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Liver and kidney. Although the absolute worst was on the french exchange, they made me a sandwich it was bloody awful and slimy! I asked what it was and they said la langue  . I remember it so clearly to this day! |
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over a year ago
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Copper sulphate solution.
One microsecond of pure suoercharged zesty citrus tang, then vile poisonous aftertaste for about two days.
It was blue, how could I resist? I do now understand why we aren't meant to consume blue things. |
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over a year ago
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The pease pudding they used to slop up at my first school. Literally like the Dickensian definition of gruel. Flavourless pap with a texture to make you heave. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cockles ..... 
I read that as cookies for a second and was about to post a strongly worded reply 
Ha ha ha
Cookies don't make me gag thankfully "
Unless they're raisin ones disguised as chocolate chip, the sneaky bastards! |
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over a year ago
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"Kidney when I was younger,fkin gross.
Almost as bad as liver ?
Noooo liver and onions is nice.
Kidney is awful."
As long as you remove the central tubes and fry them in a little butter they are delicious. |
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"Liver and kidney. Although the absolute worst was on the french exchange, they made me a sandwich it was bloody awful and slimy! I asked what it was and they said la langue . I remember it so clearly to this day! "
That’s tongue |
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Liver! My mum cooked it alot must have been cheap! She did lambs liver in a casserole and pigs liver fried with onion!  I can almost taste that clogy texture thinking about it! Glad I dont eat any meat now! X |
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over a year ago
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One of the worst things I have tasted was Aloe Vera - you had to take a tablespoon each day and it’s supposed to help with food allergies - I could only manage one day. |
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"Liver! My mum cooked it alot must have been cheap! She did lambs liver in a casserole and pigs liver fried with onion! I can almost taste that clogy texture thinking about it! Glad I dont eat any meat now! X"
Love lambs liver and chicken livers. Used to eat pigs liver as a child but the pigs are too mass produced now and the liver is too strong. I prefer most offal to steak. |
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"Cockles .....
I read that as cookies for a second and was about to post a strongly worded reply
Ha ha ha
Cookies don't make me gag thankfully
Unless they're raisin ones disguised as chocolate chip, the sneaky bastards!"
Or the sugar free versions that are like chewing on cardboard |
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over a year ago
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Honestly struggling to think of anything I'd say was truly disgusting
Of the foods posted above there's a few I actually really like..
Olives
Liver
Remember my dad used to eat tripe many years ago when I was young
Can't remember if I ever tasted it but remember it didn't smell very nice |
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"Cockles .....
I read that as cookies for a second and was about to post a strongly worded reply
Ha ha ha
Cookies don't make me gag thankfully
Unless they're raisin ones disguised as chocolate chip, the sneaky bastards!
Or the sugar free versions that are like chewing on cardboard "
Can't say I've had the pleasure, although with my morbid curiosity... |
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"For me it was Tofu. As a vegetarian I had been looking forward to trying it, it was so gross and slimy. I threw the plate of food out "
My daughter likes Tofu - but only the firm type sliced and fried with mushrooms. |
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over a year ago
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I love liver. Just can’t cook it myself but absolutely love to eat it. I’ve eaten brains, chickens hearts, kidneys of all animals. I could never be a vegetarian. |
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Absolutely love liver and kidneys unlike many who don’t. Boiled Cabbage totally vile, many a evening when a child sat at table just looking at it together with boiled ham cooked in the same juice, went hungry but so glad I did, never touched it since |
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"Tin of chunky dog food don't ask  "
Many years ago, Mr M's mom made his stepdad a pie with juicy chunks dog food as a punishment after they had an argument.
He commented that the meat seemed chewy. |
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"Snails "
Ah I had escargots in France many times, they are alright. Taste like butter and mushroom to me the only thing is they are super annoying to remove from the shell. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cockles .....
I read that as cookies for a second and was about to post a strongly worded reply
Ha ha ha
Cookies don't make me gag thankfully
Unless they're raisin ones disguised as chocolate chip, the sneaky bastards!
Or the sugar free versions that are like chewing on cardboard
Can't say I've had the pleasure, although with my morbid curiosity... "
Go for it, you will regret every mouthful  |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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A slug.. A candlelight meal outdoors. I thought my mushroom had fallen off my plate and I picked it up from the placemat.. Turned out it wasnt a mushroom and it was indeed cold and sluggy!! Luckily I didn't chew..
Oh god the memory makes me heave!!!! Ugh urrrghhhh!!! |
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over a year ago
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Tripe…. It got as far as halfway down my throat and came shooting right back up and out again. How very elegant. Always a strong believer in trying everything once and I will never try it again. |
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Oh no….
"A slug.. A candlelight meal outdoors. I thought my mushroom had fallen off my plate and I picked it up from the placemat.. Turned out it wasnt a mushroom and it was indeed cold and sluggy!! Luckily I didn't chew..
Oh god the memory makes me heave!!!! Ugh urrrghhhh!!! "
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People who don't like olives and coriander and Marmite are just....
genetically different from me and that's OK. I can tolerate aliens sharing my universe. |
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"Honestly struggling to think of anything I'd say was truly disgusting
Of the foods posted above there's a few I actually really like..
Olives
Liver
Remember my dad used to eat tripe many years ago when I was young
Can't remember if I ever tasted it but remember it didn't smell very nice"
My Nan used to eat tripe … I remember as a kid thinking ughhh it smelled so horrible - she drowned it in vinegar - it looked so wibbly
I love marmite, olives, liver if it’s well grilled … but … I think Yorkshire puddings and pancakes … anything made with batter really … is jusssssst grossssssss - even the thought of it in my mouth makes me shudder |
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"People who don't like olives and coriander and Marmite are just....
genetically different from me and that's OK. I can tolerate aliens sharing my universe. "
I'm happy sharing my world. You can have your soap leaf. And mine too |
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"A slug.. A candlelight meal outdoors. I thought my mushroom had fallen off my plate and I picked it up from the placemat.. Turned out it wasnt a mushroom and it was indeed cold and sluggy!! Luckily I didn't chew..
Oh god the memory makes me heave!!!! Ugh urrrghhhh!!! "
Oh jeebus |
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"A slug.. A candlelight meal outdoors. I thought my mushroom had fallen off my plate and I picked it up from the placemat.. Turned out it wasnt a mushroom and it was indeed cold and sluggy!! Luckily I didn't chew..
Oh god the memory makes me heave!!!! Ugh urrrghhhh!!! "
Omg I thought standing on one with bare feet was bad enough but in your mouuuuth  … heaving with you |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"A slug.. A candlelight meal outdoors. I thought my mushroom had fallen off my plate and I picked it up from the placemat.. Turned out it wasnt a mushroom and it was indeed cold and sluggy!! Luckily I didn't chew..
Oh god the memory makes me heave!!!! Ugh urrrghhhh!!!
Oh jeebus "
Oi I'm watching you   |
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"A slug.. A candlelight meal outdoors. I thought my mushroom had fallen off my plate and I picked it up from the placemat.. Turned out it wasnt a mushroom and it was indeed cold and sluggy!! Luckily I didn't chew..
Oh god the memory makes me heave!!!! Ugh urrrghhhh!!!
Oh jeebus
Oi I'm watching you "
Gawd are you really   |
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I ate a mezcal worm a few years back on a night out. Wasn't too bad at all. Until I bit into it and the mezcal that had been absorbed burst out. Absolutely rank experience. Although the taste wasn't the worst. |
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over a year ago
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A cows heart OMG...I was a child in my mates house...I thought it was a very lean roast beef...till I tasted it...utterly vile...I'm actually feeling ill right now thinking of it...FK... valves in it & all |
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"I know it was likely not cooked well but I tried squid … it was like eating an elastic band x"
Squid is up there too... Jeez it was like eating a rubber worm...I got quite ill afterwards...it was dosed in a garlic sauce which disguised the taste |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"A slug.. A candlelight meal outdoors. I thought my mushroom had fallen off my plate and I picked it up from the placemat.. Turned out it wasnt a mushroom and it was indeed cold and sluggy!! Luckily I didn't chew..
Oh god the memory makes me heave!!!! Ugh urrrghhhh!!!
Oh jeebus
Oi I'm watching you
Gawd are you really "
You are lying naked on the bed covering yourself in cream can I help you |
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Cucumber. Disgusting.
Most other stuff I think I've eaten at one time or another, and although lots of things haven't been what I would call favourites, I'd probably eat again if it was that or go hungry.
Cucumber though doesn't even have any nutritional content, there is just no good reason to put it in your mouth. |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
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"Cabbage
Celery
Sprouts
Oysters
Marmite (only thing worse is vegimite)"
Everything but oysters, in an odd way I found them sexy,
Still one of them took a little finger control with a lot of suction to get it out of her vagina.
Always said it smells of fish. |
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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago
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In general most plant based fake meat is truly vile but jackfruit is the fucking pits. We are lucky to be able to chose our food.
In Africa I ate fufu (yeah yeah don’t get excited) it has no flavour and a rather unpleasant texture, and is served with a stew or soup. The one I had was served in a washing up bowl and over time the fat at the top of the stew started to set and it was like dipping play dough in lard and eating it. I really struggled to not be ungrateful or rude and eat plenty. They put chicken feet in the stew because they knew I didn’t eat meat and the feet didn’t count.
I didn’t die or puke quite surprisingly. And I left without offending the wonderful family whose guest I was …. Equally surprisingly.
V x |
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"Domino's. Never again.
Was it a double six?
Dunno what it was called. But it didn't taste like food. I should have just eaten the box instead.
Who said things aren't lost on some folk eh!  "
(No idea what a double 6 is. What did I miss?) |
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"Domino's. Never again.
Was it a double six?
Dunno what it was called. But it didn't taste like food. I should have just eaten the box instead.
Who said things aren't lost on some folk eh!
(No idea what a double 6 is. What did I miss?)"
You have obviously never played "Dominoes" |
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Snails. Tried one. No matter how I tried to think about it not being snail, it didn't taste bad but I knew I was eating snail. Struggled to keep that one down. |
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"Domino's. Never again.
Was it a double six?
Dunno what it was called. But it didn't taste like food. I should have just eaten the box instead.
Who said things aren't lost on some folk eh!
(No idea what a double 6 is. What did I miss?)
You have obviously never played "Dominoes""
lol I was trying to figure out if it was some sexual position or swinger's code. |
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"Durian.
Boak ??
Oh I smelled that in passing. Does it taste as bad as it smells?"
It's such a confusing taste, smell and texture that you literally go half way through thinking its alright, to I'd rather eat a dead badgers arsehole. |
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I fem will eat 99% of whats listed. Just the odd things like crocdile ect that some have mentioned. It's just I've never treid them. I love liver, kidney and offal. Oysters, welks ect.
My no go's are marmite and marmalade. And being a redhead I can eat chilli's like they are sweets. Never been out chillied. |
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"Guinea pig, one of those you have to try it moments."
Guinea pig … at first I pictured a gerbil and thought blimey there’s not much meat on one of them |
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"Durian.
Boak ??
Oh I smelled that in passing. Does it taste as bad as it smells?
It's such a confusing taste, smell and texture that you literally go half way through thinking its alright, to I'd rather eat a dead badgers arsehole."
Sounds... ew |
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"Pig ears. Just thinking about it is... Just so bad"
Omg an ear? … you’re not serious? - I saw Gordon Ramsey cooking pigs trotters on tv and he was burning the hairs off them *retches |
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"For me, it is definitely cum.
Not even saying it for laughs, it is vile. "
But you're not supposed to drink it. It's like a wine tasting. You're supposed to swirl it round in your mouth then spit it out. |
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"For me, it is definitely cum.
Not even saying it for laughs, it is vile.
But you're not supposed to drink it. It's like a wine tasting. You're supposed to swirl it round in your mouth then spit it out. "
Oh good fucking god no!
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"For me, it is definitely cum.
Not even saying it for laughs, it is vile.
But you're not supposed to drink it. It's like a wine tasting. You're supposed to swirl it round in your mouth then spit it out.
Oh good fucking god no!
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"Im fussy with food for a reason Moviprep or its glycerin predecessor, in lime cordial, is the worst Ive ever had to get down. "
The problem with Moviprep is not so much getting it down (though yeah, not the most delicious), it's the shortly thereafter results that I'd rather forget. |
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Nothing wrong with kidney, steak and kidney is the pie filling of the Gods. Liver is good too, especially chicken livers cooked Spanish-style in a little white sherry.
I once had a McDonalds, that was pretty terrible. |
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"For me, it is definitely cum.
Not even saying it for laughs, it is vile.
But you're not supposed to drink it. It's like a wine tasting. You're supposed to swirl it round in your mouth then spit it out. "
I thought it was supposed to be like Oysters...just get it down you in one mouthful |
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"For me, it is definitely cum.
Not even saying it for laughs, it is vile. "
All cum tastes different though...depending on what they've drank or eaten & I guess hygiene plays a factor too...Jeez was it really that vile... I've tasted & swallowed some delish cum |
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Easily a Cheese I tried in France once .. It was one of those really strong stinky French Cheeses and the only thing I can possibly imagine it tastes like would be nibbling on the toes of someone who's been dead for 6 months  |
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"Dog chocolate
Fox
C"
You ate the dogs chocolate? ... or do you mean dog-chocolate as in cheap chocolate ~ we always say cheap stuff tastes like dogs chocolate
.... yes I've tried it too  |
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"Easily a Cheese I tried in France once .. It was one of those really strong stinky French Cheeses and the only thing I can possibly imagine it tastes like would be nibbling on the toes of someone who's been dead for 6 months "
*puts the Brie back in the fridge |
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"Easily a Cheese I tried in France once .. It was one of those really strong stinky French Cheeses and the only thing I can possibly imagine it tastes like would be nibbling on the toes of someone who's been dead for 6 months
*puts the Brie back in the fridge "
Haha sorry |
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"Dog chocolate
Fox
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You ate the dogs chocolate? ... or do you mean dog-chocolate as in cheap chocolate ~ we always say cheap stuff tastes like dogs chocolate
.... yes I've tried it too "
Yes, it was a time of needing chocolate, yet having none in the house and thinking, it has the word 'chocolate' in it, how bad can it be?!
I haven't been tempted again
Although I'd eat that again before I'd ever eat fox - I'd eat grubs out of the garden before being even remotely tempted
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