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Always answer the door wearing a hat, if it’s someone you don’t like, say I’m just off out and point to your hat, if it’s someone you like, say that’s good timing I’ve just got home and take your hat off. |
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"Always answer the door wearing a hat, if it’s someone you don’t like, say I’m just off out and point to your hat, if it’s someone you like, say that’s good timing I’ve just got home and take your hat off. "
How long have you been pondering this tip, and were you wearing a hat whilst pondering? |
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"Always answer the door wearing a hat, if it’s someone you don’t like, say I’m just off out and point to your hat, if it’s someone you like, say that’s good timing I’ve just got home and take your hat off. "
What if you’re ONLY wearing a hat? |
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"Always answer the door wearing a hat, if it’s someone you don’t like, say I’m just off out and point to your hat, if it’s someone you like, say that’s good timing I’ve just got home and take your hat off.
How long have you been pondering this tip, and were you wearing a hat whilst pondering?"
I was wearing my thinking cap, but I’ve done this for years and thought it was worth passing on my wisdom. |
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"Always answer the door wearing a hat, if it’s someone you don’t like, say I’m just off out and point to your hat, if it’s someone you like, say that’s good timing I’ve just got home and take your hat off.
What if you’re ONLY wearing a hat?"
This could be problematic. |
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"Or the better tip if you don’t phone ahead I am not awnings the door ha ha "
If they look through the window put your hat on and they will be none the wiser. |
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over a year ago
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"The real life pro tips.
These tips are gold."
I wasn't being sarcastic - I think it's genius.
I'd tip my hat to you but I've just taken it off as someone knocked on my door. |
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21c version. Answer the door wearing headphones. If you don't want to speak to them point to the headphones and mouth the word Zoom call.
Extra tip. Get cheap white headphones and cut off the wire to look super pro. |
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My top tip is always carry a boiled egg in your pocket. I know it seems weird, but if you need to fart it is the perfect accessory. But first you have to scream loudly to hide the noise and then throw the egg on the floor so nobody questions the smell. You're welcome.
Thanks for the hat tip. I'll make sure to try it out when the postman comes tomorrow. |
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"Always answer the door wearing a hat, if it’s someone you don’t like, say I’m just off out and point to your hat, if it’s someone you like, say that’s good timing I’ve just got home and take your hat off. "
I don't get why you'd point to your hat ? It's there on your head. I think the pointing would blow the whole charade for me. I'll definitely be watching out for that from now on. |
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"My top tip is always carry a boiled egg in your pocket. I know it seems weird, but if you need to fart it is the perfect accessory. But first you have to scream loudly to hide the noise and then throw the egg on the floor so nobody questions the smell. You're welcome.
Thanks for the hat tip. I'll make sure to try it out when the postman comes tomorrow. "
This is excellent, alternatively take a dog wherever you go, then blame it on the dog. |
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"Always answer the door wearing a hat, if it’s someone you don’t like, say I’m just off out and point to your hat, if it’s someone you like, say that’s good timing I’ve just got home and take your hat off.
I don't get why you'd point to your hat ? It's there on your head. I think the pointing would blow the whole charade for me. I'll definitely be watching out for that from now on."
I studied overacting in drama and this is the sort of thing I learnt, along with if you can’t believe your eyes, then give your eyes a rub and do a double take, this is known as method acting. |
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"What if you wear a hat kicking about the house anyway? I've got a baseball cap on regular. No cunt visits me anyway so I'll be sound"
Do you wear it back to front or make a special effort to bend the peak for finesse… |
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"What if you wear a hat kicking about the house anyway? I've got a baseball cap on regular. No cunt visits me anyway so I'll be sound
Do you wear it back to front or make a special effort to bend the peak for finesse…"
Only wear it back to front for special occasions....but the peak must be bent! These flat peaks are just terrible.   |
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"Which hat should I wear CJ? 
CJ's not answered this, so I'm gonna have to take some wellie pics "
Sorry Ace, I didn’t see your comment, I think a trilby for you Sir. |
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"What if you wear a hat kicking about the house anyway? I've got a baseball cap on regular. No cunt visits me anyway so I'll be sound
Do you wear it back to front or make a special effort to bend the peak for finesse…
Only wear it back to front for special occasions....but the peak must be bent! These flat peaks are just terrible. "
I concur.. 90’s style baseball caps are the boss! |
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