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I call such foodstuffs, ‘Moorish’.
You simply can’t eat just one and with this philosophy in mind, in the blink of an eye the whole packet is vanquished.
Jam tarts…..now they’re bloody moorish as another example  |
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"Malteasers, I open them and can’t stop. I also can’t eat them one by one. I try and put as many in my mouth at once and just let them melt!"
I may start with just 1 Maltese then it's a case of....how many can I fit in at once |
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"A whole packet of jaffa cakes has the same grams of fat as 1 standard size mars bar! 
Or might be calories!!
Either way you definitely have more fun eating the packet of jaffa cakes. 
Jo.Xx "
I saw those jaffanuts as in your photo this morning |
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"A whole packet of jaffa cakes has the same grams of fat as 1 standard size mars bar!
Or might be calories!!
Either way you definitely have more fun eating the packet of jaffa cakes.
Jo.Xx "
Yeyyy...guilt free jaffa....sure I've got another packet in the cupboard  |
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"A whole packet of jaffa cakes has the same grams of fat as 1 standard size mars bar!
Or might be calories!!
Either way you definitely have more fun eating the packet of jaffa cakes.
Jo.Xx
I saw those jaffanuts as in your photo this morning "
Ahh the jaffa Jonuts! 
They are something else DC. So moist with orange running through the middle. 
Jo.Xx |
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"I thought I was doing well buying a 6 pk of skips as I would eat one of the large packs in one go, but I failed miserably as all 6 have disappeared now "
they still make them yucky things |
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"A whole packet of jaffa cakes has the same grams of fat as 1 standard size mars bar!
Or might be calories!!
Either way you definitely have more fun eating the packet of jaffa cakes.
Jo.Xx
I saw those jaffanuts as in your photo this morning
Ahh the jaffa Jonuts!
They are something else DC. So moist with orange running through the middle.
Jo.Xx "
I scrolled through your pictures to find it...but I found myself mightily distracted  |
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Jaffa cakes are dangerous and should come with a warning.
Im one of those oddballs who eats all around the edge, pick the chocolate off with my tongue, peal the jelly from the sponge and eat that saving the jelly for last. |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right? "
You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else. |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?
You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else. "
HMMM And what would that be? |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?
You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.
HMMM And what would that be? "
Gutted I can't message you  |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right? "
I'm a glutton myself, doesn't matter what it is I'll go til it's gone or I'm over satisfied |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?
You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.
HMMM And what would that be? "
Your boobs, your arse and your pussy. Im surprised you thought you needed to ask. |
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"I can't stand Jaffa cakes. I think I'm the only one!
Great..I wouldn't have to share "
Spot on! I have a friend who I share chocolates with because she loves all the ones I hate, and vice versa. It's perfect |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?
You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.
HMMM And what would that be?
Your boobs, your arse and your pussy. Im surprised you thought you needed to ask. "
Well...I didn't really need to ask, I juat like to hear you say it |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?
You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.
HMMM And what would that be?
Your boobs, your arse and your pussy. Im surprised you thought you needed to ask.
Well...I didn't really need to ask, I juat like to hear you say it "
Then you should read my PM. |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?
You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.
HMMM And what would that be?
Gutted I can't message you "
We may have to change that |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right? "
Nothing wrong with that, they’ve mostly air so eating all 10 is only really like eating 5! |
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"I can't stand Jaffa cakes. I think I'm the only one!
Great..I wouldn't have to share
Spot on! I have a friend who I share chocolates with because she loves all the ones I hate, and vice versa. It's perfect "
Sounds like an ideal friendship |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?
Nothing wrong with that, they’ve mostly air so eating all 10 is only really like eating 5! "
Yeah..I like your thinking |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?
You eat the Jaffa cakes and I'll eat something else.
HMMM And what would that be?
Your boobs, your arse and your pussy. Im surprised you thought you needed to ask.
Well...I didn't really need to ask, I juat like to hear you say it
Then you should read my PM. "
Ooo Chunky...I'm blushing, I tell you |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right? "
kettle chips... the salt and vinegar ones... can't stop till they are all gone... oops! |
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"Jaffa cakes are dangerous and should come with a warning.
Im one of those oddballs who eats all around the edge, pick the chocolate off with my tongue, peal the jelly from the sponge and eat that saving the jelly for last. "
That's an interesting way to eat them |
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"Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.
“Share”……..
Lol
You can't even spare 1 "
Quid pro quo, Clarice……
This is a Caramel Nibble we’re talking about. What do I get back…….? |
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"Jaffa cakes are dangerous and should come with a warning.
Im one of those oddballs who eats all around the edge, pick the chocolate off with my tongue, peal the jelly from the sponge and eat that saving the jelly for last. "
I'm not the only one  |
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"Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.
“Share”……..
Lol
You can't even spare 1
Quid pro quo, Clarice……
This is a Caramel Nibble we’re talking about. What do I get back…….? "
I was gonna say a jaffa cake but I've eaten them all |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right?
I'm a glutton myself, doesn't matter what it is I'll go til it's gone or I'm over satisfied"
I never stop until I'm satisfied, either |
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"I call such foodstuffs, ‘Moorish’.
You simply can’t eat just one and with this philosophy in mind, in the blink of an eye the whole packet is vanquished.
Jam tarts…..now they’re bloody moorish as another example "
I haven't had 1 of these in years |
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"Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.
“Share”……..
Lol
You can't even spare 1
Quid pro quo, Clarice……
This is a Caramel Nibble we’re talking about. What do I get back…….?
I was gonna say a jaffa cake but I've eaten them all "
Daaaamn, a Jaffa Cake would have got you an All Areas Pass |
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"Many chocolates seem to come in ‘Share Bag’ format now, like 250g Caramel Nibbles.
“Share”……..
Lol
You can't even spare 1
Quid pro quo, Clarice……
This is a Caramel Nibble we’re talking about. What do I get back…….?
I was gonna say a jaffa cake but I've eaten them all
Daaaamn, a Jaffa Cake would have got you an All Areas Pass "
Runs to the shop..to stock up! |
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"Malteasers, I open them and can’t stop. I also can’t eat them one by one. I try and put as many in my mouth at once and just let them melt!"
Have you ever played the ...how many can you fit in your mouth game |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right? "
Don't bother with the Jaffa doughnuts, such a let down.  |
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"Now....I don't indulge myself often
But...eating a whole pack of jaffa cakes.
The cheaps ones, mind...they are crunchier.
What feels just oh so wrong yet feels so, so right? "
Eating a whole box of those new crunchy nut bites… it’s like you’re eating kinder bueno cereal |
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