clue..."its what your mum calls me sometimes"
The little girl cries out" don't eat it..its an arsehole!!" |
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a rich man and a poor man are buying gifts for their wives birthdays
the rich man says "i got my wife a brand new BMW & a diamond ring,that way if she doesnt like the ring she can take it back in her BMW and still be happy"
the poor man says "i got my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo,that way if she doesnt like the slippers she can go f*ck herself"
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a man staggers into a hospital with concussion,multiple bruises,two black eyes and as 5 iron wrapped tightly round his neck
doctor asks what happened to you???
well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows
i found one stuck in a cows fanny,i yelled to my wife 'this one looks like yours', and i dont remember much after that |
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"a man staggers into a hospital with concussion,multiple bruises,two black eyes and as 5 iron wrapped tightly round his neck
doctor asks what happened to you???
well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows
i found one stuck in a cows fanny,i yelled to my wife 'this one looks like yours', and i dont remember much after that"
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"a man staggers into a hospital with concussion,multiple bruises,two black eyes and as 5 iron wrapped tightly round his neck
doctor asks what happened to you???
well i was playing golf with my wife when we sliced our golf balls into a field of cows
i found one stuck in a cows fanny,i yelled to my wife 'this one looks like yours', and i dont remember much after that
ROFL "
does that mean roll about the floor laffin??? lol
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A married couple are lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he's reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times,but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement she gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay." The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then? The husband says," I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book". |
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A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that age."
"Curious about sex?" replies Mary's mother. "He's taken her fucking appendix out!"
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Man goes in to bedroom and sees his wife ramming the Beano up her fanny.
" what's wrong with your vibrator?" he asks.
She replies " Nothing, you stupid twat!, Its fucking Comic Relief Day!!"
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