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over a year ago
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Getting tattooed as we speak/type!
Trying to be brave cos my tattooist is pretty fit and I don’t wanna look like a wimp!
Forgot to put bumbling cream on and don’t have my headphones! |
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Ah….you need a joke madam - a perfect distraction 
So……A random dude is walking down the street when he suddenly beholds what appears to be a pile of dog shit on the pavement before him (hey, I didn’t say this was a classy joke did I  )
Anyhoo, upon spotting this frightful faecal apparition he exclaims, ‘Hey, that looks like dog shit!’
Getting down on his hands and knees he gives the brown mass a good sniff… ‘It smells like dog shit to.’ He muses.
Next he takes his index finger and gentle prods it. ‘It feels like dog shit!’ he says.
Finally, he sucks his finger; ‘It even tastes like dog shit!’ he declares.
Standing up once more, he finally proclaims, ‘It IS dog shit!’
…… ‘Lucky I didn’t stand in it!’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Numbing cream is the worst idea.
Once it wears off and you're 2 hours in - you're pain will go from 0 to 100 super quick.
Suck it up and get used to it. You'll be fine.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Numbing cream is the worst idea.
Once it wears off and you're 2 hours in - you're pain will go from 0 to 100 super quick.
Suck it up and get used to it. You'll be fine. "
You have a fair few already.
What you worried about woman?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting tattooed as we speak/type!
Trying to be brave cos my tattooist is pretty fit and I don’t wanna look like a wimp!
Forgot to put bumbling cream on and don’t have my headphones!"
Here’s a puzzle for you, would you rather be pleasured by 100 dildo sized men or 10 men sized dildos?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What are you having done? I'm getting a new one next month! Can't wait "
If you can make out what’s on my left thigh in having that coloured in.
I’ll see if I can take a pic now and upload it briefly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Getting tattooed as we speak/type!
Trying to be brave cos my tattooist is pretty fit and I don’t wanna look like a wimp!
Forgot to put bumbling cream on and don’t have my headphones!"
My brain read that as 'bumhole cream' at first. |
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"What are you having done? I'm getting a new one next month! Can't wait
If you can make out what’s on my left thigh in having that coloured in.
I’ll see if I can take a pic now and upload it briefly. "
Very nice x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pick him not kick him goddamit. Wish we could edit posts.
What would you do to the ugly ones!!
My daughter is picking it her first tattoos to cover scars on her wrists"
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