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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.
Good luck  
Doesn't work
Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?)  "
il count the hairs on your balls xx |
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"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.
Good luck
Doesn't work
Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?) "
Yeah why not cows or chickens? |
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"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.
Good luck
Doesn't work
Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?) il count the hairs on your balls xx"
  - You may have to scrutinise them very closely as I shaved them to the best of my ability yesterday…  |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
STOKE ON TRENT |
"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.
Good luck
Doesn't work
Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?) il count the hairs on your balls xx
- You may have to scrutinise them very closely as I shaved them to the best of my ability yesterday… "
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"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.
Good luck
Doesn't work
Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?)
Yeah why not cows or chickens?"
I propose Sloths They’re slowwwww and highly relaxing to watch - surely ideal therefore in inducing slumber. Well….maybe… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.
Good luck
Doesn't work
Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?)
Yeah why not cows or chickens?
I propose Sloths They’re slowwwww and highly relaxing to watch - surely ideal therefore in inducing slumber. Well….maybe… "
Good idea or snails? |
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"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?
Good God no.
Can’t stand it
I can sing Nessun Dorma (very bloody badly) if you’d like? 
Im doing the singing! "
I’ll dance ineptly and awkwardly in the background instead then, like one of the studio audience who used to appear on Top Of The Pops |
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"Have a google of the ‘4-7-8’ relaxation technique. I can’t guarantee success with said method but it is sworn by by many folk.
Good luck
Doesn't work
Counting sheep? (Why is it always sheep?)
Yeah why not cows or chickens?
I propose Sloths They’re slowwwww and highly relaxing to watch - surely ideal therefore in inducing slumber. Well….maybe…
Good idea or snails?"
Ah ha! Yes, a snail would be absolutely ideal; their slow and deliberate movements will surely send anyone off to the land of nod |
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"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?
Good God no.
Can’t stand it
I can sing Nessun Dorma (very bloody badly) if you’d like?
Im doing the singing!
I’ll dance ineptly and awkwardly in the background instead then, like one of the studio audience who used to appear on Top Of The Pops "
Yes but do it quietly he's trying to sleep. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Shall i come over and sing soft kitty?
Good God no.
Can’t stand it
I can sing Nessun Dorma (very bloody badly) if you’d like?
Im doing the singing!
I’ll dance ineptly and awkwardly in the background instead then, like one of the studio audience who used to appear on Top Of The Pops
Yes but do it quietly he's trying to sleep. "
Fat chance of that tonight I think |
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