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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there?

Come on ladies and gents don't be shy!

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By *0rn1Man over a year ago

soutport

Biggest I’ve taken is about 9” and pretty girthy…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not tried fitting anything up there, but some of the things that have come out have scared me with the sheer girth

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

A fiat punto.

Wasn't about to pay for city centre parking.

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I once inadvertently caused a combine harvester to disappear by bending over in a field….naked….

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By *onb21Woman over a year ago

Cardiff

Nothing I could shout about

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I once inadvertently caused a combine harvester to disappear by bending over in a field….naked…."

Now THAT is an achievement. Well done sir!

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The entire British government has fucked me a fair few times

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Hahahahahah! Helium tank?

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

"The entire British government has fucked me a fair few times"

Haha

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

I usually put peanuts up there. Give it a while then they come out a treet! (Only certain ages might get that!)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The entire British government has fucked me a fair few times"

Ouch... That's a lot of Willie's

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!!

If that’s your baking I’ll pack my own food!

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By *hrobinsonMan over a year ago

Bridgnorth

A hand...

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A hand..."

Like a fist or flat palm?

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!!

If that’s your baking I’ll pack my own food!

Nah she’s not getting in my house with that arse. I can hear them on the phone

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!!

If that’s your baking I’ll pack my own food!

Nah she’s not getting in my house with that arse. I can hear them on the phone

Jeez that bad!

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

A umbrella it was a little bit painful when it opened

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there?

Come on ladies and gents don't be shy!

Just a finger…for now :p

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!!

If that’s your baking I’ll pack my own food!

Nah she’s not getting in my house with that arse. I can hear them on the phone

Jeez that bad!

Way worse than you can imagine…

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!!

If that’s your baking I’ll pack my own food!

Nah she’s not getting in my house with that arse. I can hear them on the phone

Jeez that bad!

Way worse than you can imagine… "

Remember that time you let rip on FaceTime!?

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!!

If that’s your baking I’ll pack my own food!

Nah she’s not getting in my house with that arse. I can hear them on the phone

Jeez that bad!

Way worse than you can imagine…

Remember that time you let rip on FaceTime!?

As if..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A umbrella it was a little bit painful when it opened

Bet that shot your across the room

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there?

Come on ladies and gents don't be shy!

Just a finger…for now :p"

Aiming for that sky remote?

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By *VineMan over a year ago

The right place

"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!!

That’s par for the course!

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By *offee and KinksCouple over a year ago

Notts/Derby

1.5 metres of fibre optic during colonoscopies.

But I swear it feels about 10 metres

Stag

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By *asilyled1Man over a year ago

ogmore valley

"I’m not sure what she’s shoving up there but the noise coming out of Lexis tonight is horrific!!!

If that’s your baking I’ll pack my own food!

Nah she’s not getting in my house with that arse. I can hear them on the phone

Jeez that bad!

Way worse than you can imagine…

Remember that time you let rip on FaceTime!?

As if..

Same night you had a cock drawn on your head! You was too d*unk to remember

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By *estcountryDadBodMan over a year ago

Exeter

Nothing…. Virginity intact

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1.5 metres of fibre optic during colonoscopies.

But I swear it feels about 10 metres

Stag"

Ouuuuuch, I can imagine it does!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nothing…. Virginity intact

Not even a finger?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there?

Come on ladies and gents don't be shy!

Just a finger…for now :p

Aiming for that sky remote? "

I don’t have sky… you’ll have to bring something

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By *gent CoulsonMan over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

My bum hole is still virgin territory

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I usually put peanuts up there. Give it a while then they come out a treet! (Only certain ages might get that!)

...

you are very talented young man

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there?

Come on ladies and gents don't be shy!

Just a finger…for now :p

Aiming for that sky remote?

I don’t have sky… you’ll have to bring something

Ok, I'll bring a Magnum of champagne

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Butternut squash Removed from bum hole by poster at 08/07/21 22:06:56]"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A ferret.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Bum holes... Right what's the biggest thing you can fit up there?

Come on ladies and gents don't be shy!

Just a finger…for now :p

Aiming for that sky remote?

I don’t have sky… you’ll have to bring something

Ok, I'll bring a Magnum of champagne

Best bring 2

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By *ilverjagMan over a year ago

swansea

A Samsung galaxy up the bum is about as big as you are likely to get if you happen to like phone sex!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Width 8.5 inches

Length good 10-11 inches

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

Trebor mints ( if you know you know lol )

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No idea iv asked the toilet what my potential is tho he says a tonka truck

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I’ve had a surgeon and a camera crew up there

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I’ve had a surgeon and a camera crew up there"

And the camera?? That's just as impressive as the combine harvester comment!

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By *hubby11977Man over a year ago

Pontypridd

Never tried anal but really tempted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've shared a double ended dildo one of those 18 inch ones but only recently

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By *heNYCSausageMan over a year ago

Everton

Lexis big toe!

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

Omg!!! Saffron!!!! Seriously my princess puffs are not to be disgust on here!!!

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

"Lexis big toe! "

I nearly lost it!

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