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By *m A Fucker OP Man
over a year ago
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I don't bite unless you want me to.....
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You're in your own time now lads". If you know, you know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I absolutely hate when someone says the word " Enjoy " on its own..drives me up the fucking wall... |
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How's you...it drives me up the wall. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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professional, seeks the same  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be kind  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Those who cba changing age filters and happy to meet a 99yr old..
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
grangemouth |
Asset-stripping. Vile word for a vile practice. |
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Heavy Cummer
Been here before
Sydney universe crap
Don’t want to fuck the whole site 
Man in the streets freak in the sheets
Bull
The list goes on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not a phrase, but when someone calls me "Fella". |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
A statement ended with 'i'm not gonna lie' |
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Nom. Those cookery books called "A Pinch of Nom" might be really good but I just can't look at them 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Japs-eye. Makes me cringe and probably slightly racist  |
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"Not a phrase, but when someone calls me "Fella"."
And this fucking hate it! No matter how friendly it is said! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I absolutely hate when someone says the word " Enjoy " on its own..drives me up the fucking wall..."
Savor |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looking to unload ...Ewww"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hun" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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End of the day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"professional, seeks the same "
Tis more polite than saying what it actually means though 
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Old boss of mine had several annoying phrases. Worst one been "we need to take a helicopter view".
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Those who cba changing age filters and happy to meet a 99yr old..
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Not seen that phrase much. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By close of play (shudder) |
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"Heavy Cummer
Been here before
Sydney universe crap
Don’t want to fuck the whole site
Man in the streets freak in the sheets
Bull
The list goes on "
The don't want to fuck the whole site does my tree in too....Dude the whole site don't want to shag you too |
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I keep seeing some posts with “ amp amp amp “ on them, what the hell does it mean? |
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"Not a phrase, but when someone calls me "Fella"."
...presumably short for cock sucking? |
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"I keep seeing some posts with “ amp amp amp “ on them, what the hell does it mean?"
Its when they try to use an emoji that's not recognised. |
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"Heavy Cummer
Been here before
Sydney universe crap
Don’t want to fuck the whole site
Man in the streets freak in the sheets
Bull
The list goes on The don't want to fuck the whole site does my tree in too....Dude the whole site don't want to shag you too "
Howling makes me chuckle |
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Good girl.
Cringe. Cringe. Cringe. |
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"I keep seeing some posts with “ amp amp amp “ on them, what the hell does it mean?"
the ampersand or & symbol sometimes shows as amp |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ah right, ok, thank you "
I’d rather ‘whatever, now fuck off” - feels more real and less patronising. You know where you stand with that one. |
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Who wants to empty me.
*instant block* |
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By *4Fun11Woman
over a year ago
Glasgow |
I hate being called ‘dear’ and I hate when someone says ‘trust me’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can only piss with the cock you've got.
I absolutely hate that saying/phrase. |
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"Who wants to empty me.
*instant block*"
Ditto ...So rude! |
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Football's coming home.
Please leave it where it is!!!!!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When people start threads with...
"How many women..."
Or
"How many men..."
This isn't family fortunes ffs |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Football's coming home.
Please leave it where it is!!!!!!!!! "
If the keeper could only catch it, then it might !
Not a lover of the game  |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
[Removed by poster at 30/06/21 00:28:27] |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
When as a mixed Male and Female group in any Food or Drink establishment, we're greeted by staff with, "Hi / Hello / Welcome Guys"
We're not all Guys!!
Grrr! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Not necessarily phrases, but people who put the copyright stuff on their fab profile or the Sydney Uni stuff, clearly they don’t understand how the internet works and that these statements mean nothing! You don’t own anything that you put online!
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Any request that does not end with "please".
Any gesture of receipt (verbal or physical) which does not end in "Thank you."
"Can I have ?" instead of "May I have ?"
"Awesome", especially when expressed in an over-the-top way.
My friend Jeff visited once from LA. I made him toast. He was besides himself with a litany of ever louder "Awesomes".
To all intents and purposes an observer may have been forgiven for thinking that Jeff was having a religious epiphany. Jeff certainly seemed to think so.
After checking that the Son of God had not mysteriously revealed his face on the more carbonised side of the toast in some Turin Shroud like moment heralding His Return, I was left with most awful dilemma.
Breakfast the following day was going to involve Sugar Puffs.
The anticipated sugar overload of Jeff's bloodstream and the stream of unknown utterances was enough to veer me away from my intended course of action and we dined on a packet of Rich Tea biscuits the following morning instead.
Crisis averted.
Sanity restored.
No further Awesome-sauce (That’s another).
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"Not a phrase, but when someone calls me "Fella"."
"Pal" is even worse...usually used prior to starting a fight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Holi-bobs.
And people who use the term “Staycation” incorrectly. A holiday in the UK is just that, it isn’t a staycation. |
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By *osineCouple
over a year ago
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I can not stand the double question marks. I may be busy, I may be in the loo, I may have just died or I am just being rude and ignoring you.
Really gets my back up |
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Going forward. Just...why? I saw that phrase take over meeting rooms faster than the clap in a knocking shop next to the docks!
If i hear it in a meeting i get very tempted to cough and smuggle the word "cunt" out simultaneously.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No.
Makes me real angry and I start hurling offensive messages till I get blocked |
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By *B69Woman
over a year ago
Wiltshire |
Can I ask you a question 
Wow your age must be wrong
How has lockdown been for you |
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I can not stand the double question marks. I may be busy, I may be in the loo, I may have just died or I am just being rude and ignoring you.
Really gets my back up"
I usually interpret them as a 'goodbye, please block me' |
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"Old boss of mine had several annoying phrases. Worst one been "we need to take a helicopter view".
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I had a boss who used to use that until I asked him if it was "mechanised seagull management"
"Whats that?" he said.
"Managers who fly in at a high level, make a lot of noise, shit on everybody and fly away" I don't recall him using it again.  " |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There's a few on here I'm guilty of! 
I have to agree with "it is what it is", that annoys me. Along with any of the bullshit bingo buzzwords you hear in work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"End of the day"
This for sure…which day? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Going forward. Just...why? I saw that phrase take over meeting rooms faster than the clap in a knocking shop next to the docks!
If i hear it in a meeting i get very tempted to cough and smuggle the word "cunt" out simultaneously.
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And this…you move forward or go back…how about the “get go” wtf does that mean? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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And finally…”cascading information “ awful management drivel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"End of the day
This for sure…which day?"
a good way to stop people usong this one is whenever you hear it, interupt them with "the sun goes down" and stare! Always works for me! |
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What are you exactly looking for on here .
Followed up with the scene from uncle Buck and the kid. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Heavy cummer, just vomit inducing! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drop me a message , no it’s send / forward a message!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘Pull your finger out of your arse’ when describing something that needs done ?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Crack on |
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Vote Conservative.
I brought this at the shop (The word is Bought)
I am triggered.
That offends me.
or
I find that offensive.
There is likely more, but I just woke up. Morning all.
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Think outside the box.
(who thinks in a box?)
You will regret it when your older.
(could die today and maybe the person will love the fact they were advenurous and free thinking in their youth)
Be kind
(maybe just be honest) |
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Work colleagues... Like there's any other type of colleagues! |
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By *1c4yMan
over a year ago
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''until next time'' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s a no brainer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When people use ‘yous’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""You're in your own time now lads". If you know, you know"
Lazy labourers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Snowflake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So many I'm guilty.of in the above posts
What really grinds my gears is the phrase "grinds my gears" lol
Me thinks (where do you even start with that abomination of a phrase)
"Oh, the joys" when in conversation about something that is clearly sucking any joy out of my life at that moment.
Horrendous phrases.
Apologies if I use any of anyone's phrases which annoy them.
Feel free to retaliate with any of the above.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It is what it is! "
I love this one. Solves massive arguments |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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LIKE used in between every other word.
Example:
“So I’m seeing Ben, like.. and we have such a fun time, like this is so amazing… like , do you get what I’m saying? It’s like… love!”
Stop using like so many freaking times!!! Makes you sound stupid |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Okie dokie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know what I mean
Don't want to offend you but
Not gona lie
Like inbetween every 3 words
No single guys
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"Holi-bobs.
And people who use the term “Staycation” incorrectly. A holiday in the UK is just that, it isn’t a staycation. "
Holi-bobs is just a disgrace,even if talking to an infant.
And staycation is total wank. |
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Teamwork makes the dream work.
This is rubbish as teamwork is for those who are so shit at their job they need someone else to blame their mistakes on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The new normal. "
This is the winner. X 1000 |
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"LIKE used in between every other word.
Example:
“So I’m seeing Ben, like.. and we have such a fun time, like this is so amazing… like , do you get what I’m saying? It’s like… love!”
Stop using like so many freaking times!!! Makes you sound stupid "
Also “like” being used to denote “said”.
As in, “and I was like whatever and she was like no way and I was like ... |
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To be honest
And
To be fair
We’re you being dishonest and unfair up until now????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teamwork makes the dream work.
This is rubbish as teamwork is for those who are so shit at their job they need someone else to blame their mistakes on"
Well, I mean, it isn't.
I agree the phrase is shite but there's very few jobs that one person does from start to finish without a team.... |
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"Teamwork makes the dream work.
This is rubbish as teamwork is for those who are so shit at their job they need someone else to blame their mistakes on"
I love your comment! You just love “there’s no I in team” and shit like that too |
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‘So to speak’
‘Most definitely’
A football one:
‘He put in a good shift’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Did you see ‘the’ football.
Every match is ‘the’ I’ve never got an idea what football game they’re on about and frankly, I don’t care. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Teamwork makes the dream work.
This is rubbish as teamwork is for those who are so shit at their job they need someone else to blame their mistakes on"
Oh Carol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did you see ‘the’ football.
Every match is ‘the’ I’ve never got an idea what football game they’re on about and frankly, I don’t care. "
Me too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"LIKE used in between every other word.
Example:
“So I’m seeing Ben, like.. and we have such a fun time, like this is so amazing… like , do you get what I’m saying? It’s like… love!”
Stop using like so many freaking times!!! Makes you sound stupid
Also “like” being used to denote “said”.
As in, “and I was like whatever and she was like no way and I was like ..."
Absolutely. That also. Makes people sound illiterate and that they were never thought how to put sentences together properly … |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The irrelevant ‘so’ at the start of a sentence |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Don't mention the war' needs to be dumped into the dustbin of history |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I keep seeing some posts with “ amp amp amp “ on them, what the hell does it mean?
the ampersand or & symbol sometimes shows as amp "
Shows someone has copy and pasted from elsewhere |
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By *batMan
over a year ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
"We'll have to agree to disagree."
Often used when their argument has no grounds whatsoever, but they want to leave the conversation thinking they said something that holds merit.
Gbat |
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‘Smile it might never happen’
What if it already has? How do you know what’s going on? What if I just want to be grumpy? |
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My bad
Be kind
I don’t care/give a fuck/toss/monkeys what anyone thinks of me.
I say it how it is
No offence but…….. |
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"LIKE used in between every other word.
Example:
“So I’m seeing Ben, like.. and we have such a fun time, like this is so amazing… like , do you get what I’m saying? It’s like… love!”
Stop using like so many freaking times!!! Makes you sound stupid "
Also literally over used incorrectly used
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"Can I get...."
NO, you can't "get" .... that's my job to get stuff..... if you "get" it then I'd be out of work......you would probably "get" it the wrong way too .... the only thing you can "get" is get to fuck.
Phew, thanks, feel better now |
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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago
Deepest darkest Peru |
Everything happens for a reason ..... especially when said to a grieving parent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bill gates is putting 5g chips in us by giving us free vaccine shots. Nothing is free mate ~ Dave and Karen |
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"Bill gates is putting 5g chips in us by giving us free vaccine shots. Nothing is free mate ~ Dave and Karen "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Big cocks only and when I say big I mean 9"+ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'They'
Who is they? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
Stronger? It might not have killed me physically ya cunt, but I'm dying inside. The happy go lucky, trusting, zest for lifey positive can do attitude person is well and truly gone, so yes, it has killed part of me. The part of me I used to love.
Fucking stronger my arse. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Everything happens for a reason |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Probably most phrases that have the word “but “ in them…everything before the ‘but’ is bollocks…which actually is another one |
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"Buddy
Dude "
Buddy, Dude, Fella and Pal are all used to convey patronism and contempt in forum replies.
The similar 'Squire' seems to have disappeared from regular use. |
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"Not looking for single guys"
Then you look at their Verifications and see that 50% are from single guys. |
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"LIKE used in between every other word.
Example:
“So I’m seeing Ben, like.. and we have such a fun time, like this is so amazing… like , do you get what I’m saying? It’s like… love!”
Stop using like so many freaking times!!! Makes you sound stupid
Also “like” being used to denote “said”.
As in, “and I was like whatever and she was like no way and I was like ...
Absolutely. That also. Makes people sound illiterate and that they were never thought how to put sentences together properly …"
Or how to spell the word taught |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mmmmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not looking for single guys
Then you look at their Verifications and see that 50% are from single guys. "
Ditto |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you just...
Have you thought about... |
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"Not looking for single guys
Then you look at their Verifications and see that 50% are from single guys. "
I'm not looking for anyone at all, yet I've got verifications. Does that make me a liar or does it mean right now, I'm not looking and back then I did meet?
Also, how do you know those single guys weren't at a club? Weren't at a party they attended?
They may have fulfilled all their single guy fantasies and now that side of their fuckit list is finished.
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I'll try anything once
I don't bite unless you want me to
Not looking to shag the whole site |
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Here is a photo of me, when i was younger.
(Nice can i see the ones when you are older) |
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"Not looking for single guys
Then you look at their Verifications and see that 50% are from single guys.
I'm not looking for anyone at all, yet I've got verifications. Does that make me a liar or does it mean right now, I'm not looking and back then I did meet?
Also, how do you know those single guys weren't at a club? Weren't at a party they attended?
They may have fulfilled all their single guy fantasies and now that side of their fuckit list is finished.
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A single guy is a single guy whether it be at a club, party or your front door, I stand by my comments. |
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"Not looking for single guys
Then you look at their Verifications and see that 50% are from single guys.
I'm not looking for anyone at all, yet I've got verifications. Does that make me a liar or does it mean right now, I'm not looking and back then I did meet?
Also, how do you know those single guys weren't at a club? Weren't at a party they attended?
They may have fulfilled all their single guy fantasies and now that side of their fuckit list is finished.
A single guy is a single guy whether it be at a club, party or your front door, I stand by my comments."
And I stand by mine, just because they aren't looking for now, doesn't mean they weren't looking for then, or received the veri as a byproduct of being in the same place. Doesn't mean they actually ARE looking for single guys.
I received a verification off someone who saw me on a bus once, we didn't even speak, i still don't know who they were
....does that mean I'm secretly looking for bus meets? |
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'VWE ' according to who? Dude please |
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" 'VWE ' according to who?
Dude please "
Comparison to the national average? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is what it is |
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'Can't be arsed'
A particularly unattractive phrase, which I would never utter, brought to mind after seeing another current thread. |
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"Holi-bobs.
And people who use the term “Staycation” incorrectly. A holiday in the UK is just that, it isn’t a staycation.
Holi-bobs is just a disgrace,even if talking to an infant.
And staycation is total wank. "
My life took a turn for the worse this morning when I was introduced, here, to 'holibobs'(sic)
It is even worse than the ghastly 'Crimbo' and presumably comes from the land of 'veggies' 'tinnies' and other infantile diminutives.
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over a year ago
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I don’t owe you a reply….! Well you just did |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need milking  |
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At the end of the day
You know what I mean?
I literally (insert blank) |
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I have ducked out of relationships with women who use the phrase '..and blah, blah, blah'.
I could not face hearing it 'on a daily basis' (there's another one for you) so have had to get out before things got too serious.
Nor could I live with anybody who says 'Ginnot amin?' or 'Dja get ma drift' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It is what it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Holi-bobs.
And people who use the term “Staycation” incorrectly. A holiday in the UK is just that, it isn’t a staycation.
Holi-bobs is just a disgrace,even if talking to an infant.
And staycation is total wank.
My life took a turn for the worse this morning when I was introduced, here, to 'holibobs'(sic)
It is even worse than the ghastly 'Crimbo' and presumably comes from the land of 'veggies' 'tinnies' and other infantile diminutives.
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Jollydays is fine though, yes? |
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Died on the spot? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't bite unless you want me to.....
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Definitely this! And
Hows fab treating you
Hi babe want some fun
What you doing now
Lol and a few more too! |
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By *onb21Woman
over a year ago
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Doms who refer to themselves in the third person. |
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over a year ago
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'in theory' is THE most used phrase in my office and I want to die every single time I hear it. Most of the time it doesn't actually make sense |
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Your cheque is in the post.
Who the f**k pays by cheque nowadays? |
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Never assume
As if you do you make an ASS out of U and ME |
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"Your cheque is in the post.
Who the f**k pays by cheque nowadays? "
I do for some things.
There is always the slim chance that it will clear your debt but get lost in the system! |
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"Can i ask you a question? "
This does my head in! |
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"The proof is in the pudding."
Noooooo!
The proof OF the pudding is in the EATING.
There is no proof in the sodding pudding! |
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Not trying to teach you to suck eggs.
Please do, because I've never sucked an egg before. |
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"I need milking "
Get your udders out then .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No offence….followed by an offensive line |
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"Adulting"
As in "I cannot Adult today" or "I've done all my Adulting for the day".
It sounds so infantile. (Ok, perhaps "Littles" could use it genuinely in a play scene).
Anyway, I'm going for a juice, then grabbing my blankie and going for nap-nap, if anyone needs me.
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By (user no longer on site)
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""Adulting"
As in "I cannot Adult today" or "I've done all my Adulting for the day".
It sounds so infantile. (Ok, perhaps "Littles" could use it genuinely in a play scene).
Anyway, I'm going for a juice, then grabbing my blankie and going for nap-nap, if anyone needs me.
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That’s exactly the point |
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It’s wine o’clock!
Not by my watch it ain’t! |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
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The phrase or incorrectly used wording is to apply personalisation to objects.
EG, a bus which isn't in use can have a destination blind message of - "Sorry, I'm not in Use!" (It's a sodding Bus, not a human being!).
Or the supermarket trolley notice I saw last week - "If I have wonky or difficult wheels, please take me to a number of shop staff and report me".
Eh? What planet are some people on?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The phrase or incorrectly used wording is to apply personalisation to objects.
EG, a bus which isn't in use can have a destination blind message of - "Sorry, I'm not in Use!" (It's a sodding Bus, not a human being!).
Or the supermarket trolley notice I saw last week - "If I have wonky or difficult wheels, please take me to a number of shop staff and report me".
Eh? What planet are some people on??"
Who says that? Never heard anyone say it myself |
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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago
Hull |
"The phrase or incorrectly used wording is to apply personalisation to objects.
EG, a bus which isn't in use can have a destination blind message of - "Sorry, I'm not in Use!" (It's a sodding Bus, not a human being!).
Or the supermarket trolley notice I saw last week - "If I have wonky or difficult wheels, please take me to a number of shop staff and report me".
Eh? What planet are some people on??
Who says that? Never heard anyone say it myself "
Asda do these signs; there was one the other day in my local store, about a till that was broken. It could have had a sign saying- Out of Order, but No, there was a sign saying, "I'm broken, please use the till next to me". |
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over a year ago
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‘Open minded’ |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
"My door is always open" - no it's not & half the time you're not there!
Mike Bassett: England Manager (spoof), finds a note from the previous England manager under the mat asking the head of English football whether he should drop Mick Shannon or not... |
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So, followed by anything…. I’ve already gone at the so..!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hey…so…job done…now back to the silo |
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over a year ago
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"Those who cba changing age filters and happy to meet a 99yr old..
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And someone over 50 happy to meet an 18yr old. I don't get it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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FB status' that say "I'm so angry (or another strong emotion)", but then say they can't say why, or say they'll message a select few of those who ask. |
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