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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex. "
Are we counting people murdered by people who didn’t have sex - case in point that guy last
Week who Killed a load of people because he couldn’t get laid. Sorry if it was a lighthearted post that i just ruined - just got me thinking |
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex.
Are we counting people murdered by people who didn’t have sex - case in point that guy last
Week who Killed a load of people because he couldn’t get laid. Sorry if it was a lighthearted post that i just ruined - just got me thinking
No. We are not including anything other than those that died 'of lack of sex' ...... as given on their death cert.
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In that case I would be well dead if it was fatal  |
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"It depends on how you define 'died'.
Some people exist and breath, they function but are not necessarily 'living' or 'alive'."
For the purposes of this thread , anyone exhibiting the seven signs of life are alive.
Granted they may not be living to the full but they are alive |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"And how do we know that??
Well , we don't know for sure do we ?
However I can think of several things that a lack of is certain death for humans ... but sex isn't one of them. "
It might well be on my tombstone in years to come. Thing is, it is bolloxed as I cannot come back to prove my point  |
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex.
Are we counting people murdered by people who didn’t have sex - case in point that guy last
Week who Killed a load of people because he couldn’t get laid. Sorry if it was a lighthearted post that i just ruined - just got me thinking
No. We are not including anything other than those that died 'of lack of sex' ...... as given on their death cert.
In that case I would be well dead if it was fatal "
Then I may make you exhibit 1. No sex but still alive. |
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"And how do we know that??
Well , we don't know for sure do we ?
However I can think of several things that a lack of is certain death for humans ... but sex isn't one of them.
It might well be on my tombstone in years to come. Thing is, it is bolloxed as I cannot come back to prove my point "
No matter, all the other nuns will tell your tale  |
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex.
Are we counting people murdered by people who didn’t have sex - case in point that guy last
Week who Killed a load of people because he couldn’t get laid. Sorry if it was a lighthearted post that i just ruined - just got me thinking
No. We are not including anything other than those that died 'of lack of sex' ...... as given on their death cert.
In that case I would be well dead if it was fatal
Then I may make you exhibit 1. No sex but still alive."
Ohhh im an exhibit? Things are looking up |
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"Speaking of holy folk......
What about monks ....
They are celibate in their cell a bit.
They live to ripe old ages.
I have a genuine fantasy about monks. 12 to be precise! "
A new monk arrives at the monastery
He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies of the original books.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, worried that there may be errors The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, the old monk goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the 75 year monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks, "what's wrong".
"You fuckers", he says, with anger and sadness in his eyes, "the word was celebrate!" |
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"Speaking of holy folk......
What about monks ....
They are celibate in their cell a bit.
They live to ripe old ages.
I have a genuine fantasy about monks. 12 to be precise! "
Could be habit forming.. |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Speaking of holy folk......
What about monks ....
They are celibate in their cell a bit.
They live to ripe old ages.
I have a genuine fantasy about monks. 12 to be precise!
A new monk arrives at the monastery
He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies of the original books.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this, worried that there may be errors The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, the old monk goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the 75 year monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks, "what's wrong".
"You fuckers", he says, with anger and sadness in his eyes, "the word was celebrate!""
Priceless!
But it is not going to help me with my fantasy!
Ok then, that is outside the scope for this thread! |
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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago
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"Speaking of holy folk......
What about monks ....
They are celibate in their cell a bit.
They live to ripe old ages.
I have a genuine fantasy about monks. 12 to be precise!
Could be habit forming.."
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex.
But we'd cease to exist as a species without it.
maybe 
evolution may put paid to skin on skin reproduction"
I think our birth rates would decline rapidly if it was dependent on people activity planning to breed and having to attend a clinic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex.
But we'd cease to exist as a species without it.
maybe
evolution may put paid to skin on skin reproduction
I think our birth rates would decline rapidly if it was dependent on people activity planning to breed and having to attend a clinic. "
Maybe not such a bad thing. Far too many of us anyway |
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There are other species that have sex for pleasure not just procreation
Monkeys and primates
Dolphins
Elephants
And most of the mammalian kingdom also
Cows mount each other as a signal they are ready to breed
Rams regularly have sex with other rams too
Nothing to do with dying from lack of sex though
Goose barnacles have the biggest cock in the world compared to body size and it is prehensile too
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"Bump - somebody please help me not be the person that killed it 
We need a crash team here stat, this thread is coding Crash team in favour of taking full responsibility - please  "
Seems resuscitation was successful |
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"Nobody ever died from lack of sex.
But we'd cease to exist as a species without it.
maybe
evolution may put paid to skin on skin reproduction
I think our birth rates would decline rapidly if it was dependent on people activity planning to breed and having to attend a clinic.
Maybe not such a bad thing. Far too many of us anyway "
You're not wrong |
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