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Snake bites man's arse on toilet
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
A poor man was sat on his toilet in Austria and a five foot python slithered up the waste pipe and bit him on the arse... Dangerous buggers. If that snake was poisonous it could have been much worse ...
They think it escaped from a neighbouring apartment down the cistern..
Stop keeping these evil buggers as pets .. |
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"A poor man was sat on his toilet in Austria and a five foot python slithered up the waste pipe and bit him on the arse... Dangerous buggers. If that snake was poisonous it could have been much worse ...
They think it escaped from a neighbouring apartment down the cistern..
Stop keeping these evil buggers as pets .."
Be a lot worse if it was venomous instead of poisonous tom |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
This bugger was not poisonous. It is described as 5 feet but can grow to 30. I am not sure but I think they are constrictors..
Imagine that thing wrapped around your willy dangling in the bowl.. women have nothing to fear... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How did it escape 'down a cistern'?
It literally slithered down the owners toilet and appeared up the next door neighbours toilet.. then bit the poor man on the arse "
But the cistern is the tank that holds the water. Surely it escaped down the pan?
Mr |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"How did it escape 'down a cistern'?
It literally slithered down the owners toilet and appeared up the next door neighbours toilet.. then bit the poor man on the arse
But the cistern is the tank that holds the water. Surely it escaped down the pan?
Mr"
Yes. Down the pan. Down the pan.. the bugger escaped down the pan |
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Well all I can say that anything brave enough to be in the loo whilst I'm having a dump and survive probably deserves some sort of award.
I would have thought that getting bitten by one of those whilst not venomous they have huge mouths so it would be very painful. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Jeepers. Enough to send you round the bed with worry!
Around the u-bend?"
Well that was the intent, but bloody typo made a bad joke even more shit!
Will this place ever get an edit function? |
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By *an4funMan
over a year ago
london |
"Jeepers. Enough to send you round the bed with worry!
Around the u-bend?
Well that was the intent, but bloody typo made a bad joke even more shit!
Will this place ever get an edit function? "
I get why there's no edit button. It's a good idea that there isn't one. Plus I wouldn't have been able to poach your joke if there was |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
"The man is interviewed and the clip is on BBC news along with a picture of this serpent. The owner may be charged. He had 11 snakes in his room and clearly could not control these buggers"
I know how he feels. More than two is always a struggle. |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"The man is interviewed and the clip is on BBC news along with a picture of this serpent. The owner may be charged. He had 11 snakes in his room and clearly could not control these buggers
I know how he feels. More than two is always a struggle."
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By *ameiMan
over a year ago
Aviemore |
"If it was a constrictor it's either python or boa both none poisonous. And neither can grow 2 30 foot x "
Theres a python what has grown near 30 feet. Sometimes a constrictor is worse, can kill you quicker than a venomous snake. |
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By *ameiMan
over a year ago
Aviemore |
"Are snakes evil too? Sharks, bears and snakes lol
I think you know the answer ..
Haha I think we have to agree to disagree on this one  "
Snakes can be evil. But like any other animal they attack when provoked |
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"The man is interviewed and the clip is on BBC news along with a picture of this serpent. The owner may be charged. He had 11 snakes in his room and clearly could not control these buggers"
Sounds like 'buggers' was nearly the appropriate description! |
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"The poor man sits on his toilet pan...one of the man's safe refuge places and an evil serpent bites his buttocks..
Can't imagine anything worse..
Could have been a shark, Tom "
Yup, it's bad when you get a shark coming up your toilet to bite you on the bum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My friend worked next door to a charity shop and one of the old ladies asked for his help, there was a snake in the changing room. Anyway he helped secure it, basically about 6 weeks earlier the apartment above had lost their snake. |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
I am not sure how easy it is to train a snake. Those Indian snake charmers seem to do well but apart from that I am not sure they return on command. I don't think they have ears so they are probably deaf |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are snakes evil too? Sharks, bears and snakes lol
I think you know the answer ..
Haha I think we have to agree to disagree on this one
Snakes can be evil. But like any other animal they attack when provoked "
Having someone shit on your head could be classed as provocation! |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Now if this had happened in Australia instead of Austria it would be just another everyday occurrence...... "
I am not the biggest fan of Australia . What have the Australians ever done for us.. ? |
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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago
Chelmsford |
"Do snakes have loyalty like dogs.. ?
I don't think so..
They are not pets but just held captive...
Keeping snakes in the UK should be banned
Why ? "
They are not let's
They do not love...they are captives... |
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"Do snakes have loyalty like dogs.. ?
I don't think so..
They are not pets but just held captive...
Keeping snakes in the UK should be banned
Why ?
They are not let's
They do not love...they are captives... "
Do fish love .do birds love .mice .rats .do animals av 2 show love 2 b kept as pets ? |
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