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"We think there are likely to be more than 5 types! And surely like a penis they change as they become arosed... The flower blooms one might say! " I agree x | |||
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"It is unversally acknowledged that there are 5 different kind of vagina's. And of course every man(and women) has his/her favourite: (1) Curtains, (2) Puffs, (3) Tulip, (4)Barbie and, (5) Horseshoe. And which is my favourite one may ask? Well to be honest I did use to have favourite, but now I realise what's really important is that she flows like a fountain, has an aromatic aroma that's pleasing to one's sense and always taste nice to one's palate(to be sure taste is sooo important when you're down there beavering away in cloud 9). Well I do hope y'all found that informative and enjoyable. And no I don't know which category Nora's flower falls into. Contrary to what some thought last night that she inadvertently filled my inbox with it. Besides I'm still in Greece now. Thus I wouldn't be able to scrutinise her tulip. " In what universe is this utter bollocks acknowledged in? | |||
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" ![]() ![]() Your tulip! A tulip! ![]() | |||
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"I thought it was either an innie or an outie?" Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie ![]() | |||
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"I’m gonna use that one now. Come ere and scrutinise my tulip ![]() I always had you down as having horseshoe vulva, no idea why. ![]() | |||
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"I’m gonna use that one now. Come ere and scrutinise my tulip ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I thought it was either an innie or an outie? Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie ![]() Does it collect blue fluff? | |||
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"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you?" Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. | |||
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"I think you've forgotten the cockerel comb vag and the furry sea urchin vag. " And the infamous, Vagina Dentata ![]() | |||
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"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you? Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. " who's eating all these flowers... a goat? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I really don't have a twating clue what I've just read ![]() ![]() Glad I’m not the only one , absolutely hilarious what you’ve said | |||
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"I think you've forgotten the cockerel comb vag and the furry sea urchin vag. And the infamous, Vagina Dentata ![]() Ooh yeah, I'd forgotten about that one! Highly sought after, I might get a set of false gnashers made for mine. You know, for valentines day and Christmas. | |||
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"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you? Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? ![]() ![]() ![]() But how can you be lost in this philosophical discussion on vaginas? There are fundamentaly FIVE(5), but some think it's 7, different types of vaginas. But it's not just the different types that makes a vagina unique, there's also the aroma, taste, feel(texture), fluidity(how wet the flower is) and how fine she is to one's lips (smoothness). So one has to take all these factors into account before assessing her. | |||
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"So, let me check I’ve got this….. Curtain vag - pull it together at the end of the day Puffy vag - crispy, cheesy, melt in the mouth Tulip vag - bright red outside, black inside with a ring yellow to entice you in Barbie vag - solid plastic, smooth as a cue ball and invisible to the naked eye Horseshoe vag - has holes for nails and can be mounted above your front door for luck Yes! I am versed in The Ways Of The Vagine" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you? Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? ![]() ![]() ![]() what???? Yeah just like dragons den... I'M OUT... ![]() | |||
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"What about the punched lasagne ![]() ![]() ![]() Loads of them about ![]() | |||
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"I'm not sure these are "well known" OP, as I've never heard of any of them. No idea which one of those I've even got!!" Well Kitty I have been carefully assessing your flower over the past few weeks and my conclusion is she's between the miss'puff' and Miss 'Barbie'. Due to angle of observation I couldn't be 100% sure. But she's between these two characters. | |||
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"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you? Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? ![]() ![]() ![]() I have no idea, but I've just eaten an omelette. So I'm going with I've got an omelette floof. | |||
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"I think Nora should show me then I can report back ![]() I had to guess hers on character alone. | |||
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"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you? Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you? Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? ![]() ![]() ![]() I’d rather my vagina wasn’t ‘assessed’ ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is this another click the middle button to see what your phone chucks back at you? Well it depends on what she ate that determines what her flower tastes like down under. But you know yourself that not all womens vaginas tastes according to thier diet. As some, thier diet has no or little affect on what her flower taste like. who's eating all these flowers... a goat? ![]() ![]() ![]() This just made me vomit a little bit ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Your threads crack me up OP ![]() Hey this is an incredibly serious thread, of utmost importance. Why? Because being able to 'Love yourself' both physically and mentally has a huge effect on your life and sexual energy. 'How can you love someone unless you first learn to love your'? And also means knowing your own body. Of course there's also the mental aspect too. But that's for another day. | |||
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"Your threads crack me up OP ![]() Eh so to learn to love myself I need to know what category fanny I have? | |||
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"Your threads crack me up OP ![]() But you havent clarified where your universally acknowledged categories have come from. I can't make up if it's just weird or you're just making stuff up or on a wind up all of the time? At first I thought you were a bit innocent a naive but now I'm wondering if you're some kind of puppet master lol | |||
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"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread ![]() Oh now I have that in my head! | |||
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"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread ![]() Ahahahah apologies ![]() | |||
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"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread ![]() Ahhh….the demon from Insidious always pops in my head when I hear that song now… ![]() | |||
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"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread ![]() ![]() Yes!! With the weird crab claw feet! | |||
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"Tiptoe Through the Tulips - Tiny Tim Perfect song to listen to whilst reading this thread ![]() ![]() | |||
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"In Tantra the differet names for the vaginas were named after animals like 'wolf' ect, but I couldn't remember them. What's important is that there are 5 different vaginas and that they have different characteristics. It's amazing that people don't know this. I just thought you all would find this interesting as you're all on fab. Tantra is a closed community. They never speak outside of their own community. " I thought it was nine types in Tantric teachings? Sheep, cat, buffalo, bear, wolf, antelope, deer, fox, and dancing woman(!) | |||
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"Bugger! Was it because I divulged the secret Tantric terminology? Whoops! ![]() I don't think we were being good students ![]() | |||
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"Bugger! Was it because I divulged the secret Tantric terminology? Whoops! ![]() ![]() Another ‘U’ grade to add to my collection… ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I thought it was either an innie or an outie? Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie ![]() No, but it does collect male attention ![]() | |||
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"Awwww I liked OPs slightly askew well meant tantric insights.. Even if he was more than a bit clumsy in his delivery. Blummin hek, poor thing.. All He found a class of cheeky, naughty fab teenagers! Awww bye OP ![]() I hope he’s enjoying his windsurfing and the sunshine! ![]() | |||
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"I thought it was either an innie or an outie?" this. ![]() | |||
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"Wasn’t this Blissful’s thread? Awww….why did he leave? ![]() Until he tried to pigeonhole foofs you mean? | |||
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"Wasn’t this Blissful’s thread? Awww….why did he leave? ![]() Opticians pigeonhole faces you know, to help you choose the right frames for your shape. Imho, there was nothing offensive about his opening post, a little quirky maybe describing the main types you get, but no offence that I could see. | |||
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" Opticians pigeonhole faces you know, to help you choose the right frames for your shape. Imho, there was nothing offensive about his opening post, a little quirky maybe describing the main types you get, but no offence that I could see." Faces are sorta public property. Everyone can see your face and we just have to live with that. Privates are different and we're all to some point or other paranoid about approval. It's impossible to say this without sounding white knightish but honestly I've loved every vagina I've known because of who they're attached to. Hairy, shaved, inny, outy, lippy or Barbie. None of that shit matters if you have a basic liking for the person. | |||
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" Opticians pigeonhole faces you know, to help you choose the right frames for your shape. Imho, there was nothing offensive about his opening post, a little quirky maybe describing the main types you get, but no offence that I could see. Faces are sorta public property. Everyone can see your face and we just have to live with that. Privates are different and we're all to some point or other paranoid about approval. It's impossible to say this without sounding white knightish but honestly I've loved every vagina I've known because of who they're attached to. Hairy, shaved, inny, outy, lippy or Barbie. None of that shit matters if you have a basic liking for the person. " Literally every day there’s foof or cock threads on here (this is a sex site after all!), and this is by some distance far from the worst I’ve seen on here and in my opinion (but hey, it’s all subjective, right?) not deserving of the scolding ire that you’ve given it. As others have said above, he’s referring to some generic types as identified by a beautician. It’s a quirky thread. Totally in context with the general content in this forum. But hey, he’s gone. Cancelled. Hounded off. Good work!! ![]() | |||
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" But hey, he’s gone. Cancelled. Hounded off. Good work!! ![]() I'd love to take all the credit but when people call themselves out with dickhead posts I think the community does the heavy lifting, not any one individual. | |||
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" But hey, he’s gone. Cancelled. Hounded off. Good work!! ![]() Where’s the applause emoji? Anyone? | |||
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" Opticians pigeonhole faces you know, to help you choose the right frames for your shape. Imho, there was nothing offensive about his opening post, a little quirky maybe describing the main types you get, but no offence that I could see. Faces are sorta public property. Everyone can see your face and we just have to live with that. Privates are different and we're all to some point or other paranoid about approval. It's impossible to say this without sounding white knightish but honestly I've loved every vagina I've known because of who they're attached to. Hairy, shaved, inny, outy, lippy or Barbie. None of that shit matters if you have a basic liking for the person. Literally every day there’s foof or cock threads on here (this is a sex site after all!), and this is by some distance far from the worst I’ve seen on here and in my opinion (but hey, it’s all subjective, right?) not deserving of the scolding ire that you’ve given it. As others have said above, he’s referring to some generic types as identified by a beautician. It’s a quirky thread. Totally in context with the general content in this forum. But hey, he’s gone. Cancelled. Hounded off. Good work!! ![]() And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different. | |||
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" And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different. " Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too! ![]() Be kind yeah, fine. But the OP was literally about categorising vages like cuts of meat. Not intrinsically unkind in itself but also kind of dumb and unknowing about women. I'm not even going to go to that place where the boot's on the other foot because honestly I couldn't give a shit about having my dick compared to anybody else's, but the entire idea that a man can make a post about vaginal aesthetics stinks so hard of entitlement I need a clothes peg for my nose. | |||
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"I bet the “Community” are all the kind to spout #bekind when it’s a great social media virtue signalling opportunity too! ![]() It was a woman who made up those categories. | |||
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" And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different. Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too! ![]() ![]() Where we're you when he needed you? There was nothing mean or nasty or anything terribly horrible said to him on this post or any others really. No one knows the reason he left. You're just assuming it's because of this thread and acting like the hero who came late to the battle. | |||
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"It was a woman who made up those categories. " And a man reposting them on a sex site. Defend it all you like. He left because he couldn't stand the heat. That tells me everything. | |||
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" And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different. Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too! ![]() ![]() Yeah I have no idea why he left, might be to do with this thread, maybe not. However, if you think I’m “acting the hero who came late to the battle” for vocalising my disagreement with some pretty nasty vitriol for the OP then so be it. I’m just averse to what I see as cuntish behaviour tbh (which I accept is subjective and just my opinion) so yeah,I will call it out when I see it, even if I am late to the party and not online every minute of the day! I’d have said it earlier if I was here and those that know me will know that to be the case! | |||
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"Ganging up on a man because he dared post about vaginas. How mature." It’s 2021 don’t you know. That’s Gender Appropriation. How dare a cis-identifying male assume a view on vaginas? I’m glad he’s been cancelled tbf ![]() ![]() | |||
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" And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different. Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too! ![]() ![]() I thought OP was joking in all honesty, but I never tried to be a cunt to the OP. It seemed others thought it was a quirky funny post to. But If he was being serious then that was poor judgement on my behalf, I don't think this thread was offensive to the OP personally. | |||
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" And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different. Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too! ![]() ![]() I don’t believe these retorts were directed at you but it’s nice that reflected on it. ![]() | |||
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"May I remind people what they are referring to is actually the vulva and not the vagina, I repeat, not the vagina. Thank you " I stand corrected. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hmmm! Not sure what mine is? But will go with tulip as love tulips x ![]() Do you have a regular FWB I could go Dutch with? ![]() | |||
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"I thought it was either an innie or an outie? Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie ![]() I definitely prefer an innie, outies are so in your face ![]() | |||
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"Hmmm! Not sure what mine is? But will go with tulip as love tulips x ![]() ![]() Tulips from Amsterdam! ![]() | |||
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"Hmmm! Not sure what mine is? But will go with tulip as love tulips x ![]() ![]() ![]() As long as he’s not a Rotter, damn. ![]() | |||
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"Hmmm! Not sure what mine is? But will go with tulip as love tulips x ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" And if a popular male forum user had started it the comments would have been much different. Now we need a “nail on head” emoji too! ![]() ![]() What about telling him that what he was saying was bollocks? | |||
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"I thought it was either an innie or an outie? Mine was an outie, now it’s an innie ![]() ![]() They can be. Innies are so much more feminine too. Better choice of underwear available as bonus ![]() | |||
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"I mean look, I'm a fucking idiot but even as an idiot I know that if I try to patronise women by categorising their vaginas " Female here and not feeling patronised | |||
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