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Following on from the swearing thread yesterday, sometimes even the most polite of folk can become rampant potty mouths during sex it seems.
Indeed, I have been quite shocked previously to be told to and I quote, ‘Fuck me you fucking bastard!’ Etc (and this from a lady who I never heard swear before!)
Are you guilty of this?
What sort of obscenities do you tend to utter during sex?
Don’t be shy - your secret is safe with me…..and everyone else who reads this
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over a year ago
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"Not much of a swearer but one of my partners has actually started joking that he is the messiah because of how often I say jesus or god during sex  . "
Is that during the Second Coming ?  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"
Omg "
I'm sorry.... I didn't mean to offend  |
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"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing""
I like that; Courteous and eloquent: ‘Ooo that feels most splendid dear. Shall we break off for tea and cucumber sandwiches during the interval?’  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"
Fucking Liar "
Shurrup. I'm elegant  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"
I like that; Courteous and eloquent: ‘Ooo that feels most splendid dear. Shall we break off for tea and cucumber sandwiches during the interval?’ "
No cucumber..... it likes to bubble back up and that's never good during the intercoursing.
Maybe tea and scones? |
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"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"
Fucking Liar
Shurrup. I'm elegant "
Out of the bedroom , maybe  |
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"Not much of a swearer but one of my partners has actually started joking that he is the messiah because of how often I say jesus or god during sex .
Is that during the Second Coming ? "
Yes. And the third and fourth |
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I do have rather a potty mouth, at times.
I tend to utter a lot of "fucks" or "God" at appropriate times during sex.
But I like the build up and love whispering "put your cock in my mouth" in his ear. Followed by "now fuck me", once I'm sated.
I don't ever use the c word during sex. Hate it used in that context. X |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
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"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"
Fucking Liar
Shurrup. I'm elegant
Out of the bedroom , maybe "
I'm sure there is a rule against picking on me in the laws of the forum.....
I'm totally telling on you!! |
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"I do have rather a potty mouth, at times.
I tend to utter a lot of "fucks" or "God" at appropriate times during sex.
But I like the build up and love whispering "put your cock in my mouth" in his ear. Followed by "now fuck me", once I'm sated.
I don't ever use the c word during sex. Hate it used in that context. X"
I'm aroused  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I do have rather a potty mouth, at times.
I tend to utter a lot of "fucks" or "God" at appropriate times during sex.
But I like the build up and love whispering "put your cock in my mouth" in his ear. Followed by "now fuck me", once I'm sated.
I don't ever use the c word during sex. Hate it used in that context. X"
You hussy! |
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"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"
Fucking Liar
Shurrup. I'm elegant
Out of the bedroom , maybe
I'm sure there is a rule against picking on me in the laws of the forum.....
I'm totally telling on you!! "
OK fair point ... But am I fibbing ??  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"
Fucking Liar
Shurrup. I'm elegant
Out of the bedroom , maybe
I'm sure there is a rule against picking on me in the laws of the forum.....
I'm totally telling on you!!
OK fair point ... But am I fibbing ?? "
Yes. Absolutely. Cos I wrote down what I say so it must be true |
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"I do have rather a potty mouth, at times.
I tend to utter a lot of "fucks" or "God" at appropriate times during sex.
But I like the build up and love whispering "put your cock in my mouth" in his ear. Followed by "now fuck me", once I'm sated.
I don't ever use the c word during sex. Hate it used in that context. X"
I misread that for a second….’Put your cock in my ear.’
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"I have been known to let out a profanity or two. Usually "Gosh, that feels awfully nice. Please feel free to continue with the intercoursing"
Fucking Liar
Shurrup. I'm elegant
Out of the bedroom , maybe
I'm sure there is a rule against picking on me in the laws of the forum.....
I'm totally telling on you!!
OK fair point ... But am I fibbing ??
Yes. Absolutely. Cos I wrote down what I say so it must be true "
Tbf it's even worse when you're driving |
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"I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic 
Aww man. I thought you liked what I said 
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‘Plunge thy rigid manhood into my lady garden and let us sip Pimms as we lay in the afterglow.’ |
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"I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic
Aww man. I thought you liked what I said
‘Plunge thy rigid manhood into my lady garden and let us sip Pimms as we lay in the afterglow.’ "
Good sir. Wouldst thou, perchance, fancy a rutting?
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"I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic
Aww man. I thought you liked what I said
‘Plunge thy rigid manhood into my lady garden and let us sip Pimms as we lay in the afterglow.’
Good sir. Wouldst thou, perchance, fancy a rutting?
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Fair maiden, mine loins doth quiver in joyous anticipation of thy proposal |
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"I can be quite sweary during sex, not in a "talking dirty" sense but rather expressing enjoyment. Apparently this can be surprising for for first timers as ordinarily I am well spoken."
I use swearing like punctuation, but am awfully circumspect in my language in the boudoir.
Ain’t life weird, fuck, shit, bastard! |
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"I know all chaps will agree that a, ‘Fuck me!’ etc from a partner is incredibly erotic
Aww man. I thought you liked what I said
‘Plunge thy rigid manhood into my lady garden and let us sip Pimms as we lay in the afterglow.’
Good sir. Wouldst thou, perchance, fancy a rutting?
Fair maiden, mine loins doth quiver in joyous anticipation of thy proposal "
Oh you gusset moistener, you |
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"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.
Chaps? "
Shit? Premature ejac?
I’ve never exclaimed that, you? |
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"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.
Chaps? "
We would appreciate it if you refrained from shitting yourself. |
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"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.
Chaps?
We would appreciate it if you refrained from shitting yourself. "
My “cock sock” would earn its corn cleaning up all that mess! |
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"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.
Chaps?
Shit? Premature ejac?
I’ve never exclaimed that, you? "
God Lord, no.
I’m more of a, ‘Hallelujah!’ or else, ‘Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more!’ type of guy |
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"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.
Chaps?
We would appreciate it if you refrained from shitting yourself. "
My anal nerve was apparently hot wired to my pc muscles that day…. |
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"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.
Chaps?
Shit? Premature ejac?
I’ve never exclaimed that, you?
God Lord, no.
I’m more of a, ‘Hallelujah!’ or else, ‘Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more!’ type of guy "
I shall inform the academy, you sound like you deserve an award! |
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"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.
Chaps?
Shit? Premature ejac?
I’ve never exclaimed that, you?
God Lord, no.
I’m more of a, ‘Hallelujah!’ or else, ‘Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more!’ type of guy
I shall inform the academy, you sound like you deserve an award! "
Sir Lawrence Olivier would be proud of my bedroom thespian skills. Well…..possibly |
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"I can be quite sweary during sex, not in a "talking dirty" sense but rather expressing enjoyment. Apparently this can be surprising for for first timers as ordinarily I am well spoken.
I use swearing like punctuation, but am awfully circumspect in my language in the boudoir.
Ain’t life weird, fuck, shit, bastard! "
"Oh my FUCKING god, shit, SHIT, don't you dare fucking stop doing what you're doing!" *blissful screams* then embarrassment |
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"I’ve noticed in porn (obviously, only viewing it in the interests of research for this thread….) that many men exclaim, ‘Shit!’ when ejaculating.
Chaps?
Shit? Premature ejac?
I’ve never exclaimed that, you?
God Lord, no.
I’m more of a, ‘Hallelujah!’ or else, ‘Once more unto the breach dear friends, once more!’ type of guy
I shall inform the academy, you sound like you deserve an award!
Sir Lawrence Olivier would be proud of my bedroom thespian skills. Well…..possibly "
Dear Larry, goney, poor poor Larry!
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"I can be quite sweary during sex, not in a "talking dirty" sense but rather expressing enjoyment. Apparently this can be surprising for for first timers as ordinarily I am well spoken.
I use swearing like punctuation, but am awfully circumspect in my language in the boudoir.
Ain’t life weird, fuck, shit, bastard!
"Oh my FUCKING god, shit, SHIT, don't you dare fucking stop doing what you're doing!" *blissful screams* then embarrassment "
And that’s the nearest I’ll ever get to hearing what you sound like in the bedroom… *sigh
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s actually quite arousing to hear a, ‘Oooooh you bastard!’ or an, ‘Oooh you fucker!’ during the act I find."
I quite like a bit of dirty fucking bastard  And Im normally very polite |
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"It’s actually quite arousing to hear a, ‘Oooooh you bastard!’ or an, ‘Oooh you fucker!’ during the act I find.
I quite like a bit of dirty fucking bastard And Im normally very polite"
I’ll have a quick sniff of my armpit just to make sure we’re singing off the same hymn sheet |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It’s actually quite arousing to hear a, ‘Oooooh you bastard!’ or an, ‘Oooh you fucker!’ during the act I find.
I quite like a bit of dirty fucking bastard And Im normally very polite
I’ll have a quick sniff of my armpit just to make sure we’re singing off the same hymn sheet "
That'll do it |
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