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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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After a conversation last night with a very handsome man in the pub.
The subject of Naked Buffet's came up.
Are these becoming popular now?
Would you partake in this and would you want to be the person on the table covered in food for others to nibble from or would you want to be the one selecting your nibbles?
What would you want to see avaliable?
Pineapple rings on the nipples, donuts on the cock?
And who's coming  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m definitely coming
I think I’d rather be a nibbler than be nibbled - I’d worry about what people might do with those little cock-tail sticks.  "
Good point well made Mr Blooms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was a thread on food play recently too.
I can see the eroticism of it and it would be a metaphorical feast for the senses in more ways than one...but I am a fussy cow over food hygiene and I couldn't enjoy a vol au vent without looking for a pube in my egg mayo.
So I would rather wear the food than eat the food. Beef hoola hoops on my fingers, party rings on my nipples, I will leave it to your imagination with the chocolate fingers
NBVN x |
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I thought this was something just for the movies but sounds very intriguing as I do love food. Not sure how I feel about combining that with my other interest but the thought of licking donut gaze off a nipple…. Tasty 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh nice idea 
And here she is 
Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha
I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!  "
No olives are avaliable at this buffet Nora, vile things |
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"Oooh nice idea
And here she is
Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha
I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!
No olives are avaliable at this buffet Nora, vile things "
Thank god. I’m in then! |
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"Oooh nice idea
And here she is
Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha
I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!
You need help.  "
Tell me something I don’t know! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Oooh nice idea
And here she is
Was relying on Nora to be on the cake trolley with her ginger cake ha ha
I’ll eat whatever’s on your boobs. I’d even eat olives for that!
You need help.
Tell me something I don’t know! "
You need me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Funny you're mentioning this, OP, as so it happens I'm going to my first human buffet event at Jaydees tomorrow (Friday). Have no clue what to expect but it sounds like fun. "
That was part of our conversation last night ha ha
Hope you have fun |
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"Funny you're mentioning this, OP, as so it happens I'm going to my first human buffet event at Jaydees tomorrow (Friday). Have no clue what to expect but it sounds like fun.
That was part of our conversation last night ha ha
Hope you have fun "
Thank you |
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"Would anyone be interested in dipping their chips into the HP Sauce I have just smeared all over my wanton arse and down the rear of my thighs? No?! Any particular reason why not?  "
Me! And I don’t like brown sauce |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would anyone be interested in dipping their chips into the HP Sauce I have just smeared all over my wanton arse and down the rear of my thighs? No?! Any particular reason why not? "
I don't like HP sauce but for those thighs I'll go after Nora |
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"Would anyone be interested in dipping their chips into the HP Sauce I have just smeared all over my wanton arse and down the rear of my thighs? No?! Any particular reason why not?
I don't like HP sauce but for those thighs I'll go after Nora "
We’ll go together |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Would anyone be interested in dipping their chips into the HP Sauce I have just smeared all over my wanton arse and down the rear of my thighs? No?! Any particular reason why not?
I don't like HP sauce but for those thighs I'll go after Nora
We’ll go together "
Good plan Nora |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!
Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights
Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread "
Wheres the cream and strawberries? |
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Interestingly, I find sweet foods far more appetising in this scenario; Licking cream off of a lady’s skin for instance as opposed to eating pizza etc off her.
Mind you and having said this, a triangular slice of pizza would make for a perfect covering for a ladies downstairs modesty…. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!
Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights
Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread
Wheres the cream and strawberries? "
They're scone. |
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"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!
Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights
Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread
Wheres the cream and strawberries? "
Cream you know where that is and strawberries you have to pick your own…. They’re here somewhere |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!
Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights
Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread
Wheres the cream and strawberries?
They're scone. "
Ha ha trust you CG |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!
Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights
Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread
Wheres the cream and strawberries?
They're scone.
Ha ha trust you CG "
Im allowed one corny joke per day.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’d be a naked buffet if it wouldn’t put people off their food!
Everyone would want some of your Devonshire Delights
Mainly sausage, buns, some thighs, bit of breast…. It’s a hearty spread
Wheres the cream and strawberries?
Cream you know where that is and strawberries you have to pick your own…. They’re here somewhere "
Fresh cream |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.
It’s like a tequila slammer.
You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….
You up for one? "
One?????
Nora will want 10. |
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"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.
It’s like a tequila slammer.
You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….
You up for one? "
That proper made me howl . Only if they’re warm donuts with no jam |
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"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.
It’s like a tequila slammer.
You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….
You up for one?
That proper made me howl . Only if they’re warm donuts with no jam "
Do you even get jam in a ring donut?
Warm im fine with but too hot and it will burn my todger |
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"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.
It’s like a tequila slammer.
You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….
You up for one?
That proper made me howl . Only if they’re warm donuts with no jam
Do you even get jam in a ring donut?
Warm im fine with but too hot and it will burn my todger "
Dunno. I’m not really a donut person. No icing and slightly warm and I’m in |
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"Put it this way, if there is a donut up for grabs on a cock.. I won't be eating the cock.
It’s like a tequila slammer.
You lick the balls, eat the donut then suck the cock….
You up for one?
That proper made me howl . Only if they’re warm donuts with no jam
Do you even get jam in a ring donut?
Warm im fine with but too hot and it will burn my todger
Dunno. I’m not really a donut person. No icing and slightly warm and I’m in "
Deal. I just need a catchy name for it…
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion
Which fruit would you recommend? "
Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s very much on our to do list.
C wants to be laid on a table with fruit all over and cream and eaten off with mouths… 
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When are you posting the invites out to us all? |
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"It’s very much on our to do list.
C wants to be laid on a table with fruit all over and cream and eaten off with mouths…
When are you posting the invites out to us all? "
I don’t have dinner plans. |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
the Goldilocks Zone |
"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion
Which fruit would you recommend?
Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too. "
Never under-estimate the adhesive qualities of squirty cream!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion
Which fruit would you recommend?
Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too.
Never under-estimate the adhesive qualities of squirty cream! "
I will remember that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion
Which fruit would you recommend?
Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too. "
Pro tip |
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"It’s very much on our to do list.
C wants to be laid on a table with fruit all over and cream and eaten off with mouths…
When are you posting the invites out to us all? "
We’ve got plans in place for an intimate dinner party with the last course (dessert) being eaten off two ladies, C being one of them.
We’ll post pics for sure |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"There's a naked buffet on at jaydees Friday, we'll be the there. Definitely skipping lunch for it.
Are you nibbling or being nibbled?
I shall be a nibbler, "
Bon appetit! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’ve taken part at a club event once. Best way to eat fruit in my opinion
Which fruit would you recommend?
Strawberries were nice. Cut in half so they don’t roll off. I think squirty cream helped to stick them on too.
Never under-estimate the adhesive qualities of squirty cream!
I will remember that "
(Gets ready to squirt at her). |
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I don't find the idea arousing.
I remember in Sex and the City Samantha put sushi all over her naked body while waiting for her boyfriend. My two main concerns were food poisoning (sushi coming up to body temperature can't be good) and that surely of all the unarousing smells in the world, fish has got to be near the top of the list? |
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Hosted a dinner party back in the day with a few couples with my ex 2nd wife. One of the ladies volunteered to host the sweet tray on her naked body.
In the morning the table cloth looked like it had an image of the Turin shroud on it.
Very enjoyable, lots of fruit, cream, ice cream and chocolate |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I don't find the idea arousing.
I remember in Sex and the City Samantha put sushi all over her naked body while waiting for her boyfriend. My two main concerns were food poisoning (sushi coming up to body temperature can't be good) and that surely of all the unarousing smells in the world, fish has got to be near the top of the list?"
I generate a lot of body heat, so sushi would not be a good idea.
Maybe fry an egg. |
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"Hosted a dinner party back in the day with a few couples with my ex 2nd wife. One of the ladies volunteered to host the sweet tray on her naked body.
In the morning the table cloth looked like it had an image of the Turin shroud on it.
Very enjoyable, lots of fruit, cream, ice cream and chocolate "
I'd have volunteered to do the washing up. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.
God no 
You don't want those getting stuck in certain places
What about popping candy "
Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious |
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"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.
God no
You don't want those getting stuck in certain places
What about popping candy
Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious "
I’ve done that!! |
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"After a conversation last night with a very handsome man in the pub.
The subject of Naked Buffet's came up.
Are these becoming popular now?
Pineapple rings on the nipples, donuts on the cock?
And who's coming "
I'll definitely come if I can eat chocolate buttons off you're nipples
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"After a conversation last night with a very handsome man in the pub.
The subject of Naked Buffet's came up.
Are these becoming popular now?
Pineapple rings on the nipples, donuts on the cock?
And who's coming
I'll definitely come if I can eat chocolate buttons off you're nipples
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.
God no
You don't want those getting stuck in certain places
What about popping candy
Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious
I’ve done that!! "
Would help also if I could spell blowjob properly ha ha
What about sherbert Nora ? |
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"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.
God no
You don't want those getting stuck in certain places
What about popping candy
Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious
I’ve done that!!
Would help also if I could spell blowjob properly ha ha
What about sherbert Nora ? "
Nope. Not sherbert. Just mints and Prosecco (not at the same time!) and the hot cold thing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.
God no
You don't want those getting stuck in certain places
What about popping candy
Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious
I’ve done that!!
Would help also if I could spell blowjob properly ha ha
What about sherbert Nora ?
Nope. Not sherbert. Just mints and Prosecco (not at the same time!) and the hot cold thing "
Never try it either, impossible to not cough and it goes everywhere ha ha
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"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.
God no
You don't want those getting stuck in certain places
What about popping candy
Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious
I’ve done that!!
Would help also if I could spell blowjob properly ha ha
What about sherbert Nora ?
Nope. Not sherbert. Just mints and Prosecco (not at the same time!) and the hot cold thing
Never try it either, impossible to not cough and it goes everywhere ha ha
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Oh yes! Good point |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having a buffet while naked, yes.
The buffet being on a naked person, no thanks.
You can still come ........
Can't turn down that offer. I'll be in the corner with my packed lunch "
Who doesn't like a nice lunch box ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Having a buffet while naked, yes.
The buffet being on a naked person, no thanks.
You can still come ........
Can't turn down that offer. I'll be in the corner with my packed lunch "
What ya got in your box? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Who's got the 'hundreds & thousands'?.
God no
You don't want those getting stuck in certain places
What about popping candy
Try giving someone a blowjib with a whole pack of that in your mouth at the same time, end result is hilarious "
We can discuss this over cake.  |
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