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Guys, what type of pisser are you?
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I’ve often wondered why there are so many techniques that guys adopt when going for a number one, for example:
1) There’s the guy with one hand on the wall and one hand holding the Willy technique
2) There’s the no hands and the Willy hanging out the zip technique
3) There’s the 2 handed technique
4) The turned in the corner so no one can see me technique
5) The ‘I’m going in the cubicle but leaving the door open so you can see me’ technique
6) The kecks round your ankles technique - yes I’ve seen this on a grown man
7) There the one hand on the wall, no hands on the Willy whilst reading reading your phone technique
There are so many variations. So my question is how do you piss?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No hands 
Yes, just let it hang out yet zip  "
Doesn't it... Errr... dribble everywhere??
Wait is it like a firemans hose.. The harder you bear down the more it sticks out ?? |
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"Don’t some sit down?
I’d love to have a Willy for a day 
Oh me too!
I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!
Then I’ll have my near little fanny back after 24 hours "
Haha yep! |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Don’t some sit down?
I’d love to have a Willy for a day
Oh me too!"
I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!
Then I’ll have my nice little fanny back after 24 hours |
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"At a urinal, I always adopt the ‘1980’s Catalogue Model’ pose; One hand holding on to my belt whilst I point randomly at something imaginary with the other."
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"No hands
Yes, just let it hang out yet zip
Doesn't it... Errr... dribble everywhere??
Wait is it like a firemans hose.. The harder you bear down the more it sticks out ?? "
I suppose the little ones would struggle with this technique but nonetheless guys do do this |
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"Don’t some sit down?
I’d love to have a Willy for a day
Oh me too!
I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!
Then I’ll have my near little fanny back after 24 hours
Haha yep!"
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"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.
Sorry, carry on.
Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser "
You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…??? |
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"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.
Sorry, carry on.
Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser
You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…??? "
Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it. |
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"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.
Sorry, carry on.
Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser
You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…???
Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it. "
That’s why toilets have seats, for sitting on not pissing on.. |
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"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.
I'm gonna go for no hands and shake it all about   "
You can’t just shake it all about if there’s another bloke stood at the side of you |
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Stand about 3ft away from the bowl hands on hips and watch the wee majestically arc into the pan moving closer as the flow stop's then to hip twists to shake followed by an OLE and a round of applause from myself. |
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"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.
Sorry, carry on.
Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser
You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…???
Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it.
That’s why toilets have seats, for sitting on not pissing on.."
Correct. I’m glad wee agree. Unfortunately others don’t |
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"Stand about 3ft away from the bowl hands on hips and watch the wee majestically arc into the pan moving closer as the flow stop's then to hip twists to shake followed by an OLE and a round of applause from myself."
Shit, I’ve missed the:
You’ve got a semi on so I need to stand back 5ft technique |
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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago
Cardiff |
"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.
Sorry, carry on.
Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser
You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…???
Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it. "
Ladies either hover or cover the seat in toilet paper.
To be fair, my original comment was about at home. |
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"Sit down pissers are definitely on the wish list.
Sorry, carry on.
Let’s get one thing right, blokes piss all over toilet seats so you definitely don’t want a sit down pisser
You don’t piss in the seat if your sitting on it…and if you piss on the seat do you leave it…???
Men are animals, I can guarantee there’s piss on a public toilet seat before you sit on it.
That’s why toilets have seats, for sitting on not pissing on..
Correct. I’m glad wee agree. Unfortunately others don’t "
I think urine a minority if you think a seat is for pissing on.. |
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over a year ago
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"How can you do it no handed?? Weewee everywhere!
I’d love to show you a demonstration but I’m not sure the video would be allowed "
Surely they can't discriminate wee play!!! |
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"How can you do it no handed?? Weewee everywhere!
I’d love to show you a demonstration but I’m not sure the video would be allowed
Surely they can't discriminate wee play!!! "
I’m not even risking it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.
I'm gonna go for no hands and shake it all about
You can’t just shake it all about if there’s another bloke stood at the side of you "
What would happen?! |
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By *ty31Man
over a year ago
NW London |
"Don’t some sit down?
I’d love to have a Willy for a day
Oh me too!
I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!
Then I’ll have my nice little fanny back after 24 hours "
Buy yerself a She-Wee and you can achieve one of those ambitions! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.
I'm gonna go for no hands and shake it all about
You can’t just shake it all about if there’s another bloke stood at the side of you
What would happen?! "
Get wee splashed on you!  |
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The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.
Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.
Always bothered me 
…glad I got that off my chest lol
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"I would be the one hand on the wall and one on my willy for sure.
I'm gonna go for no hands and shake it all about
You can’t just shake it all about if there’s another bloke stood at the side of you
What would happen?! "
The other bloke would get a bit wet |
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"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.
Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.
Always bothered me
…glad I got that off my chest lol
F "
And relax |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.
Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.
Always bothered me
…glad I got that off my chest lol
F "
I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.
Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.
Always bothered me
…glad I got that off my chest lol
F
I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat."
I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.
Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.
Always bothered me
…glad I got that off my chest lol
F
I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.
I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps "
We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day. |
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"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.
Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.
Always bothered me
…glad I got that off my chest lol
F
I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.
I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps
We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.
Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.
Always bothered me
…glad I got that off my chest lol
F
I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.
I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps
We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day."
Ok.. bagsie sitting on you first  |
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"Dont you worry about accidental toilet dipping with the sit down method. "
A very real risk with some of the modern low styled pans with a massive lake waiting to get splashed all over you when a massive Richard the Third plops explosively into it.
I actually know someone in the sanitary ware industry who gave an interesting talk about some of dummy items used in the designing of Rees Moggs. One such item was a filled sock (can't remember what it was filled with) which he called the British Standard Turd. That was used to check flushing performance. |
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"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.
Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.
Always bothered me
…glad I got that off my chest lol
F
I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.
I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps
We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day.
Ok.. bagsie sitting on you first "
Can you pick a cubicle with a glory hole please |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The worst kind of pisser is the one who takes the last stall when there’s free urinals, then proceeds to piss all over the seat.
Infuriating when you actually need a stall and there’s none free.
Always bothered me
…glad I got that off my chest lol
F
I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat.
I have a shy bladder too.. I've found having the other person put their hands over my eyes helps
We'll have to have an experimental sit-down wee one day.
Ok.. bagsie sitting on you first "
You're on. Literally. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As I’m caged all day long by my Miss, I’m left with no choice but to sit down and wee wee like a girlie
Won’t the bars go rusty? "
Might be my only way of breaking out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don’t some sit down?
I’d love to have a Willy for a day
Oh me too!
I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!
Then I’ll have my nice little fanny back after 24 hours "
Trust me; it’s rubbish. |
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"Don’t some sit down?
I’d love to have a Willy for a day
Oh me too!
I wanna wank as a boy, wee as a boy, play with my balls……. Just wanna know what’s it’s like!!!!
Then I’ll have my nice little fanny back after 24 hours
Trust me; it’s rubbish. "
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I have a shy bladder, I physically can't piss in front of anyone. I hope it's a consolation that it's not me that widdles on the seat."
I had exactly that problem for most of my life but cured myself by shutting my eyes (once aim had been calculated!) for the duration of the download and thus ignoring the presence of other. It also became a lot easier after becoming a regular pisser at the nudist camp where it all seems as normal as eating or breathing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"First thing in the morning is a lazy sit down after that its a lean back one hander wide base for balance as i flex in the golden shower
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got to love the post piss helicopter |
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Indoors it's one handed for me, it's sufficient. I've always been adverse to putting my hand anywhere near a public restroom wall. Pushing urinal cakes around with your piss is optional.
Trying to piss with a semi or full hard on is some job. You could have your aim spot on and the stream just goes where it wants.
Outdoors I love a good no hands piss, just unzip and let it rip though I also enjoy seeing how far I can arc the stream which does require a hand.
Writing your name in the snow is good craic too. |
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By *LiamMan
over a year ago
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I'm a one hand on the penis one hand just dangling awkwardly pisser.. Never understand why guys put their hand on the wall it's so random.
If you go in the cubicle for a wee you got something to hide  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate urinals. I’m piss shy. Not embarrassed about my cock etc. I’ll happily wander round the gym changing rooms bollocko but trying to pee with somebody watching. Not a chance. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don’t some sit down?
I’d love to have a Willy for a day "
I do this at work. Pretend I’m having a number 2 and spend a bit of time playing games on my phone or perving on here |
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