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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

you can squirt a lot more squirt?

Love and Peace

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

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Yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes"

I thought so. Thank you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

If you're American your big Fanny needs two chairs

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yes

I thought so. Thank you.

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Wana test the theory x

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"If you're American your big Fanny needs two chairs "

This is very true

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

No, you need a big bladder to do that.

Or a small bladder, with stress incontinence.

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"you can squirt a lot more squirt?

Love and Peace

PEACE PEace Peace pea pea pe pe pe

( echo in a big fanny )

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman

Nora ! you been trying to enter the olympics again ?

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman

Nora ! you been trying to enter the olympics again ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Yes

I thought so. Thank you.

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Wana test the theory x"

Yes

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Yes

I thought so. Thank you.

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Wana test the theory x

Yes"

When

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"No, you need a big bladder to do that.

Or a small bladder, with stress incontinence. "

I’m confused now. This blows my theory out the water

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I don’t squirt. I’m not a real woman

Just pretend you’re brewing up a big fart but it’s in your fanny then blow the squirt juice out. I checked, it’s on wikipeeedia

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"you can squirt a lot more squirt?

Love and Peace

PEACE PEace Peace pea pea pe pe pe

( echo in a big fanny )"

FFS

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By *ensuallover1000Man over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

It’s also true that if one boasts a sizeably dilated fanny, one should avoid sitting on bar stools….

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By *ora the explorerWoman over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"It’s also true that if one boasts a sizeably dilated fanny, one should avoid sitting on bar stools…."

Hahahahahahaha. Nearly fell of my bar stool then!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

How else can you fit the evian bottle?

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By *agic.MMan over a year ago

Orpington

The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity.

Golden shower anyone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"It’s also true that if one boasts a sizeably dilated fanny, one should avoid sitting on bar stools…."

How about sitting on a horse's head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"How else can you fit the evian bottle?

Is that one of those big blue plastic water fountain thingyo’s

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"The present data based on ultrasonographic bladder monitoring and biochemical analyses indicate that squirting is essentially the involuntary emission of urine during sexual activity.

Golden shower anyone?

Uh oh. I think you need to put your tin hat on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Depends how big my water pistol is

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

Men are advised to carry out a risk assessment before hand. 2 mtrs of 4x2 or a scaffold plank, plus a life jacket.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Depends how big my water piss is

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Men are advised to carry out a risk assessment before hand. 2 mtrs of 4x2 or a scaffold plank, plus a life jacket."

This theory is only good if you live near a builders merchants

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Depends how big my water pistol is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nope it’s actually the size of he penis that determines the amount a woman squirts!

The bigger the penis the more she squirts, true fact

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nope it’s actually the size of he penis that determines the amount a woman squirts!

The bigger the penis the more she squirts, true fact

That explains everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Nope it’s actually the size of he penis that determines the amount a woman squirts!

The bigger the penis the more she squirts, true fact

I’m booking for a cock extension first thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Without a doubt. My cunt is like a wizards sleeve and I piss all over the place when I cum

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Without a doubt. My cunt is like a wizards sleeve and I piss all over the place when I cum"

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By *igmaMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

I believe the bigger the barrel - the higher the caliber….

So would make sense our kid

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Absolutely not....the biggest drenching I ever got was with someone who is very tight and snug indeed

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yea it just falls out these days!!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

"Men are advised to carry out a risk assessment before hand. 2 mtrs of 4x2 or a scaffold plank, plus a life jacket."

...and tie a plank to your arse so you dont fall in

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