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over a year ago
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"You have a vagina.
My cock fits inside your vagina.
So you see, there really is no downside.
Thank you for your time.
I don't have a vagina.
Oh."
I have a bumhole though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Don’t understand this post?
Vegetables are good for you but it doesn’t mean you always just eat them 
Sometimes you need something naughty like a Mars bar or a crunchie |
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"You have a vagina.
My cock fits inside your vagina.
So you see, there really is no downside.
Thank you for your time.
I don't have a vagina.
Oh.
I have a bumhole though."
You could call it a ‘Mangina’ and hope you get away with it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have two nostrils….
I have a cock.
Would you like left or right first?
My left or right, or your left or right?
My right one is the best; I excavated it earlier…"
I'm going in. |
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"I have two nostrils….
I have a cock.
Would you like left or right first?
My left or right, or your left or right?
My right one is the best; I excavated it earlier…"
I dug in really deep and landed in Australia |
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"You have a vagina.
My cock fits inside your vagina.
So you see, there really is no downside.
Thank you for your time.
Is this a poem? 
It's a PowerPoint presentation."
It's unification of the nation. |
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"I have two nostrils….
I have a cock.
Would you like left or right first?
My left or right, or your left or right?
My right one is the best; I excavated it earlier…
I dug in really deep and landed in Australia"
My right nostril is an inter dimensional portal. If you jiggle around in it, you can travel in both space and time. Just watch out for the green asteroids in there…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t understand this post?
Vegetables are good for you but it doesn’t mean you always just eat them
Sometimes you need something naughty like a Mars bar or a crunchie"
That’s a fallacy as much as this is phallic key.
You need nothing and not everyone likes jigsaws.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have two nostrils….
I have a cock.
We have so much in common.
Do you wee sitting down?
For a treat.
On the seat
Keeps the bowl neat.
And smelling sweet"
After eating a bowl of wheat |
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"I have two nostrils….
I have a cock.
We have so much in common.
Do you wee sitting down?
For a treat.
On the seat
Keeps the bowl neat.
And smelling sweet
After eating a bowl of wheat "
And wiping my balls on a cotton sheet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"You have a vagina.
My cock fits inside your vagina.
So you see, there really is no downside.
Thank you for your time."
How do you know you cock fits in my vagina. It could be like chucking a sausage up an alleyway for all you know. |
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