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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couple of crazy things that I’ve heard. When you come in dripping wet and someone asks is it raining. When you have any kind of accident Did that hurt. No I enjoy smacking my thumb with a hammer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When someobe asks if it's warm or cold out when you haven't left the house, or you're all about to.
Like, yes, I anticipated you'd ask.me that question so I went out to check.
Or you come in soaking wet and they say 'Us it raining?'
No love, I took a short cut through a car wash |
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"Can I ask you a question?…
Is that rhetorical mate? 
That is a blinder. I usually reply with "you just did" "
I don’t even reply - I just open the message & just leave it. If they message me again with the question then I’ll answer it… as I’m nice  |
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By *ogueAngelMan
over a year ago
Near Bath / Bristol |
The way to Amarillo.
But working in retail I encounter a lot of customers who can't find simple things.
Q: "Where's the milk?"
A: There is only one aisle that sells cold things and you can't find the milk? It's behind you. |
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"Worst one I got asked was few years back was walking dog in park with the walking crowd I said I cant stay long I'm of to a funeral today one of the blokes said ohh has someone died? Pmsl! X"
Or say, I hope so or there's alot of money being wasted on a funeral |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Would you like some cake?"
Your confused with the best shit people ask you for I think ??? Who doesn’t love cake ! I love cake ! Fuck it I’m going the shop for cake
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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in Co. Down |
"Do you want milk with that (when I order an Americano). Boils my piss!
This, spot on "
They ask because if they do not they can get a load of abuse off the customer for not putting milk in it. I saw a woman in a well known coffee shop give the girl behind the counter a load of abuse because she wasn't offered milk then then actually throw her coffee back at the her. It's a no win situation really for a barista. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you want milk with that (when I order an Americano). Boils my piss! "
There's a good reason for that. By default, if an establishment offers Americanos they are the kind of establishment that is so far up its own coffee flavoured butt that it wouldn't be seen dead offering something as simple and unsophisticated as a simple white coffee. The only way you can get that is to ask for the oxymoronic white Americano. As the UK is full of people who simply want a cup of coffee with a dash of milk and a dearth of coffee shops that sell this you will always get baristas asking this question.
As an aside, at Macdonalds you can simply ask for a white coffee and that is what you get- and it's a nice coffee too.
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