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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" Years when wars started?? | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? Years when wars started?? " By jove I think you've got it | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? Years when wars started?? By jove I think you've got it" Its Friday afternoon - my last brain cell is about to give up. | |||
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"All wrong " (Blows raspberry). | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? Years when wars started?? By jove I think you've got it Its Friday afternoon - my last brain cell is about to give up. " Has the hamster fallen off the wheel again? | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" Just fucking with my head ? | |||
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"Ffs. I’ve even got the pen and paper out and got all the family on it " Did they come up with anything? | |||
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"Ffs. I’ve even got the pen and paper out and got all the family on it Did they come up with anything?" Yeah a few things but still came to 244 | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" The code to your safe ? LOL | |||
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"Ffs. I’ve even got the pen and paper out and got all the family on it Did they come up with anything? Yeah a few things but still came to 244 " Mathematical it's 244, but obviously it's not a maths question | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? Years when wars started?? By jove I think you've got it Its Friday afternoon - my last brain cell is about to give up. Has the hamster fallen off the wheel again? " That fucked off as soon as it saw seventy-eight. It hates maths. | |||
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"Your phone number? We all wish haha Miss PC " Just tried it - it's some kebab place in Cardiff | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" A wide age range of shags? | |||
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"Numbers of the dishes you have ordered from the Chinese takeaway?? " | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? Years when wars started?? By jove I think you've got it Its Friday afternoon - my last brain cell is about to give up. Has the hamster fallen off the wheel again? That fucked off as soon as it saw seventy-eight. It hates maths. " Disobedient wee fecker it is | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? Years when wars started?? By jove I think you've got it" no wars started in 78 or 51 | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? Years when wars started?? By jove I think you've got it no wars started in 78 or 51" Didn't have to be the 20th century. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" 78: You birth year 39: WWII began 14: Day of my birthday 62: Cuban Missile Crisis 51: Random date because it was 70 years ago | |||
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"Is the answer a number?" Nope | |||
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"Positions in the karma-sutra you haven't tried. " That's a funny answer but still wrong. There would be a lot more numbers for that. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" 244 | |||
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"Positions in the karma-sutra you haven't tried. That's a funny answer but still wrong. There would be a lot more numbers for that. " OK. The ones you've done today. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" 39 is half of 78 No clue on the rest | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" why I don’t come in the forums much ! | |||
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"The nuclear launch code!! " Gosh that would be worrying wouldn't it! | |||
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"The house numbers you've lived at? " Nope. | |||
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"Two hundred and forty four? (No idea, probably wrong)" Ah! Good one! | |||
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"Two hundred and forty four? (No idea, probably wrong)" Nice Although that would be Two hundred and forty-four I believe… Mr TMN | |||
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"Ok if you assume the dashes are actually minus then : 70-8+30-9+14+60-2+50-1 204 But some how I think that's still incorrect" I did that too but it’s wrong. Unless it’s two hundred and four | |||
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"Nope!!! " Are you going to give us a clue? | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" A combination of numbers added together | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? " Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. " No you don't say LOL Just kidding OP | |||
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"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations " Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth? | |||
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"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth? " Yep! | |||
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"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth? Yep!" You need someone close on speed dial! | |||
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"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth? Yep! You need someone close on speed dial! " Haha funny that | |||
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"Your phone number? " Nope, that's got lots of 9's in it. | |||
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"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth? Yep! You need someone close on speed dial! Haha funny that " Yep and I caused the stress! It's only fair it's me right? | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" 560+270+14+120+50=1014? | |||
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"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth? Yep! You need someone close on speed dial! Haha funny that Yep and I caused the stress! It's only fair it's me right? " Absolutely! | |||
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"Composite numbers" That's actually factual correct | |||
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"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth? Yep! You need someone close on speed dial! Haha funny that Yep and I caused the stress! It's only fair it's me right? Absolutely! " Watching ladies | |||
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"I can’t cope any longer I’m having palpitations Uh oh. Will you need to mouth to mouth? Yep! You need someone close on speed dial! Haha funny that Yep and I caused the stress! It's only fair it's me right? Absolutely! " I guess its apt my number has lots of nines in it then. | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. " Nothing new there then. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" Seventy-eight=62+ Thirty-nine..=21 =93+ ..............14.=105+ Sixty-two....=58 =163+ Fifty-one....=49 =212 .......... 212.... final answer | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. " You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. " She's not the only one lol It's a great riddle PW, thanks posting (I think) | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. " Not well enough to know the answer. Lol Nora is softy - she'll forgive you. Xx | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? Seventy-eight=62+ Thirty-nine..=21 =93+ ..............14.=107+ Sixty-two....=58 =165+ Fifty-one....=49 =214 .......... 214.... final answer " ooops should be 214 lol | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. " I never want to speak to you again! | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" Two hundred and fourty-four. | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. I never want to speak to you again! " Now, now you 2. Play Nice And when you do, can i watch? | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. I never want to speak to you again! " Can't we hug it out instead? | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. I never want to speak to you again! Can't we hug it out instead? " Only if we can have naked boob squishes | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" 78- the number of unread messages in your inbox. 39- the number of people on your hotlist. 14-the number of winks you have. 62- the number of friends on your friend list. 51- the number of cocks you've sucked this week. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" 70-(8+30)-(9+14+60)-(2+50)-1 70-38-83-52-1 = -168 | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? 78- the number of unread messages in your inbox. 39- the number of people on your hotlist. 14-the number of winks you have. 62- the number of friends on your friend list. 51- the number of cocks you've sucked this week. " | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? 70-(8+30)-(9+14+60)-(2+50)-1 70-38-83-52-1 = -168 " I like the brackets | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? 70-(8+30)-(9+14+60)-(2+50)-1 70-38-83-52-1 = -168 I like the brackets " Like to keep thing shackled... | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. I never want to speak to you again! Can't we hug it out instead? Only if we can have naked boob squishes " But that might cause more palpitations! | |||
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"Nope….I’m lost and I work in finance! " I don't think it's a maths question lol | |||
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"Nope….I’m lost and I work in finance! I don't think it's a maths question lol" Well it’s number related - I should have some clue, I feel defeated lol x | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. I never want to speak to you again! Can't we hug it out instead? Only if we can have naked boob squishes But that might cause more palpitations! " No doubt! I’ve tried one more way of trying to get this answer! | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" brain ache (I'm very numerically dyslexic) | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" In my best Blackadder voice "add ding" | |||
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"At first I thought: two hundred and forty four. ... but then I plumped for two hundred and four. " Because... (70-8)+(30-9)+14+(60-2)+(50-1)=204 | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. I never want to speak to you again! Can't we hug it out instead? Only if we can have naked boob squishes But that might cause more palpitations! No doubt! I’ve tried one more way of trying to get this answer! " Oh I k ow you have! And I admire the effort you've put in. | |||
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"I'm getting myself in a tiddle now about this. What's the answer? Put us out of our misery... " You might have to wait till comment 175 for that. Just so you can't all kill me when you learn the answer! | |||
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"Nope!!! Are you going to give us a clue? Nope I'm in one of them silly and annoying moods. Nothing new there then. You know me that well already? I think I might owe Nora a coffee when I post the answer. She might not talk to me though. I never want to speak to you again! Can't we hug it out instead? Only if we can have naked boob squishes But that might cause more palpitations! No doubt! I’ve tried one more way of trying to get this answer! Oh I k ow you have! And I admire the effort you've put in. " | |||
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"I'm getting myself in a tiddle now about this. What's the answer? Put us out of our misery... You might have to wait till comment 175 for that. Just so you can't all kill me when you learn the answer! " Not fair little lady... one may have to take you over ones knee and spank it out of you... | |||
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"I'm getting myself in a tiddle now about this. What's the answer? Put us out of our misery... You might have to wait till comment 175 for that. Just so you can't all kill me when you learn the answer! Not fair little lady... one may have to take you over ones knee and spank it out of you... " You're not the first to say that off this thread. I'm doing well... I certainly found a new way to get a spanking. | |||
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"I'm getting myself in a tiddle now about this. What's the answer? Put us out of our misery... You might have to wait till comment 175 for that. Just so you can't all kill me when you learn the answer! Not fair little lady... one may have to take you over ones knee and spank it out of you... You're not the first to say that off this thread. I'm doing well... I certainly found a new way to get a spanking. " LOL | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is?" I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something." Where's the fucking please! | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! " You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady." Wait, you're older than me. Never mind. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. Wait, you're older than me. Never mind." Fiesty! | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. Wait, you're older than me. Never mind. Fiesty! " *Spanks own ass*. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. Wait, you're older than me. Never mind. Fiesty! *Spanks own ass*." No, let me, I can get a much better swing! | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. Wait, you're older than me. Never mind. Fiesty! *Spanks own ass*. No, let me, I can get a much better swing! " Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers. | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough )" That’s outrageous! Who’d even do that! | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough )" ^he knows he'd lose his balls otherwise! | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. Wait, you're older than me. Never mind. Fiesty! *Spanks own ass*. No, let me, I can get a much better swing! Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers." Ooh silky you say? | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. Wait, you're older than me. Never mind. Fiesty! *Spanks own ass*. No, let me, I can get a much better swing! Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers. Ooh silky you say? " *Throws holy water* BACK, DEMON SEED. | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough ) That’s outrageous! Who’d even do that!" I suspect it was someone who was desperate. | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough ) That’s outrageous! Who’d even do that!" Shocking. \(°o°)/ | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. Wait, you're older than me. Never mind. Fiesty! *Spanks own ass*. No, let me, I can get a much better swing! Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers. Ooh silky you say? *Throws holy water* BACK, DEMON SEED." You'll be performing an exorcism on me next! | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough ) ^he knows he'd lose his balls otherwise! " Yes, I'd rather not have the embarrassment of having to ask for them back. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. Wait, you're older than me. Never mind. Fiesty! *Spanks own ass*. No, let me, I can get a much better swing! Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers. Ooh silky you say? *Throws holy water* BACK, DEMON SEED. You'll be performing an exorcism on me next! " You'd like that, wouldn't you? Me shoving a crucifix up your veg basket. You throwing up all over the place. | |||
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"Seventy-eight plus thirty-nine plus fourteen plus sixty-two plus fifty-one is? I don't fucking know. Get your tits out or something. Where's the fucking please! You watch your fucking mouth, young lady. Wait, you're older than me. Never mind. Fiesty! *Spanks own ass*. No, let me, I can get a much better swing! Easy tiger. Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers. Ooh silky you say? *Throws holy water* BACK, DEMON SEED. You'll be performing an exorcism on me next! You'd like that, wouldn't you? Me shoving a crucifix up your veg basket. You throwing up all over the place." You've got me all wrong! | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough ) That’s outrageous! Who’d even do that! I suspect it was someone who was desperate. " | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough )" Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then? | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough ) Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then?" Get Carol Vordaman to do it and throw in a pack of smarties and you've got yourself a deal. | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough ) Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then? Get Carol Vordaman to do it and throw in a pack of smarties and you've got yourself a deal. " Half a pack, final offer | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough ) Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then? Get Carol Vordaman to do it and throw in a pack of smarties and you've got yourself a deal. Half a pack, final offer " Mini ones? You drive a hard bargain. | |||
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"Slightly early.... The answer.... Spring rolls, egg fried rice, sweet and sour pork, kung pow chicken, and chow mein. Now please form an orderly queue before you come at me with pitch forks and torches. Spanking will be gratefully received. " Not from my chinese | |||
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"Slightly early.... The answer.... Spring rolls, egg fried rice, sweet and sour pork, kung pow chicken, and chow mein. Now please form an orderly queue before you come at me with pitch forks and torches. Spanking will be gratefully received. " Fucks sake | |||
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"For the record, I cannot be bribed! Someone has already tried (no names), but my resolve is strong... (and they weren't offering enough ) Fs, ok then how about two knee tremblers then? Get Carol Vordaman to do it and throw in a pack of smarties and you've got yourself a deal. Half a pack, final offer Mini ones? You drive a hard bargain. " Now the answer is out I'm afraid the deal is off, though Carol is on her way to you | |||
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