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"Also playing British bulldog
Why not ?
Unexpected rapping of the knuckles with a ruler; taken by the ear to headmaster’s office; strip search; diet of all bran for three days to name a few "
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"The Welsh knot the Welsh knot ?"
It was a piece of wood with WN on it which stood for Welsh Not. If a child was heard speaking Welsh in school they were given it. If another child was heard speaking Welsh they were passed it. At the end of the day the child with the Welsh Not had some form of punishment, usually corporal.
It was done to discourage speaking Welsh when the powers that be were trying to erase Welsh as a language. |
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"The Welsh knot the Welsh knot ?
It was a piece of wood with WN on it which stood for Welsh Not. If a child was heard speaking Welsh in school they were given it. If another child was heard speaking Welsh they were passed it. At the end of the day the child with the Welsh Not had some form of punishment, usually corporal.
It was done to discourage speaking Welsh when the powers that be were trying to erase Welsh as a language."
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Miss Black, my primary school's deputy head's choice of punishment. She was a black plimsole.
The headmaster prefered to use the cane.
He also used to send me up onto the school roof to gather all the footballs & tennis balls that would end up there! |
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"Miss Black, my primary school's deputy head's choice of punishment. She was a black plimsole.
The headmaster prefered to use the cane.
He also used to send me up onto the school roof to gather all the footballs & tennis balls that would end up there!"
Going on the school roof imagine it happening today  |
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too many to mention, it was quite nice growing up in a world where the word woke didnt exist, never did me any harm being canned etc, taught me alot about respect and doing the right thing, but i supose things move on, but sometimes not always for the better |
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A teacher awarding stars for good behaviour and skulls for bad behaviour... and then, at the end of the year, taking the kid with the most skulls out into the top playground and staging a mock execution by firing squad.
Apart from that, he's a contender for the best teacher I've ever had. |
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"A teacher awarding stars for good behaviour and skulls for bad behaviour... and then, at the end of the year, taking the kid with the most skulls out into the top playground and staging a mock execution by firing squad.
Apart from that, he's a contender for the best teacher I've ever had. "
Hahahhaaaaaaaa, im dying laughing right now |
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Being singled out for bad behaviour, these days it's seen as a no no bless the poor darlings now day's.
Do whatever the fuck they want and claim victimisation if they get told off.
Something that wouldn't happen today.
Being made to stand up in assembly for talking and having to stand throughout. |
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"A teacher awarding stars for good behaviour and skulls for bad behaviour... and then, at the end of the year, taking the kid with the most skulls out into the top playground and staging a mock execution by firing squad.
Apart from that, he's a contender for the best teacher I've ever had. "
They should have used live ammo.
Would have been far more effective and you can bet there would have been zero skulls the next term.  |
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Another time I had to pick up some geography books. Standing outside the classroom with others the school nut case decided to spit in my face. I dropped the books and punched him all over the corridor. I was taken to the headmaster office who asked me if I'd used my feet as other lad was severely bruised. I hadn't and others supported me. The headmaster finally accepted that and told me about time someone give him a good hiding!! |
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over a year ago
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Ruler
Chalk board duster thrown at your head
Teacher calling you all slags
Smoking in the toilets
Male PE teacher in the girls changing room (not sure it was allowed then actually) |
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Had a teacher in primary school, he had a long garden cane with a wooden cotton reel at each end, big one and a small one. He would stand behind you, rest the reel on your head and then flick the cane up and down.
IT FUCKING HURT!!!!!
In middle school if any of the lads got gobby with one of the Male teachers it would often end up with them getting a good few punches off him. |
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The cane.
Standing outside in the pissing down rain for half an hour in one spot.
Standing facing the wall with hands on head then the teacher catches you laughing and pushes your head into the wall.
Being kicked in the shins by a teacher.
Blackboard duster lobbed at your head.
That’s the valley for you! |
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getting the ruler across the back of your legs. I did when i was at primary school for looking through the staff room window at the dentist checking the pupils teeth. To me it wasnt justified because the staff room window was big.it overlooked the playground and had nets up.but because me and another pupil had come right up to the window to look in we both got the ruler. Family werent happy.and years later when i told my dentist what had happened he was totally shocked. |
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"You read all these stories and we have all been there was it character building "
In my youth, had the cane several times,the slipper, rulers across hand, blackboard rubbers thrown at me I was put in a remedial class just because I had dyslexia, humiliated, bullied and neglected and this was the teachers.
Character building naaaaa traumatized more like. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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There was in one secondary school, a sadistic Technical teacher, who one day on seeing the note from my mother asking me to be removed from Tech Drawing because I'd broken my only pair of glasses, he refused it, dragged me out and squashed my face hard on the blackboard. When I cried in pain, he shouted out "here's a wuss!" I reacted and kicked him between his legs, to shouts and applause from other pupils. He tried to have me arrested for assault but failed.
It took a year for the authorities to get rid of him!
Other teachers who were deadly accurate with flying chalk, blackboard rubbers, and pens. Where did they learn such accuracy? |
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"There was in one secondary school, a sadistic Technical teacher, who one day on seeing the note from my mother asking me to be removed from Tech Drawing because I'd broken my only pair of glasses, he refused it, dragged me out and squashed my face hard on the blackboard. When I cried in pain, he shouted out "here's a wuss!" I reacted and kicked him between his legs, to shouts and applause from other pupils. He tried to have me arrested for assault but failed.
It took a year for the authorities to get rid of him!
Other teachers who were deadly accurate with flying chalk, blackboard rubbers, and pens. Where did they learn such accuracy?"
one offs these teachers did they go to accuracy school |
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"You read all these stories and we have all been there was it character building
In my youth, had the cane several times,the slipper, rulers across hand, blackboard rubbers thrown at me I was put in a remedial class just because I had dyslexia, humiliated, bullied and neglected and this was the teachers.
Character building naaaaa traumatized more like."
sounds rough !!!
I’ve a similar story got literally smacked around by my d*unk ass science teacher the humiliation off getting kneed in the back while trying to open the door to escape !!!! This was a once off but the rubbers/pencils and what ever the old d*unk scruff could manage to throw was regular !
Some teachers in fairness where whack balls! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"There was in one secondary school, a sadistic Technical teacher, who one day on seeing the note from my mother asking me to be removed from Tech Drawing because I'd broken my only pair of glasses, he refused it, dragged me out and squashed my face hard on the blackboard. When I cried in pain, he shouted out "here's a wuss!" I reacted and kicked him between his legs, to shouts and applause from other pupils. He tried to have me arrested for assault but failed.
It took a year for the authorities to get rid of him!
Other teachers who were deadly accurate with flying chalk, blackboard rubbers, and pens. Where did they learn such accuracy?one offs these teachers did they go to accuracy school "
I also had teachers who could tell any culprit without looking up from their desk, of when writing on the boards with their back to the class, but always knew 100%!
Eh? Magic powers???? |
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"There was in one secondary school, a sadistic Technical teacher, who one day on seeing the note from my mother asking me to be removed from Tech Drawing because I'd broken my only pair of glasses, he refused it, dragged me out and squashed my face hard on the blackboard. When I cried in pain, he shouted out "here's a wuss!" I reacted and kicked him between his legs, to shouts and applause from other pupils. He tried to have me arrested for assault but failed.
It took a year for the authorities to get rid of him!
Other teachers who were deadly accurate with flying chalk, blackboard rubbers, and pens. Where did they learn such accuracy?one offs these teachers did they go to accuracy school
I also had teachers who could tell any culprit without looking up from their desk, of when writing on the boards with their back to the class, but always knew 100%!
Eh? Magic powers????"
Probably rejected from hogworts ! Or just pricks |
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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As others have said about chalk , blackboard rubbers. I had a teacher who taught us languages. French and German. If he said your name . You learned to duck as either chalk , blackboard rubber was heading your way. This often as he turned around from writing on blackboard. Do these teachers have eyes in back of heads or some special talent both for knowing who is not paying attention and able to hit persons head with chalk ect.  |
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English master arrested for being naked on a beach. Sports master watching us all in the communal showers, a caning from the head. French teacher calling the boys by their last name and girls by their first name. |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"Don't ask about the back seat of the school bus - rural Devon!"
Or the back seat on ANY coach. Seasoned drivers would always say a few things like the back seat is either - The alcoholics, the card school, or the sexual athletes. To add to that, some would say " the Card School play Strip Poker and celebrating with booze!" |
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"You read all these stories and we have all been there was it character building
In my youth, had the cane several times,the slipper, rulers across hand, blackboard rubbers thrown at me I was put in a remedial class just because I had dyslexia, humiliated, bullied and neglected and this was the teachers.
Character building naaaaa traumatized more like."
So as a teacher, your colleagues shouldn't have abused you. |
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"Don't ask about the back seat of the school bus - rural Devon!
Or the back seat on ANY coach. Seasoned drivers would always say a few things like the back seat is either - The alcoholics, the card school, or the sexual athletes. To add to that, some would say " the Card School play Strip Poker and celebrating with booze!""
I feel like I’ve missed out on my coach rides to school !!!!
Kids playing strip poker ?
I’m kinda appalled yet impressed!
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"Don't ask about the back seat of the school bus - rural Devon!
Or the back seat on ANY coach. Seasoned drivers would always say a few things like the back seat is either - The alcoholics, the card school, or the sexual athletes. To add to that, some would say " the Card School play Strip Poker and celebrating with booze!"
I feel like I’ve missed out on my coach rides to school !!!!
Kids playing strip poker ?
I’m kinda appalled yet impressed!
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Wish I had gone to your school |
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"Don't ask about the back seat of the school bus - rural Devon!
Or the back seat on ANY coach. Seasoned drivers would always say a few things like the back seat is either - The alcoholics, the card school, or the sexual athletes. To add to that, some would say " the Card School play Strip Poker and celebrating with booze!"
I feel like I’ve missed out on my coach rides to school !!!!
Kids playing strip poker ?
I’m kinda appalled yet impressed!
Wish I had gone to your school "
I know right ! ? Thought I was cool smoking,cursing and littering !
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Don't ask about the back seat of the school bus - rural Devon!
Or the back seat on ANY coach. Seasoned drivers would always say a few things like the back seat is either - The alcoholics, the card school, or the sexual athletes. To add to that, some would say " the Card School play Strip Poker and celebrating with booze!"
I feel like I’ve missed out on my coach rides to school !!!!
Kids playing strip poker ?
I’m kinda appalled yet impressed!
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When I worked in hotel management and in some, we had coach trips in, on the day they all left, I'd go on board, say goodbye, wish them all a safe trip home, and then ask who on the back seat belonged in which category?
Always raised a lot of laughs and the coach driver having a coronary at the same time! |
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"Don't ask about the back seat of the school bus - rural Devon!
Or the back seat on ANY coach. Seasoned drivers would always say a few things like the back seat is either - The alcoholics, the card school, or the sexual athletes. To add to that, some would say " the Card School play Strip Poker and celebrating with booze!"
I feel like I’ve missed out on my coach rides to school !!!!
Kids playing strip poker ?
I’m kinda appalled yet impressed!
When I worked in hotel management and in some, we had coach trips in, on the day they all left, I'd go on board, say goodbye, wish them all a safe trip home, and then ask who on the back seat belonged in which category?
Always raised a lot of laughs and the coach driver having a coronary at the same time!"
I’m sure you got a great laugh they where all shit faced |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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"Canings, detentions, lines, plenty of flying chalk, surnames only, hair considered too long and you were sent in break to hairdresser for 'regulation'trim ! "
You are lucky you only had canes. In Scotland, we had the Tawse, or the Belt to give its usual name.
I long slim shaped piece of leather about 2' long, of which 10" was split into 2 strands each just under half an inch thick. It could vary depending on education authority wishes.
The other end was hardened to allow teachers a better grip.
It was only supposed to be applied by teachers standing at 90 degrees to the pupil, so the split ends came down across the palm / fingers.
But some teachers faced the pupil, and it hit your hand straight on, hitting the length of the fingers and full palm.
Some teachers misjudged how close they were, and instead of hitting all the full fingers, only caught from the last knuckles before the palm, but the split ends hit the wrists and a bit further up. Those latter parts could produce bruising.
Generally, it was only supposed to be 6 strokes ( 3 on each hand) as a maximum. Some teachers delivered 6 on EACH hand.
It hurt like hell! Even the class Hard Men could be reduced to tears! You couldn't write for an hour afterwards!
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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago
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"Canings, detentions, lines, plenty of flying chalk, surnames only, hair considered too long and you were sent in break to hairdresser for 'regulation'trim ! "
My school had regulation hair cut. No hair longer than shirt collar uniform. I used to play table tennis for school and county juniors. Also was the captain for all years at the school . The headmaster was an ex England player. My hair was longer and during one dinner time the headmaster used sometimes join in to practice and watch us, give some tips etc. My hair came adrift from collar . His first words was haircut plus see me after practice. I got a big earache etc for not showing leadership and not conforming to school rules. I was in my last year. His last words to me was ensure “ I do not see that happen again” . My hair was not cut and he actually knew as photos appeared in local papers about school / county results. |
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"Canings, detentions, lines, plenty of flying chalk, surnames only, hair considered too long and you were sent in break to hairdresser for 'regulation'trim !
You are lucky you only had canes. In Scotland, we had the Tawse, or the Belt to give its usual name.
I long slim shaped piece of leather about 2' long, of which 10" was split into 2 strands each just under half an inch thick. It could vary depending on education authority wishes.
The other end was hardened to allow teachers a better grip.
It was only supposed to be applied by teachers standing at 90 degrees to the pupil, so the split ends came down across the palm / fingers.
But some teachers faced the pupil, and it hit your hand straight on, hitting the length of the fingers and full palm.
Some teachers misjudged how close they were, and instead of hitting all the full fingers, only caught from the last knuckles before the palm, but the split ends hit the wrists and a bit further up. Those latter parts could produce bruising.
Generally, it was only supposed to be 6 strokes ( 3 on each hand) as a maximum. Some teachers delivered 6 on EACH hand.
It hurt like hell! Even the class Hard Men could be reduced to tears! You couldn't write for an hour afterwards!
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Ooo that was a good read 
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"I was taught by ex-Borstal teachers.
We didn't know it was a rough school until new kids came into class ex borstal teachers you couldn't make it up could you "
A lot of things happened there which I couldn't describe as without either getting a ban or shaking a wasps nest. |
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I had 10 years at Boarding School, at ma second one, if the Deputy Housemaster caught you mucking about in the dormitory after lights out, he would select 3 random boys and lake them to the laundry room. His weapon of choice was a black plimsol which was affectionately known as Bernard.
It would have hurt more if he'd used a wet lettuce leaf |
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I went to an all girls school that was like something out of the 130s. I remember being really surprised years later when my brother told me that Grange Hill was an accurate reflection of his experience at school.  |
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"Kiss chase, would open up a can of worms these days
Or throwing worms at girls !
That was a thing back then
Meant you definitely fancied them
Wasn’t that pulling their hair "
That was also a full proof tactic correct !
I used to be smooth AF !
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
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"Kiss chase, would open up a can of worms these days
Or throwing worms at girls !
That was a thing back then
Meant you definitely fancied them
Wasn’t that pulling their hair
That was also a full proof tactic correct !
I used to be smooth AF !
What happened "
Some women like having their pulled now |
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"Kiss chase, would open up a can of worms these days
Or throwing worms at girls !
That was a thing back then
Meant you definitely fancied them
Wasn’t that pulling their hair
That was also a full proof tactic correct !
I used to be smooth AF !
What happened
Some women like having their pulled now "
Oh........! Nice witty come back !
Well played !
Really tho ? That’s news to me ? I honestly wouldn’t know I’m more in to watching rom coms munching on Ben & Jerry’s and cuddling intently!?
Calm urself now
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over a year ago
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"Kiss chase, would open up a can of worms these days
Or throwing worms at girls !
That was a thing back then
Meant you definitely fancied them
Wasn’t that pulling their hair
That was also a full proof tactic correct !
I used to be smooth AF !
What happened
Some women like having their pulled now
Oh........! Nice witty come back !
Well played !
Really tho ? That’s news to me ? I honestly wouldn’t know I’m more in to watching rom coms munching on Ben & Jerry’s and cuddling intently!?
Calm urself now
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Your a new man then, I don’t even like ice cream, so you would have to work harder |
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When I was about 9/10 my teacher used to smack me across the back of the legs if I was late getting to school... Which was a fair bit because my friend, that I walked there with, was a fucking nightmare, farting about in the mornings  |
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"When I was about 9/10 my teacher used to smack me across the back of the legs if I was late getting to school... Which was a fair bit because my friend, that I walked there with, was a fucking nightmare, farting about in the mornings "
Sorry your pal sounds fucking rank |
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"When I was about 9/10 my teacher used to smack me across the back of the legs if I was late getting to school... Which was a fair bit because my friend, that I walked there with, was a fucking nightmare, farting about in the mornings
Sorry your pal sounds fucking rank "
She was a bit of a knob tbf... Think we were only mates because out mums knew each other, from school and she lived around the corner lol |
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"Kiss chase, would open up a can of worms these days
Or throwing worms at girls !
That was a thing back then
Meant you definitely fancied them
Wasn’t that pulling their hair
That was also a full proof tactic correct !
I used to be smooth AF !
What happened
Some women like having their pulled now
Oh........! Nice witty come back !
Well played !
Really tho ? That’s news to me ? I honestly wouldn’t know I’m more in to watching rom coms munching on Ben & Jerry’s and cuddling intently!?
Calm urself now
Your a new man then, I don’t even like ice cream, so you would have to work harder "
Work harder ? I think it’s you that needs to pull up there socks if I’m been honest ? I didn’t ask if you liked ice cream the point is I do
There’s tones of different types out there you got to approve of one !
I’m all about compromise which ever one I like we’ll go with that one  fair ? |
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"When I was about 9/10 my teacher used to smack me across the back of the legs if I was late getting to school... Which was a fair bit because my friend, that I walked there with, was a fucking nightmare, farting about in the mornings
Sorry your pal sounds fucking rank
She was a bit of a knob tbf... Think we were only mates because out mums knew each other, from school and she lived around the corner lol"
Any other back story’s ??? Riveting stuff! Na I’m kidding !
Yeah hope she’s still not hobbling around dropping farts at 8:00am !
You know better  |
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Going through puberty early and having uncontrollable erections constantly before most people in our school year. In hindsight it’s funny but at the time it was weird as hell, it was for me anyway it seemed the thing just did what it wanted when it wanted. School mates started to notice and make a joke of it in classes, the teachers started to notice what was happening. Most of them threw me out of the class for making a commotion, except our history teacher who just plainly said it’s natural etc it happens to us all it’s no problem. The following lessons some girls asked to see it and touch it in class so I let them, I actually got it out gods honest truth. The teacher just carried on with the lesson knowing full well what was happening but didn’t bat an eyelid. Never thought much of it at the time and really enjoyed the attention, thinking back though the teacher knowing and encouraging it was freaky as hell. |
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"When I was about 9/10 my teacher used to smack me across the back of the legs if I was late getting to school... Which was a fair bit because my friend, that I walked there with, was a fucking nightmare, farting about in the mornings
Sorry your pal sounds fucking rank
She was a bit of a knob tbf... Think we were only mates because out mums knew each other, from school and she lived around the corner lol
Any other back story’s ??? Riveting stuff! Na I’m kidding !
Yeah hope she’s still not hobbling around dropping farts at 8:00am !
You know better "
Hahaha I totally do!  |
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Seeing your fit, fresh from university, RE teacher going to play football in his gear after school and wolf whistling him and shouting 'sexy legs' in 1997 in year 7 :-/.
On the flip side, the dinner lady at primary school who used to always shout 'sexy legs' at me when she saw me in shorts.
Or the time I stood on some guys conker in year 6 and this guy spat in my face and, for some reason - I don't know why she thought this would benefit me - the teacher stood us both up in class and starting screaming at him that he could have given me HIV and other things. Pretty scary to hear aged ten.
Or the time a guy in my year got caught dealing drugs IN PRIMARY SCHOOL age ten and, the same teacher, publicly shamed him.
Ah, the 90s. I miss them.
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I remember reading some chap writing on a fairly similar post as this one on Fab a few years ago. He quipped...
"When I was at school I got my bare, naked legs slapped hard by a middle aged woman. For free. Have to pay good money for that these days!"
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Fingering a girl in my class under the table in chemistry. And spying on the female PE teacher getting changed from a sky light. Only seen her in her bra but it gave me multiple adolescent wanks! |
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Did anyone have a teacher they really fancied? There was one in our school who all the lads used to say would be up for it, rumour was she'd had sex with a pupil years before. But I'd say that was teenage bullshit! Lol |
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"Did anyone have a teacher they really fancied? There was one in our school who all the lads used to say would be up for it, rumour was she'd had sex with a pupil years before. But I'd say that was teenage bullshit! Lol "
Back Then I would of said bullshit !!!
Every day American teachers are caught knocking boots with pupils !
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"The Welsh knot the Welsh knot ?
It was a piece of wood with WN on it which stood for Welsh Not. If a child was heard speaking Welsh in school they were given it. If another child was heard speaking Welsh they were passed it. At the end of the day the child with the Welsh Not had some form of punishment, usually corporal.
It was done to discourage speaking Welsh when the powers that be were trying to erase Welsh as a language."
Yeah, to be fair have you heard the Welsh language? |
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"The Welsh knot the Welsh knot ?
It was a piece of wood with WN on it which stood for Welsh Not. If a child was heard speaking Welsh in school they were given it. If another child was heard speaking Welsh they were passed it. At the end of the day the child with the Welsh Not had some form of punishment, usually corporal.
It was done to discourage speaking Welsh when the powers that be were trying to erase Welsh as a language.
Yeah, to be fair have you heard the Welsh language? "
Joke! Jane is Welsh and speaks it fluently. |
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"The Welsh knot the Welsh knot ?
It was a piece of wood with WN on it which stood for Welsh Not. If a child was heard speaking Welsh in school they were given it. If another child was heard speaking Welsh they were passed it. At the end of the day the child with the Welsh Not had some form of punishment, usually corporal.
It was done to discourage speaking Welsh when the powers that be were trying to erase Welsh as a language.
Yeah, to be fair have you heard the Welsh language?
Joke! Jane is Welsh and speaks it fluently. "
Yeah like the irish language !
It’s like grass been chopped with a eater !
It’s harsh on the ears |
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Humiliation
If you made mistakes in your writing the Headmaster would pull you up to the front of the class and pick apart your mistakes to your peers while you stood there
I am dyslexic so I was up there every day for that. As a consequence I was bullied by the class.
Once the head got that frustrated he punch me numerous times on the arm, Dad noticed the bruises and went batshit at him.
Primary School was not a happy place |
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"I helped one of my teachers skin a deer that he'd hit and killed in his car on the way to school that morning! 
What the duck? Are you for real? "
I wouldn’t even question that !
Why would you ? |
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Giving the belt for coming for not shaving and growing a beard, I was 15, teacher had baby face, so think a bit of jealousy!
Punishment: arms held out with a weight in each arm and forced to keep arms extended.
Teachers coming into class smelling of Guinness.
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I remember having my pants and undies pulled down and my bare bum smacked
Imagine someone trying to do that to a 14 year old lad these days
He'd get chinned and, most probably, sacked |
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"Doing PE in your pants if you forgot your kit.
Strangely never happened twice.
LOL. I remember this "
The funniest thing I remember seeing was one lad in his white Y fronts and Doc Martin boots on his feet.
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"I helped one of my teachers skin a deer that he'd hit and killed in his car on the way to school that morning!
What the duck? Are you for real?
I wouldn’t even question that !
Why would you ? "
I guess curiosity killed the cat...or should I say...deer? |
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"Doing PE in your pants if you forgot your kit.
Strangely never happened twice.
LOL. I remember this
The funniest thing I remember seeing was one lad in his white Y fronts and Doc Martin boots on his feet.
Looked hilarious "
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"The Welsh knot the Welsh knot ?
It was a piece of wood with WN on it which stood for Welsh Not. If a child was heard speaking Welsh in school they were given it. If another child was heard speaking Welsh they were passed it. At the end of the day the child with the Welsh Not had some form of punishment, usually corporal.
It was done to discourage speaking Welsh when the powers that be were trying to erase Welsh as a language.
Yeah, to be fair have you heard the Welsh language?
Joke! Jane is Welsh and speaks it fluently.
Yeah like the irish language !
It’s like grass been chopped with a eater !
It’s harsh on the ears "
There’s isn’t anything more wrong with the Irish language than there is with the English, Welch, Scottish or Ulster/Scots languages |
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We had one teacher who was a raving loonatic and would scream shout and throw anything he could get his hands on including chairs!!
One lesson he got so angry he was holding a ruler in his hand and smacked the desk to get our attention, now normally this wouldn't have been a problem however...
This time instead of a wooden ruler he had a metal one and instead of hitting desk flat side he did it on the edge and proceeded to slice his hand open on the edge of the ruler as he slammed it onto the table.
He was livid and actually gave the whole class a detention!! |
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Having board dusters or bunches of keys hurled at you. May have just been one Welsh teacher at my school; having you stand in a stress position at the front of the class |
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We used to light the gas taps in the chemistry lab, was great fun.
Had a chemistry teacher who would let us play with the mercury, had a gallon of it and would pour a load of it in a beaker. We would take turns dipping our hands in (feels odd) and would scoop a bit out and then play with it on the desk for the rest of the lesson. |
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I remember 2 of my mates from highscool decided to bunk off school for the day, and had gone back to one of their houses after his mum had left for work. They thought it would be funny to ring the school to say there was a bomb in the building. The whole school was evacuated, until the police could give the all clear. Best part was my mate hadn't withheld the phone number, so they were busted shortly after.
Wpuld have loved to be a fly on the wall when his parents got home! |
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Blackboard duster thrown at you, catching it and throwing it back...probably assault now.
Reading Sounds and the NME in the class when asked what you were doing saying it was “cultural enlightenment”
Rugby when the PE teacher was also playing, him kicking fuck out of you and you getting the boot into him, at the end both laughing about it.
Drinking with some teachers in the snooker hall outside of school when you were 16 and both them and you should have been in class?? |
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I did used to like the back seats of the school bus. But only because there were some bad pot holes on the route to school.
And if the driver caught one we'd get bounced up into the air like a fairground ride.
Probably not allowed today either |
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"We used to light the gas taps in the chemistry lab, was great fun.
Had a chemistry teacher who would let us play with the mercury, had a gallon of it and would pour a load of it in a beaker. We would take turns dipping our hands in (feels odd) and would scoop a bit out and then play with it on the desk for the rest of the lesson."
Holy fuck !! |
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"Miss Black, my primary school's deputy head's choice of punishment. She was a black plimsole.
The headmaster prefered to use the cane.
He also used to send me up onto the school roof to gather all the footballs & tennis balls that would end up there!Going on the school roof imagine it happening today "
My primary school playground was on the roof. |
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By *oss11Man
over a year ago
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"Doing PE in your pants if you forgot your kit.
Strangely never happened twice."
Why was this a male only punishment? I can never remember the girls in our school having to do this ( there were a few I’d have liked to seem so this ) |
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"Doing PE in your pants if you forgot your kit.
Strangely never happened twice.
Why was this a male only punishment? I can never remember the girls in our school having to do this ( there were a few I’d have liked to seem so this ) "
It wasn't gender specific at my school. Vest n pants regardless. |
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