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"Not after last time " Brother, I was scared after last time | |||
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"No thanks I like my eye sockets as they are " Aw g’wan. Just take your glass eye out | |||
"My paddleboard has a hole for a hose you can pump that up " In | |||
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"No thanks I like my eye sockets as they are Aw g’wan. Just take your glass eye out " If I take it out I won't be able to see it to put it back in | |||
"Who wants their holes pumped? Love and Peace " Anus or mouth? | |||
"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes " 3 minutes??? Don't be so demanding | |||
"Are you a fireman? Also, pumped out, or pumped in?" Yes And the second answer is pumped in….. no out……. no in | |||
"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes " Are you sure you can fit him in? | |||
"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes 3 minutes??? Don't be so demanding " I expect foreplay and cuddles in that time too | |||
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"I've got a hole in my fave hoodie that needs darning " WTF is darning?? Stop talking in housewife riddles | |||
"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes " You say you’re insatiable……. you don’t know the half of it | |||
"Sure, I've got a spare 3 minutes 3 minutes??? Don't be so demanding I expect foreplay and cuddles in that time too " See! Demanding | |||
"Who wants their holes pumped? Love and Peace Anus or mouth?" The one that counts | |||
"Sock it to me big lad" I always play safe and wear a sock | |||
"Sock it to me big lad I always play safe and wear a sock " You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock? | |||
"Sock it to me big lad I always play safe and wear a sock " My hero | |||
"Sock it to me big lad I always play safe and wear a sock You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock?" A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it? | |||
"Sock it to me big lad I always play safe and wear a sock You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock? A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it? " I just assumed it would be knickers over your head….but it’s quite a picture you’re painting in my mind | |||
"Sock it to me big lad I always play safe and wear a sock You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock? A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it? I just assumed it would be knickers over your head….but it’s quite a picture you’re painting in my mind" I don’t wear knickers | |||
"Sock it to me big lad I always play safe and wear a sock You like to pump holes whilst wearing one sock? A stocking over my head is technically a sock, isn’t it? I just assumed it would be knickers over your head….but it’s quite a picture you’re painting in my mind I don’t wear knickers " Tart | |||
"Not after last time " Still sore? | |||
"Who wants their holes pimped? Love and Peace " I’m open to offers | |||
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"You used the ‘H’ word! " Yes. Yes I did, and I rather liked it too | |||
"Often find it's rude to refuse " I was always taught that it’s better to give than receive | |||
"You used the ‘H’ word! Yes. Yes I did, and I rather liked it too " Bad boy | |||
"Come back to me next week, I'm still walking bandy from the last time " That’s cause you had 2 at the same time | |||
"You used the ‘H’ word! Yes. Yes I did, and I rather liked it too Bad boy " TY | |||
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"Yeah please. Can you fill it up good this time? My partner was still hungry after he sucked it all out last time. " I’ll be sure to empty the tank this time | |||
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"Come back to me next week, I'm still walking bandy from the last time That’s cause you had 2 at the same time " You told me it was buy one get one free! | |||