How often do you swear?
Do you swear randomly and liberally in everyday conversation or else do you only swear in extreme circumstances?
…..Or are you like me, a veritable angel who never utilises such frightfully vulgar and coarse diction? ….. Yes  |
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I swear far too much...the product of working for years on building sites and in warehouses where it's part of everyday conversations.
I do know when to refrain though, my nan would still give me a clip round the ear if I let out so much as a 'bloody hell'  |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
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I have had a really good fucking explosive rant in fucking ages, probably because I haven't seen any fucking twats who have fucked me off and caused me to lose my fucking temperature.
But as a rule no, I don't swear  |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
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"How often do you swear?
Do you swear randomly and liberally in everyday conversation or else do you only swear in extreme circumstances?
…..Or are you like me, a veritable angel who never utilises such frightfully vulgar and coarse diction? ….. Yes "
Depends on the audience and what I am talking about, but yeah I use colourful language more than I should. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hardly ever and never in just everyday conversation. Sometimes in my head or muttered if I've just, for example, burnt my hand in the kitchen.
If I go full on 'fucking cunts' I'm usually shouting and it means I've just completely lost my shit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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pretty much as a means of punctuation in every sentence! I do enjoy disecting a solitary word with a suitable sweary insert! Unbefuckingleivably childish I know! 
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Hardly ever and never in just everyday conversation. Sometimes in my head or muttered if I've just, for example, burnt my hand in the kitchen.
If I go full on 'fucking cunts' I'm usually shouting and it means I've just completely lost my shit "
I write cunt more on here than I say it in real life.
I've only used it to display my abhorrence of specific people, and that's really rare.
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"I never swore in front of my parents, aunts, uncles or my father in law. He didn't like women to swear in public.
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And he didn't swear in front of women or children either.
My mother in law however has a potty mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah way too much. Count is a favourite so applicable to carried situations. Though I do hate the women shouldn’t use that.
Always swear in context though |
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Lalochezia is the emotional relief that a person may feel after cursing and studies show that intelligent people swear more.
I swear too much probably and too often at myself to stop a destructive train of thought (just a simple F.O.). That works surprisingly well.
I don't swear in front of my kids or my Dad. I'm quite capable of regulating my language to the company I keep.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"  "
I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it |
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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago
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"I never swear, but........in the throse of passion, when I'm being really turened on, I've been known to utter the fxxx word.   "
Me too, it actually feels like how I would expect sexual tourette's to feel should that be a thing. |
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By *wiftieeMan
over a year ago
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"I never swear, but........in the throse of passion, when I'm being really turened on, I've been known to utter the fxxx word.
Me too, it actually feels like how I would expect sexual tourette's to feel should that be a thing."
Lol, a good description!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I never swear, but........in the throse of passion, when I'm being really turened on, I've been known to utter the fxxx word.
Me too, it actually feels like how I would expect sexual tourette's to feel should that be a thing."
Maybe we could preform a scientific study to find out, write down our findings then try again to make sure our study was not flawed, and produce our case study on the possibility of sexual enduced turettes syndrome or as I like to call it SETTS to the scientific community. not to be confused with the other simular sounding word sex. We can do that too. I dont know who's idea it was to study SETTS through vibrators and dildos. Oh yeah that was just the foreplay  |
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"I never swear, but........in the throse of passion, when I'm being really turened on, I've been known to utter the fxxx word.
Me too, it actually feels like how I would expect sexual tourette's to feel should that be a thing."
lol that is an awesome description, I have been know to induce sexual tourette's on occasion so must be doing something right |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've never understand why people think it's a lack of vocabulary is the reason for swearing.
Swear words are usually replace words ie like, the ,errm
Also enhance, hi-light and accentuate the content of the conversation. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've been swearing a lot more recently. I don't know if it's the stress of the world we are living in or something completely unrelated but it is totally doing my fffin head in!
I never used to swear in front of my wife but somehow it has started to creep into my vocabulary. As soon as I've said it I regret it and feel as though my usual eloquent oration is being destroyed. Maybe it's the lack of face to face meetings and personal contact that has something to do with it. Whateve it is I am determined to stamp it out ASAP.
If I actually carried coinage around with me anymore I'd get myself a swear jar set up but I've not carried cash around for ages.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t swear a huge amount, but if I feel the need I do, I have learnt to say the c word in the last year .
Never in front of my mum though "
Yes!! A casual C bomb is a cracker lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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For example, cut up on the motorway by your typical move and then indicate (insert car make here) driver, had to hit the brakes and shouted "what are you doing you... Twaddling.... Turnip! “
Roars of laughter from the kids. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"
I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it"
Hear the sound of a cracking whip?
Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus. 
Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"
Love that  . Ive been told in the past I have the face of an angel and the mouth of a docker . "
This worked for me all my life. Keeping up appearances |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"
I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it
Hear the sound of a cracking whip?
Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus.
Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain. "
Mhm. What is this, backchat? Okay Miss fire in her eyes, better find the flipping fire extinguisher and start replacing your fucking words. I spit flames 100 degrees centergrade ill take you to and leave you in space so you can think about your actions till its time to come down.
So your not Sagittarius, but after that display I'm bound to say Leo. But refuse to belive that for one second. So I will say Aries.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"
I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it
Hear the sound of a cracking whip?
Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus.
Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain.
Mhm. What is this, backchat? Okay Miss fire in her eyes, better find the flipping fire extinguisher and start replacing your fucking words. I spit flames 100 degrees centergrade ill take you to and leave you in space so you can think about your actions till its time to come down.
So your not Sagittarius, but after that display I'm bound to say Leo. But refuse to belive that for one second. So I will say Aries. "
Foolish assumption |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"
I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it
Hear the sound of a cracking whip?
Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus.
Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain.
Mhm. What is this, backchat? Okay Miss fire in her eyes, better find the flipping fire extinguisher and start replacing your fucking words. I spit flames 100 degrees centergrade ill take you to and leave you in space so you can think about your actions till its time to come down.
So your not Sagittarius, but after that display I'm bound to say Leo. But refuse to belive that for one second. So I will say Aries.
Foolish assumption "
Noooooooooooooooo. You bloody lioness you, you will be the first lion sent to the moon |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""I do not spew profanities.. I enunciate them like a fucking lady"
I dont want to see any of that coming from your pretty little mouth. Now close it, or plug it
Hear the sound of a cracking whip?
Im freshly out of fucks what anyone thinks of my cursing apparatus.
Abrafuckabra! Let the swearmagic do its job. All your fingers should get busy otherwise ploughing my grey cells field with worship not disdain.
Mhm. What is this, backchat? Okay Miss fire in her eyes, better find the flipping fire extinguisher and start replacing your fucking words. I spit flames 100 degrees centergrade ill take you to and leave you in space so you can think about your actions till its time to come down.
So your not Sagittarius, but after that display I'm bound to say Leo. But refuse to belive that for one second. So I will say Aries.
Foolish assumption
Noooooooooooooooo. You bloody lioness you, you will be the first lion sent to the moon "
I'm secretly glad you are not aries though, as that's my mums sign. and she really is the feckin god of war |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario  "
Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.
I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.
Whats youur star sign Mr hunky? |
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"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario
Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.
I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.
Whats youur star sign Mr hunky?"
I’m an Aquarius - blue eyes and swear fairly seldom |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario
Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.
I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.
Whats youur star sign Mr hunky?
I’m an Aquarius - blue eyes and swear fairly seldom "
Auhh my heart grows lighter a fellow aquarious, I dont rember an aquarious I have met in person, I'm sure I have but.. Well I don't rember, I have green eyes I'm 27th and you? |
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"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario
Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.
I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.
Whats youur star sign Mr hunky?
I’m an Aquarius - blue eyes and swear fairly seldom
Auhh my heart grows lighter a fellow aquarious, I dont rember an aquarious I have met in person, I'm sure I have but.. Well I don't rember, I have green eyes I'm 27th and you?"
I also seldom swear, unless certain pretty little Leo things spit their venom, blooming trouble makers they are watch out for them |
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"Is the frequency of swearing dictated via ones star sign? This is an intriguing scenario
Mhmm. I had been thinking about making a thread about something simular yesterday.
I wanted to gather data on eye colors, and stat signs.
Whats youur star sign Mr hunky?
I’m an Aquarius - blue eyes and swear fairly seldom
Auhh my heart grows lighter a fellow aquarious, I dont rember an aquarious I have met in person, I'm sure I have but.. Well I don't rember, I have green eyes I'm 27th and you?"
I’m the 31st Salutations my fellow Aquarian |
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