Well, boobs always get much mention and adoration on these threads but there never seems nearly enough praise for the wondrous magic of the vag-gee-gee.
Let’s put this right people!
Praise the vagina here  |
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"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today  
Happy Birthday to your vagine!
Did you get it a cake? "
I thought I could get her a nicely shaped candle  |
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"A vagina, lightly covered in hair, emitting that musky scent of a woman aroused, what more could anyone ask for…
Vaginas don't have hair"
Shall we draw him a map? |
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"Well, I guess, like dicks, you get nice ones and not so nice ones. We're all different so will like different ones........ although I haven't come across one I didn't like....... yet  "
If you had, it’s unlikely you’d have cum across it! |
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"Isn't the correct word vulva?  "
For the vulva it is .......
For the vagina it's not
For the mons pubis it is not
For the clitoris it's not
For the labia it's not.
For the outer labia it's not
For the mons pubis ( where the pubes are ) it's not.....
Anyway ...... we are praising Vag!
All hail the vag ......
I like clit the best but ..... they both need a bit of adoration. |
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"I once had quite an argument with a guy who insisted that a lot of women had tattoos on their vagina. He was quite patronising and told me to Google it.  . "
You should have just let him mansplain your body bits...... it's fun.
As long as they know where to lick and where to stick I'm not too concerned if they don't know the place names...... |
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"I once had quite an argument with a guy who insisted that a lot of women had tattoos on their vagina. He was quite patronising and told me to Google it. .
You should have just let him mansplain your body bits...... it's fun.
As long as they know where to lick and where to stick I'm not too concerned if they don't know the place names...... "
I have to be frank Granny until five minutes ago I had no idea I had urinary meatus. I'm not flirting I genuinely do have one |
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"I like referring to mine as the fanny for all-encompassing simplicity "
I mean ....... Men just say , Isn't my cock divine ?'
They don't go shaft
They don't go bellend
They don't go scrotum
They don't go bollocks
They don't go japseye
They go .......... COCK ....... here's my COCK ....... COCK...
And we don't say we like a bellend with hair on it ...... |
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"I once had quite an argument with a guy who insisted that a lot of women had tattoos on their vagina. He was quite patronising and told me to Google it. .
You should have just let him mansplain your body bits...... it's fun.
As long as they know where to lick and where to stick I'm not too concerned if they don't know the place names......
I have to be frank Granny until five minutes ago I had no idea I had urinary meatus. I'm not flirting I genuinely do have one "
meatus ???
Hang on ....... dictionary corner needed |
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"Isn't the correct word vulva?
For the vulva it is .......
For the vagina it's not
For the mons pubis it is not
For the clitoris it's not
For the labia it's not.
For the outer labia it's not
For the mons pubis ( where the pubes are ) it's not.....
Anyway ...... we are praising Vag!
All hail the vag ......
I like clit the best but ..... they both need a bit of adoration. "
Where are you supposed to stick your vagazzle?
Surely it's a mons pubis azzle
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"A vagina, lightly covered in hair, emitting that musky scent of a woman aroused, what more could anyone ask for…
You can rest your chin in my musky mons if you like  "
There's an offer you don't see on here every day |
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"A vagina, lightly covered in hair, emitting that musky scent of a woman aroused, what more could anyone ask for…
You can rest your chin in my musky mons if you like "
Wow ..a musky Mons with a hint of quim |
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"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today "
One year without being touched by a penis! Wow, that surprises me, I thought a gal from Somerset would love pork in
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"Radio 4's Inside Health this week had a marvellous section about the publics' widespread lack of knowledge about the vagina/labia. Worth a listen
You said “widespread”. Giggity "
Arf Arf ........ and 'inside' |
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"Radio 4's Inside Health this week had a marvellous section about the publics' widespread lack of knowledge about the vagina/labia. Worth a listen
You said “widespread”. Giggity
Arf Arf ........ and 'inside' "
Can I put my ear to your fanny granny? It’s “worth a listen”. Will i hear the sea |
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"Mine is one year old and untouched by penis as of today
That must be by choice."
I’ve been in and out of hospital over the last year having several surgeries. They all take time to recover from and there has been a bug going round too!
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I love vaginas.
Women seem a lot more self-conscious about their vaginas compared to their boobs.
And some dick always makes some crap joke about kebabs or axe wounds or something and ruins it for a guy who loves a large labia like me. |
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Vaginas they are lovely
Vaginas they are swell
Except for those vaginas
That have a fishy smell
Vaginas can be tiny
Vaginas can be plump
I love to lick vaginas
But not a cum dump
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"Vaginas they are lovely
Vaginas they are swell
Except for those vaginas
That have a fishy smell
Vaginas can be tiny
Vaginas can be plump
I love to lick vaginas
But not a cum dump
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Pam Ayers is that you |
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"Vaginas they are lovely
Vaginas they are swell
Except for those vaginas
That have a fishy smell
Vaginas can be tiny
Vaginas can be plump
I love to lick vaginas
But not a cum dump
Pam Ayers is that you "
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