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"Tormenting Wonko "Be gentle!!! | |||
"Trying to get myself out of trouble " When are you ever not? | |||
"Tormenting Wonko "Why me? | |||
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"Trying to get myself out of trouble When are you ever not?"   | |||
"Chatting to some sexy men when I should be asleep "Plural? You hussy!! | |||
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"Chatting to some sexy men when I should be asleep
Plural? You hussy!!" | |||
"If you have a pet star nosed mole, what would you call it? " Guaca | |||
 
(nice hare btw xx) | |||
"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)"Done | |||
"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)
Done "It’s ok I don't need them | |||
"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)
Done
It’s ok I don't need them "Ahhh okay  | |||
"Tormenting Wonko
Why me?"You open masses of inane threads, now you pay | |||
"Tormenting Wonko
Why me?
You open masses of inane threads, now you pay "Sorry  | |||
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"Are you currently sporting vaginal topiary, yay or nay? " Yay! | |||
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"I'm hiding from a couple of sexy men I know well, because they're BOTH acting like idiots tonight!! "Not the double whammy!!! Tsk men! | |||
"Are you currently sporting vaginal topiary, yay or nay? Yay!"  | |||
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"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)
Done "Estella my love, is it ok if retire for a wank now?  | |||
"Just having a g&t and looking at nerd stuff cos that's how exciting I am "Nerd stuff such as? | |||
"Tormenting Wonko
Why me?
You open masses of inane threads, now you pay
Sorry "Apology accepted | |||
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"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)
Done
Estella my love, is it ok if retire for a wank now? "As long as I get to play a role in the wank. | |||
"I'll tell you what I'm doing...gonna have a crisp sandwich and watch the end of this terrible Liam neeson ice road truckers movie. " Ooooh what flavour crisps? | |||
"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)
Done
Estella my love, is it ok if retire for a wank now?
As long as I get to play a role in the wank. "The right hand? And left finger? x | |||
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"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)
Done
Estella my love, is it ok if retire for a wank now?
As long as I get to play a role in the wank.
The right hand? And left finger? x"Deal! | |||
"Looking for my necklace " Pearl? | |||
"Looking for my necklace Pearl?" Nooo  | |||
"I'll tell you what I'm doing...gonna have a crisp sandwich and watch the end of this terrible Liam neeson ice road truckers movie. Ooooh what flavour crisps?" Salt and vinegar. 
Your preference? | |||
"Just having a g&t and looking at nerd stuff cos that's how exciting I am
Nerd stuff such as? "Warhammer. It's always Warhammer. | |||
"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)
Done "can we all get in on that what's the hornist thing you've ever done? Is my real question? | |||
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"I'll tell you what I'm doing...gonna have a crisp sandwich and watch the end of this terrible Liam neeson ice road truckers movie. Ooooh what flavour crisps? Salt and vinegar.
Your preference? "Depends on my mood and obviously availability. Salt and vinegar or cheese and onion. | |||
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"I'll tell you what I'm doing...gonna have a crisp sandwich and watch the end of this terrible Liam neeson ice road truckers movie. Ooooh what flavour crisps? Salt and vinegar.
Your preference?
Depends on my mood and obviously availability. Salt and vinegar or cheese and onion."They Would be my 2 choices too. | |||
"Estella who are you bonking in your filthy mind this evening lovely?!?!
"She can't type with her left finger up my bum and her right palm wrapped around my Weiner  | |||
"Estella who are you bonking in your filthy mind this evening lovely?!?!
She can't type with her left leg up my bum and her right palm wrapped around my Weiner " | |||
"I'll tell you what I'm doing...gonna have a crisp sandwich and watch the end of this terrible Liam neeson ice road truckers movie. Ooooh what flavour crisps? Salt and vinegar.
Your preference? "Oh same or prawn cocktail! | |||
"Estella who are you bonking in your filthy mind this evening lovely?!?!
She can't type with her left finger up my bum and her right palm wrapped around my Weiner "I think in reality and not fantasy, she can | |||
"Just having a g&t and looking at nerd stuff cos that's how exciting I am
Nerd stuff such as?
Warhammer. It's always Warhammer."Nerd. | |||
"Would you prefer a horse sized duck or duck sized horse "A horse sized duck. Shredded crispy duck wraps all round | |||
"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)
Done can we all get in on that what's the hornist thing you've ever done? Is my real question? "Done. And ooooh it’d get me in trouble to say. | |||
"Estella who are you bonking in your filthy mind this evening lovely?!?!
She can't type with her left finger up my bum and her right palm wrapped around my Weiner
I think in reality and not fantasy, she can "I'm sure you have more than one finger on your left hand. Sorry, I'm making you sound like Captain Hook  | |||
"What have you been drinking?" Tonight. Tequila! | |||
"What have you been drinking? Tonight. Tequila!" You’d be proud! | |||
"What have you been drinking? Tonight. Tequila!" Neat | |||
"Would you prefer a horse sized duck or duck sized horse "Horse sized duck. I like ducks. | |||
"Would you prefer a horse sized duck or duck sized horse
Horse sized duck. I like ducks. "More shredded duck pancakes to go round | |||
"Estella who are you bonking in your filthy mind this evening lovely?!?!
"Female - you and Meli sandwich Male - he’s not on here TV/TS - polly chromatic | |||
"Estella who are you bonking in your filthy mind this evening lovely?!?!
She can't type with her left finger up my bum and her right palm wrapped around my Weiner "Can too | |||
"Estella, please can you send me boobs, plz, thx
(nice hare btw xx)
Done can we all get in on that what's the hornist thing you've ever done? Is my real question?
Done. And ooooh it’d get me in trouble to say. " very nice aswell thank you! Pooh sounds naughty then | |||
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"Ooo not pooh ffs autocorrect does me like a kipper again!" It made me chuckle. | |||
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"Just having a g&t and looking at nerd stuff cos that's how exciting I am
Nerd stuff such as?
Warhammer. It's always Warhammer.
Nerd. "True | |||
" Can you buy truth serum" Absolutely not | |||
"Just having a g&t and looking at nerd stuff cos that's how exciting I am
Nerd stuff such as?
Warhammer. It's always Warhammer.
Nerd.
True "Meant as a compliment | |||
" Can you buy truth serum Absolutely not" Shame | |||
" Can you buy truth serum Absolutely not Shame " The CIA will have plenty of it…. | |||
" Can you buy truth serum Absolutely not Shame " Or can you? Tequila works for me | |||
" Can you buy truth serum Absolutely not Shame The CIA will have plenty of it…. " Tequila? | |||
"What have you been drinking? Tonight. Tequila! You’d be proud!" It's the best | |||
" Can you buy truth serum Absolutely not Shame The CIA will have plenty of it…. " | |||
" Can you buy truth serum Absolutely not Shame The CIA will have plenty of it…. Tequila?" That to | |||
" Can you buy truth serum Absolutely not Shame Or can you? Tequila works for me" | |||
" Can you buy truth serum" would put a few relationships in jeopardy if was maybe or at very least a few slaps bein dished out from such questions as does my bum look big in this! | |||
" Can you buy truth serumwould put a few relationships in jeopardy if was maybe or at very least a few slaps bein dished out from such questions as does my bum look big in this! " | |||
"What have you been drinking? Tonight. Tequila! You’d be proud! It's the best "You’re the best | |||
"What have you been drinking? Tonight. Tequila! You’d be proud! It's the best "You feeling better xxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"What have you been drinking? Tonight. Tequila! You’d be proud! It's the best
You feeling better xxxxxxxxxx"Getting there my lovely | |||
"What have you been drinking? Tonight. Tequila! You’d be proud! It's the best
You’re the best "Long as you're ok | |||
"What have you been drinking? Tonight. Tequila! You’d be proud! It's the best
You feeling better xxxxxxxxxx
Getting there my lovely "Xxx | |||
"(poop joke time) what stand in a field & goes ooooo" Well it's either a cow with no lips or some country lass out dogging!!! | |||
"(poop joke time) what stand in a field & goes ooooo Well it's either a cow with no lips or some country lass out dogging!!! " | |||
