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Tonight Matthew, I’ll be having sex with:

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

(Choose one of the following)

Matt Hancock, Dominic Cummings or Piers Morgan?

Miriam Margoyles, Anne Widdecombe or Mary Berry?

Generous choices I have supplied, I think you will agree

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry I'm double booked, I promised my hand some quality time.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fuck me…. I’ll go for the Hancock….. but I’m very reluctant

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By *an4funMan over a year ago

london

Given those choices - I would rather put my cock through a blender and drink the results.

With a slice of lime naturally

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Sorry I'm double booked, I promised my hand some quality time.

Are you sure I can’t tempt you to one of this divine selection for a future encounter?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mary Berry, no brainer, imagine the snacks after!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"(Choose one of the following)

Matt Hancock, Dominic Cummings or Piers Morgan?

Miriam Margoyles, Anne Widdecombe or Mary Berry?

Generous choices I have supplied, I think you will agree

Tonight Matthew I’ll be masturbating

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Matt and Mary, please Matthew.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Fuck me…. I’ll go for the Hancock….. but I’m very reluctant "

His all fumbling, bum grabbing technique is quite noteworthy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miriam Margoyles gives off a "good in bed" vibe. Anne Widdecombe is easily ruled out.

But god... the selection of blokes...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Thank God it's washing hair night.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Mary Berry she's had many affairs apparently,

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By * Lexi xWoman over a year ago

stockport

I’ll go with Piers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Sorry I'm double booked, I promised my hand some quality time.

Are you sure I can’t tempt you to one of this divine selection for a future encounter?

Provided I'm given a pill beforehand, that rids me of any memory of the occasion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fuck me…. I’ll go for the Hancock….. but I’m very reluctant

His all fumbling, bum grabbing technique is quite noteworthy

I just see through his bullshit but he can squeeze by bum while I check fab/social media lol … I really despise the other two more.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Miriam Margoyles is a lesbian I think, if that makes a difference to anyone’s choices

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sorry, im busy cleaning my ears with a cotton bud tonight x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Miriam Margoyles is a lesbian I think, if that makes a difference to anyone’s choices"

Mary it is then

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hmmm….I’m noticing a distinct absence of enthusiasm here.

Shall I throw in Donald Trump and the late, Barbara Cartland in to spice things up a bit?

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What!!!! No Ena Sharples, Nora Batty or Dot Cotton? Think I'll pass on your choices OP, thank you kindly

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No contest.

I'll take Piers

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"What!!!! No Ena Sharples, Nora Batty or Dot Cotton? Think I'll pass on your choices OP, thank you kindly

Phwoar! That list has instantly sent the bloody rushing to my phallus! Throw in Ethel Skinner as well and I’ll explode everywhere like Mount Vesuvius

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