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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I am here to offer my services as a mediator during forum disputes.
I didn't say modulator!
I want nothing to do with a bloody mod!
Quadraphenia and all that seaside bullsh*t!
What's that about anyway!! |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?  "
Oh my god, I nearly came when I read this!!! Nom, nom, nom |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
Oh my god, I nearly came when I read this!!! Nom, nom, nom "
A fellow lover of this gastronomic marvel?  I’m thinking of setting us all up a Peanut Butter and Salad Cream Appreciation Society |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
Oh my god, I nearly came when I read this!!! Nom, nom, nom
A fellow lover of this gastronomic marvel? I’m thinking of setting us all up a Peanut Butter and Salad Cream Appreciation Society "
I on the other threw up a little in my mouth  |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
Oh my god, I nearly came when I read this!!! Nom, nom, nom
A fellow lover of this gastronomic marvel? I’m thinking of setting us all up a Peanut Butter and Salad Cream Appreciation Society
I on the other threw up a little in my mouth "
We need the mediator pronto |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? "
 I smile...there is mediation and there are peanut butter and Salad Cream sandwiches. |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
Oh my god, I nearly came when I read this!!! Nom, nom, nom
A fellow lover of this gastronomic marvel? I’m thinking of setting us all up a Peanut Butter and Salad Cream Appreciation Society "
Or maybe just a more generic Salad Cream Fan Club… more inclusive, then you can have fetish niches for PBnSC etc.! |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? "
I ain't snogging you after you eat that x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
Oh my god, I nearly came when I read this!!! Nom, nom, nom
A fellow lover of this gastronomic marvel? I’m thinking of setting us all up a Peanut Butter and Salad Cream Appreciation Society
I on the other threw up a little in my mouth
We need the mediator pronto "
There needs to be more clarity around the vomiting issue for good mediation to proceed. |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? I smile...there is mediation and there are peanut butter and Salad Cream sandwiches."
You know mediating doesn't mean you agree because that is wrong. (both agreeing and what he describes as a sandwich) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? I smile...there is mediation and there are peanut butter and Salad Cream sandwiches.
You know mediating doesn't mean you agree because that is wrong. (both agreeing and what he describes as a sandwich) "
I respect his definition of a sandwich as I respect your possibly non acceptance of that.
Let him have his sandwich and you eat yours? |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? I smile...there is mediation and there are peanut butter and Salad Cream sandwiches.
You know mediating doesn't mean you agree because that is wrong. (both agreeing and what he describes as a sandwich) His sandwich lust has been removed from mediation into the appreciation society slot
Well in that case so can cheese and onion walkers with Nutella "
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
I’m sure there aren’t that many, when you switch off of silent mode?  "
There are literally... ...some!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks "
Do they know how you feel about that? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
That is so wrong "
Refer to the judgment given (You let him have his sandwich and you yours) |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
That is so wrong Refer to the judgment given (You let him have his sandwich and you yours)"
Some judgements should be over ruled, this is one |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?"
He isn't usually quiet about it.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks "
Bob, you cannot be silent and expect to be heard...some pre- mediation advice. |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? "
That really does sound so wrong  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
That is so wrong Refer to the judgment given (You let him have his sandwich and you yours)
Some judgements should be over ruled, this is one "
OK, I respect your strong feelings and no recommendation is binding here.
Can you possibly live with his choice? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you mediator; I shall now eat my divine sandwiches deliberately slowly whilst others look on in in a mixture of aghast consternation and disgust (and possibly wink Liberace style at them for good measure) "
Whilst I agree with your right to choose.
I do feel as if milking it may be going a little too far and could hinder the mediation process.
What sayest thou? |
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?"
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert  |
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"Thank you mediator; I shall now eat my divine sandwiches deliberately slowly whilst others look on in in a mixture of aghast consternation and disgust (and possibly wink Liberace style at them for good measure) Whilst I agree with your right to choose.
I do feel as if milking it may be going a little too far and could hinder the mediation process.
What sayest thou?"
You’re quite right. I shall thus eat them privately so as not to offend I may make a few involuntary, ‘Mmmmmm!’ noises but no one will know why (and will probably assume that I am merely playing with myself) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
He isn't usually quiet about it...."
What might he lack that could see him 'put right' with the ladies,
if you kindly as a representative could help |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you mediator; I shall now eat my divine sandwiches deliberately slowly whilst others look on in in a mixture of aghast consternation and disgust (and possibly wink Liberace style at them for good measure) Whilst I agree with your right to choose.
I do feel as if milking it may be going a little too far and could hinder the mediation process.
What sayest thou?
You’re quite right. I shall thus eat them privately so as not to offend I may make a few involuntary, ‘Mmmmmm!’ noises but no one will know why (and will probably assume that I am merely playing with myself) "
Your response to mediation and advice (especially advice) is heartwarming.
May your chomping be pleasurable! |
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By *adyBugsWoman
over a year ago
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? "
Peanut butter & salad cream?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert "
You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further. |
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further."
I'm on fab @pervert level. They're every woman on fab except about six. There'll be a few on this thread. I thought posh would shag me, but she's got to get up at 7 apparently - nobody ever used an early start as an excuse with me before.....  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
I’m sure there aren’t that many, when you switch off of silent mode?
There are literally... ...some! "
I didn't know mediation could involve profile research! Fu*k all that! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further.
I'm on fab @pervert level. They're every woman on fab except about six. There'll be a few on this thread. I thought posh would shag me, but she's got to get up at 7 apparently - nobody ever used an early start as an excuse with me before..... "
OK, you can ignore comments about profile research!
This one is easy, offer to get up even earlier than her.
Ask her what help she may need to make her moment of waking more beautiful?
Be very particular about that...then get back to me on how that went down. |
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further.
I'm on fab @pervert level. They're every woman on fab except about six. There'll be a few on this thread. I thought posh would shag me, but she's got to get up at 7 apparently - nobody ever used an early start as an excuse with me before..... OK, you can ignore comments about profile research!
This one is easy, offer to get up even earlier than her.
Ask her what help she may need to make her moment of waking more beautiful?
Be very particular about that...then get back to me on how that went down."
Omg you're such a genius H! I had been thinking to get up early and leave a disappointing note on her pillow to say I'd used the last of the milk, but now I think I'll twist her "heart" a little to wake her   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further.
I'm on fab @pervert level. They're every woman on fab except about six. There'll be a few on this thread. I thought posh would shag me, but she's got to get up at 7 apparently - nobody ever used an early start as an excuse with me before..... OK, you can ignore comments about profile research!
This one is easy, offer to get up even earlier than her.
Ask her what help she may need to make her moment of waking more beautiful?
Be very particular about that...then get back to me on how that went down.
Omg you're such a genius H! I had been thinking to get up early and leave a disappointing note on her pillow to say I'd used the last of the milk, but now I think I'll twist her "heart" a little to wake her "
The last of the milk! Heart twisting? Maybe something little less strenuous! |
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further.
I'm on fab @pervert level. They're every woman on fab except about six. There'll be a few on this thread. I thought posh would shag me, but she's got to get up at 7 apparently - nobody ever used an early start as an excuse with me before..... OK, you can ignore comments about profile research!
This one is easy, offer to get up even earlier than her.
Ask her what help she may need to make her moment of waking more beautiful?
Be very particular about that...then get back to me on how that went down.
Omg you're such a genius H! I had been thinking to get up early and leave a disappointing note on her pillow to say I'd used the last of the milk, but now I think I'll twist her "heart" a little to wake her The last of the milk! Heart twisting? Maybe something little less strenuous!"
See her gallery for the blue heart I'm referring to |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is this the sandwich spread?
Now that stuff is disgusting.
Noooooo! It’s looooooovely! Yum"
Children in the playground! Worthy of mediation? Or two bodies getting shook? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further.
I'm on fab @pervert level. They're every woman on fab except about six. There'll be a few on this thread. I thought posh would shag me, but she's got to get up at 7 apparently - nobody ever used an early start as an excuse with me before..... OK, you can ignore comments about profile research!
This one is easy, offer to get up even earlier than her.
Ask her what help she may need to make her moment of waking more beautiful?
Be very particular about that...then get back to me on how that went down.
Omg you're such a genius H! I had been thinking to get up early and leave a disappointing note on her pillow to say I'd used the last of the milk, but now I think I'll twist her "heart" a little to wake her The last of the milk! Heart twisting? Maybe something little less strenuous!
See her gallery for the blue heart I'm referring to "
Will do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Now peanut butter & salad cream I’m not bought into but I don’t like salad cream..
However peanut butter & marmite.. amazing mix…
A burger with smoked bacon, peanut butter & sweet chilli jam.. orgasmic… |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Now peanut butter & salad cream I’m not bought into but I don’t like salad cream..
However peanut butter & marmite.. amazing mix…
A burger with smoked bacon, peanut butter & sweet chilli jam.. orgasmic…"
And i was just beginning to like you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now peanut butter & salad cream I’m not bought into but I don’t like salad cream..
However peanut butter & marmite.. amazing mix…
A burger with smoked bacon, peanut butter & sweet chilli jam.. orgasmic…
And i was just beginning to like you "
Can we find any middle ground or filling? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Now peanut butter & salad cream I’m not bought into but I don’t like salad cream..
However peanut butter & marmite.. amazing mix…
A burger with smoked bacon, peanut butter & sweet chilli jam.. orgasmic…
And i was just beginning to like you "
A possible issue here, is food coming between your deeper feelings? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Now peanut butter & salad cream I’m not bought into but I don’t like salad cream..
However peanut butter & marmite.. amazing mix…
A burger with smoked bacon, peanut butter & sweet chilli jam.. orgasmic…
And i was just beginning to like you A possible issue here, is food coming between your deeper feelings?"
Maybe i upset her.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am here to offer my services as a mediator during forum disputes.
I didn't say modulator!
I want nothing to do with a bloody mod!
Quadraphenia and all that seaside bullsh*t!
What's that about anyway!!"
blimey ul be busy! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? "
never heard of such a thing! Must admit tempted to try thou |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Now peanut butter & salad cream I’m not bought into but I don’t like salad cream..
However peanut butter & marmite.. amazing mix…
A burger with smoked bacon, peanut butter & sweet chilli jam.. orgasmic…
And i was just beginning to like you A possible issue here, is food coming between your deeper feelings?
Maybe i upset her. "
Maybe you didn't? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I am here to offer my services as a mediator during forum disputes.
I didn't say modulator!
I want nothing to do with a bloody mod!
Quadraphenia and all that seaside bullsh*t!
What's that about anyway!! blimey ul be busy! "
This thread is only 175 places long! Or so!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? "
So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this... |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this..."
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? "
You will have to reread the thread to see if you have need of any mediation.
I would encourage you to show mercy to your adversary if you do. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you."
Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread."
An opinion seems like a lot of effort.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread."
Although if possible try not to see him in that light. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread.
An opinion seems like a lot of effort...."
I understand! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? never heard of such a thing! Must admit tempted to try thou"
I once took painkillers with soup, try that one ?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread.
An opinion seems like a lot of effort...."
In response to that.
How many photos do I have to look at of yours to discover a 'blue heart'
Page 1 no heart seen? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further.
I'm on fab @pervert level. They're every woman on fab except about six. There'll be a few on this thread. I thought posh would shag me, but she's got to get up at 7 apparently - nobody ever used an early start as an excuse with me before..... "
Is it possible that you just don’t do it for her and she was trying to spare your feelings? It’s not uncommon for women to tell a little white lie to be kind to people. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread.
An opinion seems like a lot of effort.... In response to that.
How many photos do I have to look at of yours to discover a 'blue heart'
Page 1 no heart seen?"
There is one stuck in my butt at the top of my public gallery! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? never heard of such a thing! Must admit tempted to try thou
I once took painkillers with soup, try that one ??"
Can this be mediated about?
Surely any reasonable person values soup? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread.
An opinion seems like a lot of effort.... In response to that.
How many photos do I have to look at of yours to discover a 'blue heart'
Page 1 no heart seen?
There is one stuck in my butt at the top of my public gallery!"
So I must now add butt hunting to my mediatory skilset! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread.
An opinion seems like a lot of effort.... In response to that.
How many photos do I have to look at of yours to discover a 'blue heart'
Page 1 no heart seen?
There is one stuck in my butt at the top of my public gallery! So I must now add butt hunting to my mediatory skilset!"
...skillet! Skillset!! |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread.
An opinion seems like a lot of effort.... In response to that.
How many photos do I have to look at of yours to discover a 'blue heart'
Page 1 no heart seen?
There is one stuck in my butt at the top of my public gallery! So I must now add butt hunting to my mediatory skilset!...skillet! Skillset!!"
It's right there.... and pretty bloody massive |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jeez.... I go away for an hour and suddenly my milk is finished and my heart is twisted.....
How did that happen? So you are the individual in the middle of ALL this...
Yep. Hi. Posh here. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too.
I will need your opinion on a certain gent (pervert) here on this thread.
An opinion seems like a lot of effort.... In response to that.
How many photos do I have to look at of yours to discover a 'blue heart'
Page 1 no heart seen?
There is one stuck in my butt at the top of my public gallery!"
Very nice, hard to see how that could cause offence?
Maybe pursuers? Such as Silent Bob, do you have ANY issues with the man? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further.
I'm on fab @pervert level. They're every woman on fab except about six. There'll be a few on this thread. I thought posh would shag me, but she's got to get up at 7 apparently - nobody ever used an early start as an excuse with me before.....
Is it possible that you just don’t do it for her and she was trying to spare your feelings? It’s not uncommon for women to tell a little white lie to be kind to people."
As in premature ejaculation I would appreciate no premature mediation...until we have got to the bottom of this. |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? "
Pretty sure you have an illness, my friend. That’s an abomination. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches? I smile...there is mediation and there are peanut butter and Salad Cream sandwiches.
You know mediating doesn't mean you agree because that is wrong. (both agreeing and what he describes as a sandwich) His sandwich lust has been removed from mediation into the appreciation society slot
Well in that case so can cheese and onion walkers with Nutella
*Bowk*"
Is Bowk slang for vomit? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
Pretty sure you have an illness, my friend. That’s an abomination."
please my friend try not to use such harsh language to express dislike.
Abomination may offend. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"The mediator wishes you ALL a good night and will resume tommorrow in handling such infinitesimal issues."
My apologies, I just realised it is tommorrow already!
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"Huey, please can you mediate between all the women who will not shag me (basically most women) and myself please, thanks
Do they know how you feel about that?
I want them to know how I feel but they just call me a pervert You would need to encourage one of your accusers to appear on this thread...but I need to access the level of your perversity before encouraging that mediation further.
I'm on fab @pervert level. They're every woman on fab except about six. There'll be a few on this thread. I thought posh would shag me, but she's got to get up at 7 apparently - nobody ever used an early start as an excuse with me before..... OK, you can ignore comments about profile research!
This one is easy, offer to get up even earlier than her.
Ask her what help she may need to make her moment of waking more beautiful?
Be very particular about that...then get back to me on how that went down.
Omg you're such a genius H! I had been thinking to get up early and leave a disappointing note on her pillow to say I'd used the last of the milk, but now I think I'll twist her "heart" a little to wake her "
Try not to be deliberately inflammatory while twisting...now that we have gotten to the bottom of it all. |
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"Could you please mediate between myself and all the folk on here who do not and who refuse to accept the culinary genius of peanut butter and salad cream sandwiches?
I ain't snogging you after you eat that x"
In my opinion to create an environment of calm, lose the green face. |
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"Could you please negotiate a permanent forum ban for me with the Mods "
I read somewhere previously that you are a beloved member of this community and very hard to fall out with.
Is there a particular mod I should target? |
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"Could you please negotiate a permanent forum ban for me with the Mods I read somewhere previously that you are a beloved member of this community and very hard to fall out with.
Is there a particular mod I should target?"
Target is too strong...inquire with. |
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