"I like how squidgy they are when soft
I like them windmillin about
My favourite are hard ones.
The end "
Ah, the ol' windmill. My personal favourite. Still got a couple of windmillin' videos knocking about. |
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During the sex education module of GCSE biology myself and four classmates may or may not have been using slang terms for the human reproductive organs. We got sent to the headmaster's office.
There we were stood in front of him. He asked us why we had been sent to his office. Myself and three others used the generic answer "not putting our hands up and shouting out answers sir" the fifth accomplice said "using certain sexual words sir."
The headmaster asked him to name one. He said penis. The headmaster stood up and slammed his fist on the desk and shouted "PENIS"
All five of us burst laughing which only infuriated him further. Bare in mind he was a very stern man. He yelled at us to stop laughing. Eventually we did. |
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"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology 
This is a biology lesson. It's penis."
Will you show us how it works Teach'. |
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"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology
This is a biology lesson. It's penis.
Will you show us how it works Teach'. "
*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD. |
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"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology
This is a biology lesson. It's penis.
Will you show us how it works Teach'.
*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD."
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"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology
This is a biology lesson. It's penis.
Will you show us how it works Teach'.
*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD."
Poor poor penis |
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"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology
This is a biology lesson. It's penis.
Will you show us how it works Teach'.
*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD.
Poor poor penis "
It's not even my penis. |
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"I prefer to call it cock, or a willy, if being affectionate. Penis is for biology
This is a biology lesson. It's penis.
Will you show us how it works Teach'.
*Slams penis on desk violently* BEHOLD.
Poor poor penis
It's not even my penis."
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"I like how squidgy they are when soft
I like them windmillin about
My favourite are hard ones.
The end
Basically in any state then?  "
Yeh pretty much 
Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them  |
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"I like how squidgy they are when soft
I like them windmillin about
My favourite are hard ones.
The end
Basically in any state then?
Yeh pretty much
Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them "
Mine's dirty. Filthy. Like an old shoe. |
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"I like how squidgy they are when soft
I like them windmillin about
My favourite are hard ones.
The end
Basically in any state then?
Yeh pretty much
Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them "
Hello! Missed you  |
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"I like how squidgy they are when soft
I like them windmillin about
My favourite are hard ones.
The end
Basically in any state then?
Yeh pretty much
Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them
Mine's dirty. Filthy. Like an old shoe."
Oh gosh. Yeh stinky ones can go in the washing machine |
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"I like how squidgy they are when soft
I like them windmillin about
My favourite are hard ones.
The end
Basically in any state then?
Yeh pretty much
Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them
Hello! Missed you "
Hello my fellow willy best friend!!! 
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"I like how squidgy they are when soft
I like them windmillin about
My favourite are hard ones.
The end
Basically in any state then?
Yeh pretty much
Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them "
That’s made me feel sick and I’m not even a fan of them |
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"I like how squidgy they are when soft
I like them windmillin about
My favourite are hard ones.
The end
Basically in any state then?
Yeh pretty much
Oh no, except dirty ones. Not a fan of them
That’s made me feel sick and I’m not even a fan of them "
oh I didn't mean to put you off, they're not THAT squidgy. Like a good amount of squidgy, ya know? |
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It’s not widely known that the proper plural for penis is ‘penes’. It’s easy to remember as it sounds like the pasta ‘penne’ and in both cases if you drop them in boiling water they go from hard to soft in no time. |
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This fella finds a lamp and rubs it.
Out Pop's a genie and shout's
I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP I GRANT YOU ONE WISH, BTW IM HARD OF HEARING SO SPEAK UP.
the fella smiling goes and Whisper's in the genies ear.
FLASH!!
and out of the smoke this little guys is sitting playing the piano.
The fella looks confused then angrily shout's at the genie
NO I DIDN'T SAY I WANTED A TEN INCH PIANIST!! |
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