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Man in Edinburgh, Scotland, UK

... "Any busty ladies/couples into older guys and roleplay up for a very flirty chat? Snap jacobsladder50 text/whatsapp 07590297178". just this minute!

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: online now!

STI TESTING DONE 19/10/24 - NEGATIVE

What does BLT stand for ? You’ll have to message me to find out but it’s not Bacon Lettuce & Tomato

My motto:

“Is sex dirty ? Only when it’s being done right “

Woody Allen

Message for those ladies who like their men to smell nice, my fave aftershaves are anything by Issey Miake, Chanel Bleu for Men, 212 VIP Black

I’m on Kik /Telegram - username on them is Jacobsladder1966 - tweet @EdinJester1966 - snap Jacobsladder50

Now here’s the bit that will eliminate 99% of the ladies from contacting me I am married and yes my Mrs doesn’t know I’m on here Now I fully realise that a lot of you will not chat to me as I am married and I totally get that- some of you will say why are u on here ? Well my wife is not into swinging on religious grounds she is born again while I’m an atheist she also has a very serious drinking problem so living with that is very difficult and very stressful - fab is my little chance at escaping for a while so if you are willing to help me out with my search for good social and filthy fun, then that would be brilliant and I’d really appreciate it but don’t fuck me out of pity - fuck me because you want to lol

Now I don’t smoke cigarettes but I do occasionally have a cigar - I do have a little fantasy where I’m sitting on a chair in my dressing gown smoking a cigar while a gorgeous busty lady is sucking me off or giving me a tit wank before we shag each other senseless so if that appeals to you send me a message and let’s arrange it

I do love roleplay- fave ideas:

Horny nurse and patient

Lap dancer who gets carried away with customer

Long lost niece/uncle meet where niece admits she has always wanted to fuck her cool uncle

Fake taxi with a very busty lady driver

I am very tactile in nature so to any ladies that decide they fancy meeting me - I do like to kiss cuddle touch and stroke so I hope that you like to do that too - I’m also very good at massage (so I’ve been told)

Intelligence is a big turn on for me so you could consider me a sapiosexual - I’m also into all things Spanish and Italian -I love to talk about anything - politics, art, film (if you are a fan of the John Wick films then bonus points coming your way), books, food and drink but good filthy talk always goes down a treat

TV star I’d most love to fuck right now : Emily Atack - just watch her in Rivals on Disney+ - gorgeous big tits and arse on her

Fave authors- Irvine Welsh, JG Ballard, Bret Easton Ellis, William Burroughs also into Japanese & Nordic Noir

My ideal guests at a dinner party- Anthony Bourdain (RIP) Billy Connolly, Stephen Fry, Neil Peart (RIP) , Stanley Tucci, Janey Godley (RIP)

Now I do have a dad bod which I am trying to lose but it’s very difficult lol so I’ve just joined my local gym Pure Gym Edinburgh West so if there are any busty gym bunnies who go to that gym and want to inspire me in a very flirty way then get in touch - I’m currently doing the couch to 5k app albeit very slowly !!

Love most types of music from prog rock to opera to thrash metal - Abba to Frank Zappa -

Best band of all time: Rush

2nd best band of all time: Marillion

Equal 3rd best band of all time: Kings X and Dream Theater

Best band in the world right now to listen to : Blood Incantation

Best Scottish band to listen to right now : Peat and Diesel

My fave song of all time - I’ve Had The Time of my Life by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes - just brings back brilliant memories of my first season as a Pontins Bluecoat in Southport 1991

current chart stuff though is absolutely appalling - Lewis Capaldi (or as I call him the male version of Adele) particularly gets on my wick - guess that’s my age I was a child of the 80’s after all - I do love hip hop too but the early stuff like Run DMC, Public Enemy, Grandmaster Flash and The Furious Five you know proper old school

I love comedy - my fave comedians are Frankie Boyle Jim Jeffries and Paul Smith which will tell you a lot about my very black sense of humour (and if any ladies out there know the significance of April 18th I will love you forever! If you know Jim Jeffries you’ll know what I mean)

I am also a sucker for punishment- not in a BDSM way - Im a season ticket holder for Edinburgh City who play their football at Meadowbank Stadium

If you like the look of me send me a wink message or friend request

Future Meets and Events

Meet at our place on Monday 23 December 2024 in Scotland: Edinburgh EH11 4SR
At this meet looking for: F FF
Working from home and looking for a busty lady to come over and tease me with her big tits maybe more - text/whatsapp 07590297178

Anything, anywhere on Thursday 9 January 2025 in Scotland: Edinburgh
At this meet looking for: F MF FF
Looking for social/fun meet and can also accom EH11 4SR - any busty ladies up for a get together? Text/whatsapp 07590297178

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58 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 21 to 69
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Cybersex, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams

See 1 Public Videos

Verified Genuine Profile

*he Shoebox Gangbangs (44), Couple on 19 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Thanks to this lovely guy for coming along to one of our recent gangbangs and getting involved in the playtime action. Respectful, punctual, welcome back anytime and highly recommended for any meets. Thanks x

*uxordeluxexxx (55), Woman on 4 September 2023 by Webcam:
Where do I start with this guy he is genuine and pure delight to chat to on camera Love kisses k x

*ill-Ian Kisses (40), Couple on 3 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Had a lovely afternoon spent in this man’s company. Sat out in the sunshine chatting away and he was attentive, caring and respectful the whole time as always. Puts me at ease in his company and he puts a smile on my face :) Millie x

*luebell888 (59), Woman on 23 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
A lovely man who sat at our table at the Edinburgh social. Friendly and engaging it was a pleasure to put a face to the name.x

*exi and her Sassenach (48), Couple on 22 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this chatty man at a recent social. Lots of fun stories from his life that kept us amused. Take care and see you at AD sometime Lexi and her Sassenach Xx

*inkandLittleMiss (35), Couple (FF) on 21 May 2023 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for coming to our social last night! Great to see you mingling and getting involved.

*xpert deep throat! (41), Couple on 27 September 2022 by Webcam:
Great genuine guy and not a time waister and pretty sure he enjoyed the cam show on whatts app

*aven Faye (51), Woman on 16 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
After meeting R at the Edinburgh social we decided on a one-to-one follow-up. I'm so glad I did as I got more time to get to know him. He's witty, intelligent, smells heavenly, kisses passionately, is great company and is an utter gent. I'll share a bottle of red with you any day, darling x

*aven Faye (51), Woman on 11 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this cheeky gent in person at the Edinburgh Social. I hope to see him at the next social and would love to arrange a coffee with him before then x

*ill-Ian Kisses (40), Couple on 11 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Caught up with the lovely Rob today at the Edinburgh social. Great banter and good company as always! Millie & Ian

*reedy Girls Glasgow (44), Couple (FF) on 13 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Thanks for coming along to our recent party and getting involved in the playtime action. Welcome back anytime and highly recommended for any meets. Thanks x

*ill-Ian Kisses (40), Couple on 3 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of getting to meet up with R at the Edinburgh social dinner; the previous time being what turned out to be our last social/fab event pre-lockdown. We had kept in touch online over that time and was great to finally catch up in person. Absolute gent and great company all night and very respectful. Look forward to seeing you soon. Millie & Ian.

*heSofaDestroyers (41), Couple on 11 April 2021 by Meeting in person:
We met this horny gentleman an absolute age ago! Pleasant and talkative as well as being down to earth! Welcome back from your really long break ;-)