To be honest, I am not bothered where I will end up after I die. I will be happy if some friends/relatives remember me as a kind person who made their lives more meaningful and this is it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

She's behind you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's What She Said.

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By *iman2100Man over a year ago

Glasgow

I asked my wife (who is notoriously mean

) what I should put on my grave stone.

She thought for a moment and said "Stuart Dead".

I said "But there is a minimum of 5 words" so she said "Stuart Dead - Volvo for sale"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Out to lunch.

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By *ionaScarletTV/TS over a year ago

Dundee

To Sydney University and any other institutions using this cemetery or its associated sites for projects take note: in the absence of express written consent provided by me, you DO NOT have permission from me to use any part/s of me in any form or forum both current and future.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'Bit of a helmet really'

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After all the normal waffle in smaller writing at the bottom I would put:

"If you can read this, you are standing on my boobs"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"To Sydney University and any other institutions using this cemetery or its associated sites for projects take note: in the absence of express written consent provided by me, you DO NOT have permission from me to use any part/s of me in any form or forum both current and future."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Damn it's Dark down here.

I can't R.I P.

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By *dinburghBLTMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"After all the normal waffle in smaller writing at the bottom I would put:

"If you can read this, you are standing on my boobs"

Hahahah only you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jane Doe

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By *ools and the brainCouple over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

I should have listened when someone told me to duck !

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

“Here lies DD, mortally wounded during a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFM gangbang. Buried in an open coffin (we couldn’t get the lid down).”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here lies Mark. He was kind to animals. Pretty much a twat the rest of the time.

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

She were alright for a fat bird

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By *andybeachWoman over a year ago

In the middle

"“Here lies DD, mortally wounded during a FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFM gangbang. Buried in an open coffin (we couldn’t get the lid down).”"

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By *uietly_KinkyMan over a year ago

High Wycombe

Fuck off, I'm sleeping.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm being cremated and scattered so no grave

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By *hunky GentMan over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

We finally found out who ate all the pies.

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By * and M lookingCouple over a year ago

Worcester

Here lies M & M looking.

They are no longer.

Looking that is!

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

It’s dark down here

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

Wicker or cardboard coffin and the fire. Those left behind can do as they please with the money saved.

Gbat

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By *urls and DressesWoman over a year ago

Somewhere near here

It’s just have a price tag of 75% off because I love a bargain.

Then won’t say anything because my family are too tight to pay for the writing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

“Bye bitch”

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Told you so"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

See you on other side

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ding dong the witch is dead

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Always look on the bright side of life

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

If you squat down ...and it tickles ... it's probably the grass...but it could be my tongue xx

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

Underwhelmed!!

1979 - ????

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Never more than a whisper away and I will always be listening.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And breathe ...

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By *lan157Man over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Good friend and lover.

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By *onkyLemonsCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

Best before (insert year of death)

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By *ougie321Man over a year ago

Milford Haven

Well that one was shit, what’s the next life going to be like.

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By *arpePinguisWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Was it something I said?"

Or if I'm still an active Fabber "Died in bed. With a big smile on her face"

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By *ollycouple71Couple over a year ago

manchester

"What you fucking looking at

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By *lice MaliceWoman over a year ago

The Facility

Don't look now but she's behind you!

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By *ust PeachyWoman over a year ago

Prestonish

All any of us can hope for I reckon:

‘Here lies a decent human being - who loved and was loved.’

That’s enough.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey how was u

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