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"It's him over there its not me I was washing my hair that night "It could be you | |||
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"Who's the dad "But I used the pull out method. Dammit. | |||
"Who's the dad
But I used the pull out method. Dammit.
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"No definitely not I had Nora on the cross that night she better back me up "She was away | |||
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"Mr Mystique" Nope his potato water didnt cut it | |||
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"Was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the penis?" Could be you | |||
"Was it an immaculate conception?" No | |||
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"How many you expecting 2 3 4 do we know ? "Twins | |||
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"Who didn’t pull out lol " You | |||
"Who didn’t pull out lol You " Well when your in the moment what you gonna do | |||
"How many you expecting 2 3 4 do we know ?
Twins"got any names lined up ?  | |||
"Who didn’t pull out lol You Well when your in the moment what you gonna do " | |||
"How many you expecting 2 3 4 do we know ?
Twinsgot any names lined up ? "Diamond and Rose Or Jimmy and karl | |||
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"How many you expecting 2 3 4 do we know ?
Twinsgot any names lined up ?
Diamond and Rose
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Jimmy and karl "named after anybody | |||
"It’s definitely Mr Mystique "  | |||
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"Was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the penis? Could be you " I didn’t have my penis out in the Library Not after last time  | |||
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"Hrithik Roshan lol" | |||
"Can I be the Godfather? I’ve always wanted to be called that (cue the famous film score!) "Yes xx | |||
"Was it Colonel Mustard in the Library with the penis? Could be you I didn’t have my penis out in the Library Not after last time "Was not conceived in a library | |||
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"It was Big Harold, wasn't it!! "Nooo | |||
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"Was it my amazing strap on? " Maybe x | |||
"Hrithik Roshan lol" Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes! Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively | |||
"Hrithik Roshan lol Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes! Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively "Yes x And John Abraham | |||
"Hrithik Roshan lol Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes! Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively
Yes x
And John Abraham "Oooo yesss! But not Salman Khan (he’s a miserable bugger in real life to!) | |||
"Hrithik Roshan lol Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes! Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively
Yes x
And John Abraham
Oooo yesss! But not Salman Khan (he’s a miserable bugger in real life to!) "I know x | |||
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"If your due date is September, I'm going to go for this bloke " | |||
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"Not me I've been snipped " | |||
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"The turkey baster for the dad....... "False alarm it was indigestion | |||
"The turkey baster for the dad.......
False alarm it was indigestion "Thank fuck for that, I was writing a begging letter to the child support people asking them to go lenient | |||
"The turkey baster for the dad.......
False alarm it was indigestion
Thank fuck for that, I was writing a begging letter to the child support people asking them to go lenient " | |||
"Who's the dad "If you are pregnant that’s a hell of a “Maury” show…. P.s…. I am … NOT … the father | |||
"Who's the dad
If you are pregnant that’s a hell of a “Maury” show….
P.s…. I am … NOT … the father "Why  | |||
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"I've always wanted to be a dad, so I will adopt your offspring" But your the dad | |||
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"That would mean I would have to have had sex. Unless the gestation period is over 12 months, definitely not me" You dreamt it | |||
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"That would mean I would have to have had sex. Unless the gestation period is over 12 months, definitely not me You dreamt it" dream jizz, potent stuff . Everybody else had better watch out | |||
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"Yasmeen Can I be your business manager? I'm not greedy 20% Me - you 80%. The tour, the book, film, t-shirt etc. wqhat you like at singing? We'll use Miley & Dua Lipa for writing. If your voice is crap we can synthesise it... never did Cher any harm.... " | |||
"If anyone's pregnant it'll be your curtains because that's where I wipe my knob....lol" | |||
"Who's the dad "Me | |||
"Who's the dad
Me" | |||
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"Was it Dave? " No it wasn't me, and if it turns out be me, I'm suing that surgeon. | |||
"Was it Dave? No it wasn't me, and if it turns out be me, I'm suing that surgeon." No its not you | |||
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"Hrithik Roshan lol Even as a straight dude I have to say, he is a truly beautiful man! Those eyes! Vidyut Jamwal and Tiger Shroff follow in second and third place respectively "OMG never heard of the guy but yes totally gorgeous. | |||
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"Was it Dave? No it wasn't me, and if it turns out be me, I'm suing that surgeon. No its not you " Good, blame another Dave | |||
