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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

We were having a good laugh at work today about old shows on tele and a random remark by one of the lads had me in stitches.He said Mr Benn was a shoplifter because he went into the tailors and never paid and always had a costume has my mate got a point

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?"

fibber

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?"
Nora you are a fibber the flowerpot men were before Mr Benn xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?"

I remember Mr Benn

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?Nora you are a fibber the flowerpot men were before Mr Benn xx "

Really? I honestly don’t remember a Mr Benn!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

I remember Mr Benn "

so Bella was he a shoplifter xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?"

No way was it before your time, I remember it!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?Nora you are a fibber the flowerpot men were before Mr Benn xx

Really? I honestly don’t remember a Mr Benn!"

Nora YouTube him you will know him

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

No way was it before your time, I remember it! "

You talk as if you’re about 10 years younger! Maybe we didn’t have him ooop norf.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?"

That was Bill and Ben

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

No way was it before your time, I remember it! "

was he a shoplifter Mr Gent ?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

No way was it before your time, I remember it!

You talk as if you’re about 10 years younger! Maybe we didn’t have him ooop norf. "

We did

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

No way was it before your time, I remember it!

You talk as if you’re about 10 years younger! Maybe we didn’t have him ooop norf.

We did "

. I’ll get me coat.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

I remember Mr Benn so Bella was he a shoplifter xx "

I think the shop keeper thought Mr Benn was an influencer , so gifted him the outfits for maximum exposure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

No way was it before your time, I remember it!

You talk as if you’re about 10 years younger! Maybe we didn’t have him ooop norf. "

I think he used to cross dress too.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas

He looks like the homepride man

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He looks like the homepride man "

Bless, she had to Google him!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

I remember Mr Benn so Bella was he a shoplifter xx

I think the shop keeper thought Mr Benn was an influencer , so gifted him the outfits for maximum exposure "

fantastic analysis xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him! "

She is Irish!!

Doubt Mr Benn sold much overseas

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him! "

I’m only a wee young thing

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him! "

he was way before his time a true champion

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

She is Irish!!

Doubt Mr Benn sold much overseas "

Oi im still in the uk stop trying to get rid of us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He had a line off credit with the shop keeper

Payed monthly out off his bank ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

She is Irish!!

Doubt Mr Benn sold much overseas "

True, he was very English.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"He had a line off credit with the shop keeper

Payed monthly out off his bank ha ha "

you will do for me making sense who did he bank with in the day

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

I’m only a wee young thing "

Thanks for that, I’ve just realised you’re only two years older than my son

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Leaves thread, depressed.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean "
to young to know Mr Benn YouTube him a true champion

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean "

Definitely more my thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

She is Irish!!

Doubt Mr Benn sold much overseas

Oi im still in the uk stop trying to get rid of us "

Soz. I get Kerry and Derry confused.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr. Benn, always walked like he had a stiffy!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Leaves thread, depressed. "
Rachael you are a spring chicken xx

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

I’m only a wee young thing

Thanks for that, I’ve just realised you’re only two years older than my son "

No way you don’t look old enough

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

She is Irish!!

Doubt Mr Benn sold much overseas

Oi im still in the uk stop trying to get rid of us

Soz. I get Kerry and Derry confused. "

Il let you off with it this time

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?"
yes ...he had a friend called Bill

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean

Definitely more my thing "

Belle my advice to you is YouTube him in your quieter moments asa I have said before he is a true champion xx

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean

Definitely more my thing Belle my advice to you is YouTube him in your quieter moments asa I have said before he is a true champion xx "

Ok il have a look now while I’m in the bath

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?yes ...he had a friend called Bill "
you should know him he is a national treasure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean to young to know Mr Benn YouTube him a true champion "

Ahhh I think I recognize him off the cover of a school book when I was very, very young. Will definitely have to check him out

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Bloody hell. I think that’s even before my time . Was he a flowerpot man?

No way was it before your time, I remember it!

You talk as if you’re about 10 years younger! Maybe we didn’t have him ooop norf.

I think he used to cross dress too."

I think they've got shops like this in London and Brighton

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He had a line off credit with the shop keeper

Payed monthly out off his bank ha ha you will do for me making sense who did he bank with in the day "

Not shour but it’s the only logical explanation

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean

Definitely more my thing Belle my advice to you is YouTube him in your quieter moments asa I have said before he is a true champion xx

Ok il have a look now while I’m in the bath "

good girl you know it makes sense xx

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

I’m only a wee young thing

Thanks for that, I’ve just realised you’re only two years older than my son

No way you don’t look old enough "

He’s 34 and a half….

Granted, the ‘you don’t look old enough’ thing crops up a lot but it’s usually cos they want to get inside me so thank you.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"He had a line off credit with the shop keeper

Payed monthly out off his bank ha ha you will do for me making sense who did he bank with in the day

Not shour but it’s the only logical explanation "

it's the best gold star my love xx

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire


"We were having a good laugh at work today about old shows on tele and a random remark by one of the lads had me in stitches.He said Mr Benn was a shoplifter because he went into the tailors and never paid and always had a costume has my mate got a point "

Ohhh I love Mr Benn....grew up watching him, and I have a dvd of his No way was he a shop lifter...the shopkeeper always let him go through that magic door cos' he knew he would be back to return the out fit after his experience...

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

I’m only a wee young thing

Thanks for that, I’ve just realised you’re only two years older than my son

No way you don’t look old enough

He’s 34 and a half….

Granted, the ‘you don’t look old enough’ thing crops up a lot but it’s usually cos they want to get inside me so thank you. "

Sorry Rachael Mr Benn would not approve of sexual innuendo xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"We were having a good laugh at work today about old shows on tele and a random remark by one of the lads had me in stitches.He said Mr Benn was a shoplifter because he went into the tailors and never paid and always had a costume has my mate got a point

Ohhh I love Mr Benn....grew up watching him, and I have a dvd of his No way was he a shop lifter...the shopkeeper always let him go through that magic door cos' he knew he would be back to return the out fit after his experience... "

not sure about that I think he was a smart cookie way ahead of his time

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

As if by magic....the shopkeeper appeared....

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"As if by magic....the shopkeeper appeared...."
yes the quote brilliant

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Only ever made 12 episodes, you can buy them, i own the box set

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By *ablo minibar123Woman  over a year ago

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"He had a line off credit with the shop keeper

Payed monthly out off his bank ha ha you will do for me making sense who did he bank with in the day "

Bradford and bingley no doubt, they had the same taste in hats

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Only ever made 12 episodes, you can buy them, i own the box set "
good on you Red

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I used to love Mr Benn

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"He had a line off credit with the shop keeper

Payed monthly out off his bank ha ha you will do for me making sense who did he bank with in the day

Bradford and bingley no doubt, they had the same taste in hats"

Pablo wonderful Yes

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I used to love Mr Benn"
do you still have a soft spot for him

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"As if by magic....the shopkeeper appeared....yes the quote brilliant "
buying something to impress the ladies ...ooo ..suit you sir

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"As if by magic....the shopkeeper appeared....yes the quote brilliant buying something to impress the ladies ...ooo ..suit you sir "
wrong programme

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

I’m only a wee young thing

Thanks for that, I’ve just realised you’re only two years older than my son

No way you don’t look old enough

He’s 34 and a half….

Granted, the ‘you don’t look old enough’ thing crops up a lot but it’s usually cos they want to get inside me so thank you. Sorry Rachael Mr Benn would not approve of sexual innuendo xx "

So it’s ok for him to shoplift….

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By *imi_RougeWoman  over a year ago

Portsmouth

Even I can remember Mr Benn.

The Flumps and Bagpuss were my favourite.

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean

Definitely more my thing Belle my advice to you is YouTube him in your quieter moments asa I have said before he is a true champion xx

Ok il have a look now while I’m in the bath good girl you know it makes sense xx"

Ok I watched the one where he goes to space aww I loved it

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

I’m only a wee young thing

Thanks for that, I’ve just realised you’re only two years older than my son

No way you don’t look old enough

He’s 34 and a half….

Granted, the ‘you don’t look old enough’ thing crops up a lot but it’s usually cos they want to get inside me so thank you. Sorry Rachael Mr Benn would not approve of sexual innuendo xx

So it’s ok for him to shoplift…. "

I think we have come to the conclusion he had a credit account at the Bradford and Bingley keep up woman xxx

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

I’m only a wee young thing

Thanks for that, I’ve just realised you’re only two years older than my son

No way you don’t look old enough

He’s 34 and a half….

Granted, the ‘you don’t look old enough’ thing crops up a lot but it’s usually cos they want to get inside me so thank you. "

Haha well I meant it and that smile of yours would light up any room

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean

Definitely more my thing Belle my advice to you is YouTube him in your quieter moments asa I have said before he is a true champion xx

Ok il have a look now while I’m in the bath good girl you know it makes sense xx

Ok I watched the one where he goes to space aww I loved it "

Belle isend you kisses glad you enjoyed it did your water go cold xxx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Even I can remember Mr Benn.

The Flumps and Bagpuss were my favourite."

Mr Benn remember s you xx

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

I thought this was going to be about Anthony Wedgewood Benn....

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I thought this was going to be about Anthony Wedgewood Benn.... "
behave yourself young man

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean

Definitely more my thing Belle my advice to you is YouTube him in your quieter moments asa I have said before he is a true champion xx

Ok il have a look now while I’m in the bath good girl you know it makes sense xx

Ok I watched the one where he goes to space aww I loved it Belle isend you kisses glad you enjoyed it did your water go cold xxx "

No I keep topping it up

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"And here I thought you guys mis-spelt Mr Bean

Definitely more my thing Belle my advice to you is YouTube him in your quieter moments asa I have said before he is a true champion xx

Ok il have a look now while I’m in the bath good girl you know it makes sense xx

Ok I watched the one where he goes to space aww I loved it Belle isend you kisses glad you enjoyed it did your water go cold xxx

No I keep topping it up "

good on you xxx

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By *partharmonyCouple  over a year ago

Ruislip

I think Mr Benn tried on the outfits and had his adventures. He didn't take them home, so he's not a thief.

I'm surprised the shopkeeper keeps letting him back in though, given that he never seems to buy anything.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I think Mr Benn tried on the outfits and had his adventures. He didn't take them home, so he's not a thief.

I'm surprised the shopkeeper keeps letting him back in though, given that he never seems to buy anything. "

hi my friend we have come to the conclusion he had a credit account at the Bradford and Bingley because his hat was the same as there's xxx

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By *ackformore100Man  over a year ago

Tin town

Can you imagine if it was remade today as miss Benn... Shopping at boohoo / nastygal / prettylittlething.com...the adventures she got up to...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"He looks like the homepride man

Bless, she had to Google him!

I’m only a wee young thing

Thanks for that, I’ve just realised you’re only two years older than my son

No way you don’t look old enough

He’s 34 and a half….

Granted, the ‘you don’t look old enough’ thing crops up a lot but it’s usually cos they want to get inside me so thank you. Sorry Rachael Mr Benn would not approve of sexual innuendo xx

So it’s ok for him to shoplift…. I think we have come to the conclusion he had a credit account at the Bradford and Bingley keep up woman xxx "

Pah. Speculative.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I went to see mr benns house on festing road in putney london last week!!

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I went to see mr benns house on festing road in putney london last week!!

"

was he in or was he on an adventure xx

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"I went to see mr benns house on festing road in putney london last week!!

"

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By *aveb790Man  over a year ago

Sheffield

Mr Ben was off his head on drugs, always tripping to fantastical places.

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By *mwirralMan  over a year ago

wirral

He wasn't a shoplifter as he didn't leave by the front door and always returned outfit as he left the changing room

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"He wasn't a shoplifter as he didn't leave by the front door and always returned outfit as he left the changing room"
fair point

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"He wasn't a shoplifter as he didn't leave by the front door and always returned outfit as he left the changing room"

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Who's Mr benn?

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By *igsy8Man  over a year ago

Accrington


"He wasn't a shoplifter as he didn't leave by the front door and always returned outfit as he left the changing room "

Agreed. But that guy had some great adventures. Does anyone remember Bod?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Who's Mr benn?"

He was some sort of civil servant in a classic children’s show who used to skive off work and visit a fancy dress shop every day.

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By *asmeenTV/TS  over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Who's Mr benn?

He was some sort of civil servant in a classic children’s show who used to skive off work and visit a fancy dress shop every day."

Thanks xxxxxxxxxx

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By *otsossieMan  over a year ago

Chesterfield

It was all about dressing up for fun. I mean….

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"It was all about dressing up for fun. I mean…."

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