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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry, I’m not aware of your work, but I can make some shit up if you want."
I have an extensive oevre. I would reccomend starting with my 'Does My Cock Look Big In This?' thread  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a bit too cool to do that, soz OP. Doesn't mean you're not wonderful and a shining light of wit and wisdom in the forum though."
Aw shucks. FAF?  |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
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"Sorry, I’m not aware of your work, but I can make some shit up if you want.
I have an extensive oevre. I would reccomend starting with my 'Does My Cock Look Big In This?' thread "
Do you know how to iron a shirt ? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sorry, I’m not aware of your work, but I can make some shit up if you want.
I have an extensive oevre. I would reccomend starting with my 'Does My Cock Look Big In This?' thread
Do you know how to iron a shirt ? "
It's linen. It's supposed to be crumpled. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Amazing work OP, second best arselicking thread on Forum so far this morning!
You're also a smart and funny fellow but you didn't hear that from me.  "
Aww thanks.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You wish.  
If you lick mine I'll lick yours
You first! "
You are a wonderfully beautiful, salaciously super-sexy, positively amazing person with wittalicious wordsmithery and an insatiably inquiring mind |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You wish.
If you lick mine I'll lick yours
You first!
You are a wonderfully beautiful, salaciously super-sexy, positively amazing person with wittalicious wordsmithery and an insatiably inquiring mind "
I'll do Jesus trick. Disappear for 3 days and get resurrected with a a suitably deep arse licking equivalent of a reply
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You wish.
If you lick mine I'll lick yours
You first!
You are a wonderfully beautiful, salaciously super-sexy, positively amazing person with wittalicious wordsmithery and an insatiably inquiring mind
I'll do Jesus trick. Disappear for 3 days and get resurrected with a a suitably deep arse licking equivalent of a reply
Thank you "
I'll be waiting to see how deep your tongue will go |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I like you 
Can I eat my prawn sarnie before any licking commences
Just don't get mayonnaise on me
I could say the same to you good sir
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No guarantees if you play with the prawn ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Tell me how wonderful I am.
You know you want to. great hidden profile  thats cos there 2021 hide and see champion got some skillz "
They seek him here, they seek him there ... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking? "
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am |
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am "
Like that’s ever gonna happen! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen! "
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ... |
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ... "
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service! |
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service! "
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me "
I was about to log off then I read this. I'm sure there'd be room for you Weekend in Sheffield? |
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me "
He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!
And I wouldn’t be tipping! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me
He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!
And I wouldn’t be tipping! "
No drinks or snacks for you unless you share |
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me
He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!
And I wouldn’t be tipping!
No drinks or snacks for you unless you share "
I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me
He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!
And I wouldn’t be tipping!
No drinks or snacks for you unless you share
I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share "
He's worried I might snack on his prawn |
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me
He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!
And I wouldn’t be tipping!
No drinks or snacks for you unless you share
I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share
He's worried I might snack on his prawn "
We might get mayonnaise everywhere |
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me
He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!
And I wouldn’t be tipping!
No drinks or snacks for you unless you share
I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share
He's worried I might snack on his prawn "
There’s no chance any man will be snacking on my prawn! |
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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me
He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!
And I wouldn’t be tipping!
No drinks or snacks for you unless you share
I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share
He's worried I might snack on his prawn
There’s no chance any man will be snacking on my prawn! "
Let him |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me
He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!
And I wouldn’t be tipping!
No drinks or snacks for you unless you share
I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share
He's worried I might snack on his prawn
We might get mayonnaise everywhere "
Just don't mix them |
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"Which do you want first the wonderful bit or the licking bit
Can he have the wonderful and me the licking?
No, no, no. You can watch me getting my arse licked while you tell me how wonderful I am
Like that’s ever gonna happen!
I'll remind you of saying that when we're in the hotel room in Sheffield ...
The only time we’d be in a hotel room in Sheffield together, is if you were bringing me room service!
If you two are going to be in a room together you’d better save space for me
He’d only be bringing drinks and snacks!
And I wouldn’t be tipping!
No drinks or snacks for you unless you share
I’ll bring drinks n snacks and we can all share
He's worried I might snack on his prawn
There’s no chance any man will be snacking on my prawn! "
It’s ok I shall be on prawn patrol |
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