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"Mine is full of boxer shorts. I guess if I ever get hit by a bus, I can quickly change my undies at a moments notice… "Hahah!! Just boxer shorts? Why?
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"Mine is full of boxer shorts. I guess if I ever get hit by a bus, I can quickly change my undies at a moments notice…
Hahah!! Just boxer shorts? Why?
"I’m honestly not sure; I tend to throw them in the bag as a form of storage. It’s literally full to the brim now  | |||
"Mine is full of boxer shorts. I guess if I ever get hit by a bus, I can quickly change my undies at a moments notice…
Hahah!! Just boxer shorts? Why?
I’m honestly not sure; I tend to throw them in the bag as a form of storage. It’s literally full to the brim now "Well at least you should be okay if u ever develop incontinence  | |||
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"Mine is full of boxer shorts. I guess if I ever get hit by a bus, I can quickly change my undies at a moments notice…
Hahah!! Just boxer shorts? Why?
I’m honestly not sure; I tend to throw them in the bag as a form of storage. It’s literally full to the brim now
Well at least you should be okay if u ever develop incontinence " | |||
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"Mine is full of boxer shorts. I guess if I ever get hit by a bus, I can quickly change my undies at a moments notice… "Not if your arms are broken. | |||
What is my life? | |||
"Cut throat razor, washbag and a shirt" Wow is your second name Sweeney? | |||
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"Toothbrush; toothpaste; razor; aftershave; shower gel and a pack of durex...a man can hope! "A whole pack? | |||
"Mine is full of boxer shorts. I guess if I ever get hit by a bus, I can quickly change my undies at a moments notice…
Not if your arms are broken."Ahhhh good point 
I guess I’ll have to ask the bus driver to change me in that case. After all, his inevitable, subsequent guilt at knocking me flat on my arse will probably be sufficient incentive to oblige me in my earnest request | |||
"Toothbrush; toothpaste; razor; aftershave; shower gel and a pack of durex...a man can hope!
A whole pack? "Unfortunately yes, checky mare! | |||
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"It's no one's business what's in my bag.. "Is it bits of your last lover! | |||
"In my bag I’ve got a padlock, wipes, a lever belt and a small towel "Tidy one ain’t ya  x | |||
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 , a glow stick and a yankee candle | |||
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"In my bag I’ve got a padlock, wipes, a lever belt and a small towel
Tidy one ain’t ya x "I try to be | |||
"Pepperoni pizza , a glow stick and a yankee candle "Staaaaap, literally I’ll have to dance all night for ya x | |||
"Gosh where to start, depends on which bag but current one is various keys/fobs and all that’s necessary..purse, perfume, masks, head torch, socks, moisturiser, hair bobble, treacle toffee, mints, lipgloss.... always always lipgloss "Always treacle toffee more like  | |||
"Gosh where to start, depends on which bag but current one is various keys/fobs and all that’s necessary..purse, perfume, masks, head torch, socks, moisturiser, hair bobble, treacle toffee, mints, lipgloss.... always always lipgloss "Alwaysssss lipgloss I agree!!!
And confused on the head torch lols | |||
"Pepperoni pizza , a glow stick and a yankee candle
Staaaaap, literally I’ll have to dance all night for ya x "That's the plan | |||
It’s a totally random collection and mainly related to my job… | |||
"I’ve got a laser distance measure, tape measure, ruler and utility box key.. purse, lip balm, face mask, umberella and some lube (forgot to take it out after my last meet! )
It’s a totally random collection and mainly related to my job…"Laser tape measure for checking if he's lied on his fab profile about his massive knob?? | |||
"I’ve got a laser distance measure, tape measure, ruler and utility box key.. purse, lip balm, face mask, umberella and some lube (forgot to take it out after my last meet! )
It’s a totally random collection and mainly related to my job…
Laser tape measure for checking if he's lied on his fab profile about his massive knob?? "Haha ive got a soft measuring tape for that purpose too | |||
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"I’ve got a laser distance measure, tape measure, ruler and utility box key.. purse, lip balm, face mask, umberella and some lube (forgot to take it out after my last meet! )
It’s a totally random collection and mainly related to my job…
Laser tape measure for checking if he's lied on his fab profile about his massive knob?? "Nah the ruler suffices for that task.. | |||
"Phone cable Bower bank Small torch Pocket legal multi tool Watch charger cable Spare masks Waterproof bag liner Lightweight jacket Water bottle Sunglasses Chocolate Notepad Pen And a book. " Important question… what book x | |||
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"Phone cable Bower bank Small torch Pocket legal multi tool Watch charger cable Spare masks Waterproof bag liner Lightweight jacket Water bottle Sunglasses Chocolate Notepad Pen And a book. Important question… what book x "At the moment it’s Red Dragon by Thomas Harris | |||
"Gosh where to start, depends on which bag but current one is various keys/fobs and all that’s necessary..purse, perfume, masks, head torch, socks, moisturiser, hair bobble, treacle toffee, mints, lipgloss.... always always lipgloss
Always treacle toffee more like "HaHa yes you know me so well, I’ve got treacle toffee everywhere, every bag, every pocket lol but sssssshhhh I don’t want everyone going out and buying them all up  | |||
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"Gosh where to start, depends on which bag but current one is various keys/fobs and all that’s necessary..purse, perfume, masks, head torch, socks, moisturiser, hair bobble, treacle toffee, mints, lipgloss.... always always lipgloss
Alwaysssss lipgloss I agree!!!
And confused on the head torch lols "HaHa I always think if someone looked in my bag they would be thinking who owns a bag like this lol for some of the things in it the head torch is for scrambling onto the boat in the dark and also for watching out for puddles and dog poop when walking back from the pub as there’s no lighting a good stretch of it and it’s sooooooo dark  | |||
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"Gosh where to start, depends on which bag but current one is various keys/fobs and all that’s necessary..purse, perfume, masks, head torch, socks, moisturiser, hair bobble, treacle toffee, mints, lipgloss.... always always lipgloss
Alwaysssss lipgloss I agree!!!
And confused on the head torch lols
HaHa I always think if someone looked in my bag they would be thinking who owns a bag like this lol for some of the things in it the head torch is for scrambling onto the boat in the dark and also for watching out for puddles and dog poop when walking back from the pub as there’s no lighting a good stretch of it and it’s sooooooo dark "Hahah! I love that! But also same my bag is a total mess… no toffee in mine but sometimes I have random fruit pastilles and chewing gums lol x | |||
"Car keys Cigs Lighter House keys Phone "Tidy | |||
A set of Allen keys
A mini screwdriver
A small dice
3 lipsticks
2 lip liners
Lip salve
A Double Decker (eaten)
Enough receipts to get a good fire going
Headphones
Sunglasses
Store vouchers
Hand cream
Sun cream
3 nail polishes
A bottle of water
...I'd like to say my bag is now empty bar the essentials
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"My friend literally told me I’ve got a Mary poppins bag, so I’m curious… what’s in your handbag/bag/man bag/briefcase/backpack currently?? Here’s my list: I throw anything and everything in my tote and it’s a chaotic mess lol I’ve got nail polish remover pads, an eye mask, 30 SPF lotion, a brush, a nail polish , after sun cream, my miu miu purse, some pearls stickers, two face masks, a phone tripod, paracetamol, some meds, whole foods tissues, hair claws , strawberry chapstick, dove fresh roll, a bra (??!!!), lots of receipts and a small notepad (but no pen…) LOL How, where did I put my rabbit????? "No make up, purse/cash or phone ? | |||
"My friend literally told me I’ve got a Mary poppins bag, so I’m curious… what’s in your handbag/bag/man bag/briefcase/backpack currently?? Here’s my list: I throw anything and everything in my tote and it’s a chaotic mess lol I’ve got nail polish remover pads, an eye mask, 30 SPF lotion, a brush, a nail polish , after sun cream, my miu miu purse, some pearls stickers, two face masks, a phone tripod, paracetamol, some meds, whole foods tissues, hair claws , strawberry chapstick, dove fresh roll, a bra (??!!!), lots of receipts and a small notepad (but no pen…) LOL How, where did I put my rabbit?????
No make up, purse/cash or phone ?"The make up bag I removed it from the tote bag but it was there (just foundation and eyeliner tho) x and yes I mentioned my miu miu purse (with all the cards, store cards, receipts, old lottery tickets, coins) x phone is always with me I don’t usually put it in the bag lol | |||
"My everyday bag is fondly know as the Bag of Doom. I emptied it out only the other day and removed: 2 tape measures
A set of Allen keys
A mini screwdriver
A small dice
3 lipsticks
2 lip liners
Lip salve
A Double Decker (eaten)
Enough receipts to get a good fire going
Headphones
Sunglasses
Store vouchers
Hand cream
Sun cream
3 nail polishes
A bottle of water
...I'd like to say my bag is now empty bar the essentials
C"Hahaha I’m glad I ain’t the only human case with this problem and of course the amount of times I tut and go “ WHY CANT I EVER FIND THE THINGS I NEED IN THIS FUCKING BAG” | |||
"My friend literally told me I’ve got a Mary poppins bag, so I’m curious… what’s in your handbag/bag/man bag/briefcase/backpack currently?? Here’s my list: I throw anything and everything in my tote and it’s a chaotic mess lol I’ve got nail polish remover pads, an eye mask, 30 SPF lotion, a brush, a nail polish , after sun cream, my miu miu purse, some pearls stickers, two face masks, a phone tripod, paracetamol, some meds, whole foods tissues, hair claws , strawberry chapstick, dove fresh roll, a bra (??!!!), lots of receipts and a small notepad (but no pen…) LOL How, where did I put my rabbit?????
No make up, purse/cash or phone ?
The make up bag I removed it from the tote bag but it was there (just foundation and eyeliner tho) x and yes I mentioned my miu miu purse (with all the cards, store cards, receipts, old lottery tickets, coins) x phone is always with me I don’t usually put it in the bag lol "What are pearls stickers ? | |||
"My friend literally told me I’ve got a Mary poppins bag, so I’m curious… what’s in your handbag/bag/man bag/briefcase/backpack currently?? Here’s my list: I throw anything and everything in my tote and it’s a chaotic mess lol I’ve got nail polish remover pads, an eye mask, 30 SPF lotion, a brush, a nail polish , after sun cream, my miu miu purse, some pearls stickers, two face masks, a phone tripod, paracetamol, some meds, whole foods tissues, hair claws , strawberry chapstick, dove fresh roll, a bra (??!!!), lots of receipts and a small notepad (but no pen…) LOL How, where did I put my rabbit?????
No make up, purse/cash or phone ?
The make up bag I removed it from the tote bag but it was there (just foundation and eyeliner tho) x and yes I mentioned my miu miu purse (with all the cards, store cards, receipts, old lottery tickets, coins) x phone is always with me I don’t usually put it in the bag lol
What are pearls stickers ?"Tiny pearls u can stick where u want, on the face or nail or body x lol | |||
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"Purse Car keys Key to daughters house Tissues Lipstick Sunglasses Anadin Cigarettes Lighter Sex dice Tweezers Nail file Optician appointment card Dentist appointment card Face mask Packet of polos Bullet " What’s a sex dice? And a bullet??? | |||
"In my bag i have my purse bottle opener with torch poo bags latex free gloves hand sanitiser x5 pens x4 lipstick x3 lip balm x 2 pressed powder compact face masks x5 a lighter bamboo fork and spoon gobble bobble x3 painkillers 3 different types immodium plasters many note pad brown sugar sachets listerine go tabs chewing gum batteries aa, aaa emery board bag in a bag x2 condom resuscitation face sheild. " I. LOVE. YOUR. BAG. CONTENT
So random | |||
"In my bag i have my purse bottle opener with torch poo bags latex free gloves hand sanitiser x5 pens x4 lipstick x3 lip balm x 2 pressed powder compact face masks x5 a lighter bamboo fork and spoon gobble bobble x3 painkillers 3 different types immodium plasters many note pad brown sugar sachets listerine go tabs chewing gum batteries aa, aaa emery board bag in a bag x2 condom resuscitation face sheild. I. LOVE. YOUR. BAG. CONTENT
So random "forgot i also have sunglasses, tissues and a carabiner | |||
"Purse Car keys Key to daughters house Tissues Lipstick Sunglasses Anadin Cigarettes Lighter Sex dice Tweezers Nail file Optician appointment card Dentist appointment card Face mask Packet of polos Bullet What’s a sex dice? And a bullet??? "Bullet is a small vibrator Sex dice are 2 dice, one with an action eg lick, suck kiss etc and one with a body part eg neck, lips etc | |||
), otoscope, abdo ruler and marker pens.
Handbag it's normally, purse,keys,facemasks,condoms,painkillers | |||
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My purse, glasses, small makeup bag, fold up shopping bag, hand sanitiser, car keys, 2 mobile phones plus …. Wipes in the front pocket and spare face masks in the back zip pocket. | |||
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"2 plumbs "Who's | |||
"2 plumbs
Who's "Someone who’s old, they’re a bit shrivelled | |||
"2 plumbs
Who's
Someone who’s old, they’re a bit shrivelled " | |||
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"I wanna jizz in my lady friend’s bag so she’s reminded of me all day long when she forages through it. "it would dry out and flake eventually. hand in bad first time sticky after that little flakes of cum! | |||
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- an apple chap stick
-Malibu 30fps lotion
- a pack of paracetamol
- 3 face masks
- 1 hair claw
- 2 hair scrunches
- Armani si fragrance
- a bottle of prescription meds
- 2 Kit Kat maxi
- antibacterial gel
- maybelline eye pencil (brown)
- 2 nail polish
- wallets etc
- mini brolly
- a sea of wine gums and receipts
- plasters specifically for feet
-pack of chewingums (only one left tho)
- still a bra in it
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"I WISH TO DO A LITTLE UPDATE on what’s in my bag, as it’s getting out of control so: As of today I have: -Nyx eyeshadow palette -carmex lip balm -transparent lip gloss -2 roll on go fresh sticks cos u never know when u need freshening up -a miniature jar of Wilkins and sons orange marmalade
- an apple chap stick
-Malibu 30fps lotion
- a pack of paracetamol
- 3 face masks
- 1 hair claw
- 2 hair scrunches
- Armani si fragrance
- a bottle of prescription meds
- 2 Kit Kat maxi
- antibacterial gel
- maybelline eye pencil (brown)
- 2 nail polish
- wallets etc
- mini brolly
- a sea of wine gums and receipts
- plasters specifically for feet
-pack of chewingums (only one left tho)
- still a bra in it
"How cute is that! 
You are girlier than me for sure, mine contains purse, phone, hairbrush and some lippy | |||
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I have loads but don't use them, just usually have my phone and keys in my pocket | |||
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"I WISH TO DO A LITTLE UPDATE on what’s in my bag, as it’s getting out of control so: As of today I have: -Nyx eyeshadow palette -carmex lip balm -transparent lip gloss -2 roll on go fresh sticks cos u never know when u need freshening up -a miniature jar of Wilkins and sons orange marmalade
- an apple chap stick
-Malibu 30fps lotion
- a pack of paracetamol
- 3 face masks
- 1 hair claw
- 2 hair scrunches
- Armani si fragrance
- a bottle of prescription meds
- 2 Kit Kat maxi
- antibacterial gel
- maybelline eye pencil (brown)
- 2 nail polish
- wallets etc
- mini brolly
- a sea of wine gums and receipts
- plasters specifically for feet
-pack of chewingums (only one left tho)
- still a bra in it
How cute is that!
You are girlier than me for sure, mine contains purse, phone, hairbrush and some lippy "Hahah it’s getting out of control and it’s becoming a dumping bag really
Sounds more like you are more organised/tidier than me haha
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"I hardly ever take a bag out with me
I have loads but don't use them, just usually have my phone and keys in my pocket"How do you do it girl? (The not taking ur bag out) Haha I need answers!! | |||
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"I rarely use my bag anymore, I have my phone, keys, and then a mask and bag in my pocket if I’m going to the shop. " How do u do it? I literally have a bag in bag | |||
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"Only bag I carry I the one I take when in the office and that basically has my entire desk in it as I mix working from home with the odd day in the office. Mrs has everything in her bag if she could get the kitchen sink in there she would." If I could get the kitchen sink I probably would too
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"Phone, keys, mask, condoms, lip balm, smints, radar key, pro plus, baby wipes, purse. Nothing too exciting. When I start back at work it will get filled with all sorts of fraggle. " Ha condoms as well? Well prepared x | |||
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"I hardly ever take a bag out with me
I have loads but don't use them, just usually have my phone and keys in my pocket
How do you do it girl? (The not taking ur bag out) Haha I need answers!! "Just don't need loads of stuff. Guess the question is do you ever use what's in there or is it a just in case? I'm of the mindset that I probably won't use it anyway and if it does turn out I need something I can either just do without it, buy it or someone else with have it | |||
"I hardly ever take a bag out with me
I have loads but don't use them, just usually have my phone and keys in my pocket
How do you do it girl? (The not taking ur bag out) Haha I need answers!!
Just don't need loads of stuff. Guess the question is do you ever use what's in there or is it a just in case? I'm of the mindset that I probably won't use it anyway and if it does turn out I need something I can either just do without it, buy it or someone else with have it "I do use it but it’s a lot just in case. I don’t think 3 different lip balms but they are chucked in there anyway
Some things I buy and leave them in the bag for when I’m out and about (like the plasters for feet)
Etc etc x the eyeshadow palettes I need to remove as I went on a night out so I just dumped it in there as I got ready at a friends house x | |||
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"A mouse " a small one or did Drama the rat ended up in your bag , again??  | |||
"I rarely use my bag anymore, I have my phone, keys, and then a mask and bag in my pocket if I’m going to the shop. How do u do it? I literally have a bag in bag "Bags annoy me, I end up piling it full or useless crap, which I never use | |||
"A mouse a small one or did Drama the rat ended up in your bag , again?? "A small one with big teeth x | |||
"Upon further inspection I also found A coat button, 2 random keys I don’t know what they open… and nail file AND… a soft measuring tape… U never know when u got to measure them dicks right?
What is my life? "Do you ever have a clear out? | |||
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"I have feelings you know "Awww come here baby il give you a hug xxx | |||
"... what’s in your handbag/bag/man bag/briefcase/backpack currently?" Purse Mobile phone Diary and Pen Keys Hairbrush Tissues All the other stuff like hand gel and sun cream etc lives in the door pocket of my car... makes it lighter to carry around. | |||
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"Upon further inspection I also found A coat button, 2 random keys I don’t know what they open… and nail file AND… a soft measuring tape… U never know when u got to measure them dicks right?
What is my life?
Do you ever have a clear out? "Constantly lol the wine gums have gone and the endless papers and receipts
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"Upon further inspection I also found A coat button, 2 random keys I don’t know what they open… and nail file AND… a soft measuring tape… U never know when u got to measure them dicks right?
What is my life?
Do you ever have a clear out?
Constantly lol the wine gums have gone and the endless papers and receipts
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