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By *agic.MMan
over a year ago
Orpington |
"Accordingly to research quoted in the Huff Post. Men masturbate on average 2.6 times a week and woman only once a week.
Are the gents and ladies of Fab around the same?"
Twice a week seems accurate in my case |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that statistic makes me feel like a nymphomaniac 
I did it 4 times yesterday alone 
You win Kitty. I think a celebratory wank might be in order?  "
Haha don't encourage me  |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Well that statistic makes me feel like a nymphomaniac
I did it 4 times yesterday alone
You win Kitty. I think a celebratory wank might be in order?
Haha don't encourage me "
Go kitty, go kitty, go kitty..... |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"Accordingly to research quoted in the Huff Post. Men masturbate on average 2.6 times a week and woman only once a week.
Are the gents and ladies of Fab around the same?"
Once? Five!
Probably same for me, depending on how busy work has been |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that statistic makes me feel like a nymphomaniac
I did it 4 times yesterday alone
You win Kitty. I think a celebratory wank might be in order?
Haha don't encourage me "
sounds like you don't need encouraging  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Well that statistic makes me feel like a nymphomaniac
I did it 4 times yesterday alone
You win Kitty. I think a celebratory wank might be in order?
Haha don't encourage me "
Do it, do it, do it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Accordingly to research quoted in the Huff Post. Men masturbate on average 2.6 times a week and woman only once a week.
Are the gents and ladies of Fab around the same?"
I don't keep tally, but it ain't 2.6 times aweek, it's alot more , I can tell you that lol. Although we are talking average people - I dare say folks on here are not your average folks lol |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Chance would be a fine thing with school hols and working from home etc!"
I could drop off a baby sitter at your hiuse, pick you up, take you for a drive while you have a wank and drop you off afterwards.
Just a suggestion.  |
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"Chance would be a fine thing with school hols and working from home etc!
I could drop off a baby sitter at your hiuse, pick you up, take you for a drive while you have a wank and drop you off afterwards.
Just a suggestion. "
 . Where would I plug my wand in though |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Chance would be a fine thing with school hols and working from home etc!
I could drop off a baby sitter at your hiuse, pick you up, take you for a drive while you have a wank and drop you off afterwards.
Just a suggestion.
. Where would I plug my wand in though "
I have a plug (inverter) for that in my car. |
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It's peaks and troughs for me, sometimes (like at the start of lockdown) I just can't keep my hands off my cock, and I'm wandering around with a semi-on for days! Other times, I really can't be arsed! But mainly, I only wank because I'm not getting any actual sex....... |
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See, this is the sort of question that should be asked on the UK census.
‘How often do you and other members of your household masturbate? A: Rarely. B: Often. C: Excessively enough to cause second degree friction burns.’ |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
Derbyshire village |
"See, this is the sort of question that should be asked on the UK census.
‘How often do you and other members of your household masturbate? A: Rarely. B: Often. C: Excessively enough to cause second degree friction burns.’ "
C: Excessively enough that I have shares in Kleenex |
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"See, this is the sort of question that should be asked on the UK census.
‘How often do you and other members of your household masturbate? A: Rarely. B: Often. C: Excessively enough to cause second degree friction burns.’ "
I agree, make it fun haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Once every two weeks if that. It's killing me atm though but I'm holding for the weekend.
I abstain for cumshot reasons.
That girl is going to look like she fell face first into a tub of PVA glue |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Accordingly to research quoted in the Huff Post. Men masturbate on average 2.6 times a week and woman only once a week.
Are the gents and ladies of Fab around the same?"
Obviously not going to apply to site full of horny fuckers, guys! Not surprising if you're above this average! |
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"0.6 of a wank? Is that when you lose interest part way through and don't finish?"
I think it’s where you start off with sincere ambition and fine hand pumping gusto but are interrupted near the climax by the Amazon delivery driver ringing the door bell…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure"
it's quite a good tool |
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
it's quite a good tool"
So if the first lady wank doesn’t work do you try again? And again….. |
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
Other way round for me! I can never sleep after lol "
Not even a boring wank? Lol |
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
Other way round for me! I can never sleep after lol
Not even a boring wank? Lol"
No such thing . My head is full of filth |
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
Other way round for me! I can never sleep after lol
Not even a boring wank? Lol
No such thing . My head is full of filth "
If only I could read your mind  |
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
Other way round for me! I can never sleep after lol
Not even a boring wank? Lol
No such thing . My head is full of filth
If only I could read your mind "
You’d either be very turned on or scared stiff |
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By *arl17Man
over a year ago
Central Portugal |
"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
Other way round for me! I can never sleep after lol
Not even a boring wank? Lol
No such thing . My head is full of filth "
Agree, how can you have a decent wank if bored? Seems pretty pointless lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
Other way round for me! I can never sleep after lol
Not even a boring wank? Lol
No such thing . My head is full of filth "
I have one go to vision that always gets me there quickly. I'm easily pleased |
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
Other way round for me! I can never sleep after lol
Not even a boring wank? Lol
No such thing . My head is full of filth
If only I could read your mind
You’d either be very turned on or scared stiff "
A combo of both no doubt |
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
Other way round for me! I can never sleep after lol
Not even a boring wank? Lol
No such thing . My head is full of filth
I have one go to vision that always gets me there quickly. I'm easily pleased "
Do share….. |
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"Depends how easy I am finding getting to sleep. If I start tossing and turning, then Im going in for a wank.
A cute for insomnia?
*Cure
Other way round for me! I can never sleep after lol
Not even a boring wank? Lol
No such thing . My head is full of filth
Agree, how can you have a decent wank if bored? Seems pretty pointless lol "
Oh I can haha |
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Is that a started but never finished kind of wank?
