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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
As the observant amongst you possibly noticed, its Thursday again, so time to vent, release and let those irritations out!
As is my regular position, I shall be arbitrating as to whether your rants are acceptable or not.
Bring me your vexations folks… |
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By * Plus ECouple
over a year ago
The South |
"As the observant amongst you possibly noticed, its Thursday again, so time to vent, release and let those irritations out!
As is my regular position, I shall be arbitrating as to whether your rants are acceptable or not.
Bring me your vexations folks…"
On behalf of M.....
Employers.
Lost his job yesterday. While off sick.
Bastards. 
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My mother woke me up to tell me today is looking like a good day to kill myself.
And I have no proper milk for my coffee so I'm on the long life again."
Erm…
What?!
Allowed on both counts.
I mean, what the fuck? That’s completely out of order and unacceptable! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"As the observant amongst you possibly noticed, its Thursday again, so time to vent, release and let those irritations out!
As is my regular position, I shall be arbitrating as to whether your rants are acceptable or not.
Bring me your vexations folks…
On behalf of M.....
Employers.
Lost his job yesterday. While off sick.
Bastards.
E"
Is that even legal?
Allowed
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My mother woke me up to tell me today is looking like a good day to kill myself.
And I have no proper milk for my coffee so I'm on the long life again.
Erm…
What?!
Allowed on both counts.
I mean, what the fuck? That’s completely out of order and unacceptable! "
I know!! The lovely Mark from Asda will be here with milk soon though.
And thank you for allowing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Why do people look at other people's profiles.
Take the wording from the top of them to start a new thread that people comment on and praise the OP for being so positive,happy, kind, caring and uplifting etc...
When all they really have done is stolen a quote, then mis-interpreted what it was actually referring too and get away with it.
Gets right on my tits I swear...  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I got up early for a meeting with team in India, they cancelled it during the night so I was still up at 4am for nothing"
Think of the things that you can get done with the gift of time that they’ve given you!
Like sleep, lots of f****ng sleep, that’s what!
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"[Removed by poster at 24/06/21 09:09:11]"
I deleted this by accident ffs.
Some man nicked one of my good friends pics and used it as his profile pic! I don’t think I’ve ever had a rant on these threads but that made me cross. Please allow  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Why do people look at other people's profiles.
Take the wording from the top of them to start a new thread that people comment on and praise the OP for being so positive,happy, kind, caring and uplifting etc...
When all they really have done is stolen a quote, then mis-interpreted what it was actually referring too and get away with it.
Gets right on my tits I swear... "
I heard that copying is the sincerest form of flattery. Not from me though, I bloody hate it when people steal my ideas without crediting them
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The hotel I'm staying at (on a Greek island, holiday) does cleaning at like 2 in the morning. And it's so noisy. I understand that certain jobs can only be done at certain times of the day, but crikey at 2 am? Fortunately it's only around twice a week. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"[Removed by poster at 24/06/21 09:09:11]
I deleted this by accident ffs.
Some man nicked one of my good friends pics and used it as his profile pic! I don’t think I’ve ever had a rant on these threads but that made me cross. Please allow "
I’m not a petty man…
Who am I kidding, I’m incredibly petty!
And it’s Nora…
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Dammit, that’s a good rant though.
Allowed.
Stealing pictures is completely out of order |
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"[Removed by poster at 24/06/21 09:09:11]
I deleted this by accident ffs.
Some man nicked one of my good friends pics and used it as his profile pic! I don’t think I’ve ever had a rant on these threads but that made me cross. Please allow
I’m not a petty man…
Who am I kidding, I’m incredibly petty!
And it’s Nora…
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Dammit, that’s a good rant though.
Allowed.
Stealing pictures is completely out of order"
Haha thank you   |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
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That’s either a whinge about not ranting or a smug declaration…
Go and enjoy the summer!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
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Can I complain about something on your profile which is just not acceptable to us woman on fab? |
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"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
Can I complain about something on your profile which is just not acceptable to us woman on fab? "
You may indeed  (I am curious now….)  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
Can I complain about something on your profile which is just not acceptable to us woman on fab?
You may indeed (I am curious now….) "
You never show both of your nipples properly in your photos, please get them both in so we can make sure you have two! |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
Can I complain about something on your profile which is just not acceptable to us woman on fab?
You may indeed (I am curious now….)
You never show both of your nipples properly in your photos, please get them both in so we can make sure you have two! "
Heaven forbid that he’s one of those mononipple freaks that we’ve heard so much about!
Best to sort this out now, before the authorities get involved |
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"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
Can I complain about something on your profile which is just not acceptable to us woman on fab?
You may indeed (I am curious now….)
You never show both of your nipples properly in your photos, please get them both in so we can make sure you have two! "
What if he only has one though! How bad will you feel! |
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"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
Can I complain about something on your profile which is just not acceptable to us woman on fab?
You may indeed (I am curious now….)
You never show both of your nipples properly in your photos, please get them both in so we can make sure you have two! "
My right one is a tad shy but I’ll try and coax him out with a biscuit in order to snap a rare pic of this most reclusive of creatures  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Left my sun roof open last night and it’s been raining 
Who left the sunroof open…
Guilty as charged m’lud "
Then it’s denied.
Much as it’s a pain (wet) in the ass (your ass), its your own sad fault.
I’m not without sympathy though, I tried very hard not to laugh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
Can I complain about something on your profile which is just not acceptable to us woman on fab?
You may indeed (I am curious now….)
You never show both of your nipples properly in your photos, please get them both in so we can make sure you have two!
What if he only has one though! How bad will you feel! "
Not at all
I'd offer to draw him one on with a Sharpie pen |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Left my sun roof open last night and it’s been raining
Who left the sunroof open…
Guilty as charged m’lud
Then it’s denied.
Much as it’s a pain (wet) in the ass (your ass), its your own sad fault.
I’m not without sympathy though, I tried very hard not to laugh"
I went through a car wash once with my sunroof wide open, that was a interesting day!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
Can I complain about something on your profile which is just not acceptable to us woman on fab?
You may indeed (I am curious now….)
You never show both of your nipples properly in your photos, please get them both in so we can make sure you have two!
My right one is a tad shy but I’ll try and coax him out with a biscuit in order to snap a rare pic of this most reclusive of creatures "
Thank you, I have plenty of biscuits if you need them.. |
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"Gordon Bennett! This is two weeks on the trot that I can’t think of anything to moan about; I am clearly losing my touch here
Can I complain about something on your profile which is just not acceptable to us woman on fab?
You may indeed (I am curious now….)
You never show both of your nipples properly in your photos, please get them both in so we can make sure you have two!
What if he only has one though! How bad will you feel!
Not at all
I'd offer to draw him one on with a Sharpie pen "
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"Left my sun roof open last night and it’s been raining
Who left the sunroof open…
Guilty as charged m’lud
Then it’s denied.
Much as it’s a pain (wet) in the ass (your ass), its your own sad fault.
I’m not without sympathy though, I tried very hard not to laugh"
Tis a fair ruling. That said can I rant at the designers who can make my wipers work automatically but not use the same system to shut the roof when it rains? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Left my sun roof open last night and it’s been raining
Who left the sunroof open…
Guilty as charged m’lud
Then it’s denied.
Much as it’s a pain (wet) in the ass (your ass), its your own sad fault.
I’m not without sympathy though, I tried very hard not to laugh
I went through a car wash once with my sunroof wide open, that was a interesting day! "
Ok I’m actually giggling now |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Left my sun roof open last night and it’s been raining
Who left the sunroof open…
Guilty as charged m’lud
Then it’s denied.
Much as it’s a pain (wet) in the ass (your ass), its your own sad fault.
I’m not without sympathy though, I tried very hard not to laugh
Tis a fair ruling. That said can I rant at the designers who can make my wipers work automatically but not use the same system to shut the roof when it rains? "
Hmmm…
It’s not without merits but it’s possible to over automate something. Some things you just have to take ownership of, otherwise you get a moist reminder!
Look at it this way; I bet you won’t forget it again in a hurry!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm gonna wait till 1 minute after midnight to post mine
If I wait up you're not gonna " forget" again are you ?? "
Oh I might....I forgot I did that once |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Left my sun roof open last night and it’s been raining
Who left the sunroof open…
Guilty as charged m’lud
Then it’s denied.
Much as it’s a pain (wet) in the ass (your ass), its your own sad fault.
I’m not without sympathy though, I tried very hard not to laugh
I went through a car wash once with my sunroof wide open, that was a interesting day!
Ok I’m actually giggling now"
Made worse as the car engine had to be switched off the entire time as it was one of those car washes on a track where it pulls the car through to the end.
And I couldn't close the electric sunroof so had to sit and watch the big brush rolling up the front of the car knowing what was about to happen ha ha |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Left my sun roof open last night and it’s been raining
Who left the sunroof open…
Guilty as charged m’lud
Then it’s denied.
Much as it’s a pain (wet) in the ass (your ass), its your own sad fault.
I’m not without sympathy though, I tried very hard not to laugh
I went through a car wash once with my sunroof wide open, that was a interesting day!
Ok I’m actually giggling now
Made worse as the car engine had to be switched off the entire time as it was one of those car washes on a track where it pulls the car through to the end.
And I couldn't close the electric sunroof so had to sit and watch the big brush rolling up the front of the car knowing what was about to happen ha ha "
I’m actually laughing here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Left my sun roof open last night and it’s been raining
Who left the sunroof open…
Guilty as charged m’lud
Then it’s denied.
Much as it’s a pain (wet) in the ass (your ass), its your own sad fault.
I’m not without sympathy though, I tried very hard not to laugh
I went through a car wash once with my sunroof wide open, that was a interesting day!
Ok I’m actually giggling now
Made worse as the car engine had to be switched off the entire time as it was one of those car washes on a track where it pulls the car through to the end.
And I couldn't close the electric sunroof so had to sit and watch the big brush rolling up the front of the car knowing what was about to happen ha ha
I’m actually laughing here"
It's good to laugh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm at a cross roads in my career where I'm paid fairly well for my position at my current company, but the lack of being able to upskill may mean I'm priced out of roles elsewhere. So I either stay and move up the rankings here even though I don't like it, or I have to upskill in my own time to maintain my own marketability... |
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By *aekaeWoman
over a year ago
Between a cock and a soft place |
I've been looking after my friend since the middle of December last year.
He's lots better now so it's getting close to moving out and back to my boat.
I miss my boat.
But I'm going to miss my friend too.
I'm torn. Can't make my mind up what's best.
That's my rant, my indecisive mind.
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm at a cross roads in my career where I'm paid fairly well for my position at my current company, but the lack of being able to upskill may mean I'm priced out of roles elsewhere. So I either stay and move up the rankings here even though I don't like it, or I have to upskill in my own time to maintain my own marketability... "
Not so much a rant, more of a conundrum or a life choice.
A little piece of advice; do what makes you happy. If it means taking a pay cut, then it will be worth it in the long run with your personal fulfilment.
I’ve had very good jobs and been successful but I traded that for a better work/life balance.
Staying in a place that makes you miserable is pointless |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I've been looking after my friend since the middle of December last year.
He's lots better now so it's getting close to moving out and back to my boat.
I miss my boat.
But I'm going to miss my friend too.
I'm torn. Can't make my mind up what's best.
That's my rant, my indecisive mind.
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I feel more like agony monkey this morning!
Change is tough, making choices are tough. You’ve been through an intense period with your friend and one that will no doubt bring you closer for a very long time. That’s a lovely thing.
Your independence is also important though. Cherish the closeness that you’ve fostered, whilst enjoying your own peace. It’s ok to feel sad about something that’s also happy.
It’s very rare that a situation is purely positive or negative, it’s only our perspective that makes it so.
Being conflicted about it is natural, that’s ok. Enjoy the new relationship and step into the next phase of it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm at a cross roads in my career where I'm paid fairly well for my position at my current company, but the lack of being able to upskill may mean I'm priced out of roles elsewhere. So I either stay and move up the rankings here even though I don't like it, or I have to upskill in my own time to maintain my own marketability...
Not so much a rant, more of a conundrum or a life choice.
A little piece of advice; do what makes you happy. If it means taking a pay cut, then it will be worth it in the long run with your personal fulfilment.
I’ve had very good jobs and been successful but I traded that for a better work/life balance.
Staying in a place that makes you miserable is pointless"
Ahhh yes, I suppose you're right but thank you for the reply anyway.
Up until this point, I guess I've always correlated my progress with my salary so this is the first time that way of thinking has been seriously challenged and that I can still develop with lesser pay... |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I'm at a cross roads in my career where I'm paid fairly well for my position at my current company, but the lack of being able to upskill may mean I'm priced out of roles elsewhere. So I either stay and move up the rankings here even though I don't like it, or I have to upskill in my own time to maintain my own marketability...
Not so much a rant, more of a conundrum or a life choice.
A little piece of advice; do what makes you happy. If it means taking a pay cut, then it will be worth it in the long run with your personal fulfilment.
I’ve had very good jobs and been successful but I traded that for a better work/life balance.
Staying in a place that makes you miserable is pointless
Ahhh yes, I suppose you're right but thank you for the reply anyway.
Up until this point, I guess I've always correlated my progress with my salary so this is the first time that way of thinking has been seriously challenged and that I can still develop with lesser pay..."
Success isn’t necessarily the wage that you earn or the job title that you have |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Tea, my rant is that I should be sorting out an outfit, starting deyetiing. But instead I'm discussing the perfect penis on what should have been a lighthearted thread. This is what nervous energy does to me, I waste my time talking bollocks. So my rant is aimed at myself and how I'm procrastinating. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Tea, my rant is that I should be sorting out an outfit, starting deyetiing. But instead I'm discussing the perfect penis on what should have been a lighthearted thread. This is what nervous energy does to me, I waste my time talking bollocks. So my rant is aimed at myself and how I'm procrastinating. "
Allowed.
Of course now you’ve called yourself out on it, you have to stop procrastinating and actually do your stuff! |
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By *AM2214Man
over a year ago
Manchester Area |
"The hotel I'm staying at (on a Greek island, holiday) does cleaning at like 2 in the morning. And it's so noisy. I understand that certain jobs can only be done at certain times of the day, but crikey at 2 am? Fortunately it's only around twice a week. "
not allowed on holiday so stop ranting ...although stretford ia rising cases so probably safer drinking ouzo tjan boddies
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"All my previous Thursday rants were denied. That's my rant!! 
Are you keeping score?
I’m a tough sod.
Denied
3 for 3! I feel like a lottery winner. "
Perhaps you should find a valid rant, instead of moaning |
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