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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you Hope, that's kind. And how are you doing today? I hope things look a bit brighter today?  "
I am ok now thanks. There is always a flicker of hope on the horizon |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Do you know what I fancy, a Malibu and cola, someone mentioned it the other day and I've been craving one since. Thank you
Jo x "
A very retro drink Jo, coming right up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you Hope, that's kind. And how are you doing today? I hope things look a bit brighter today?
I am ok now thanks. There is always a flicker of hope on the horizon "
That's very good to hear. . I'll have that drink now ...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could you pee in my can of Fosters.
It needs refilling."
If only I could manage to pee into such a small target. I could get a job firing ping pong balls too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Thank you Hope, that's kind. And how are you doing today? I hope things look a bit brighter today?
I am ok now thanks. There is always a flicker of hope on the horizon
That's very good to hear. . I'll have that drink now ... "
What may I get you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Anything yoy have....as long as it csn be main-lined right into my vein....its been a heinous day!!  "
Oh goodness. I have had a bad one too so I feel your pain. Drip feed bubbly on the way to make you sparkle |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I be a total weirdo? Can I have a strawberry daiquiri and some scampi fries please?
Should I be encouraging you with snacks 
Waaa try stopping me "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a whiskey please Hope 
And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta  "
You sit wherever you want Belle. This is a happy lounge.
On the rocks? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a whiskey please Hope
And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta
Can i sandwich the other side "
Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need a long, stiff one please Hope
Harvey Wallbanger?
Offtt hello
Or how about a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall?"
OMG what a night this is going to be! I'm settling in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need a long, stiff one please Hope
Harvey Wallbanger?
Offtt hello
Or how about a Long Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall?
OMG what a night this is going to be! I'm settling in"
We don't do anything by halves at my place |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Hello dear Hope! 
I'd like something non-alcoholic with no almond milk. Maybe chilled sparkling water with ice and some sliced strawberries?
Also I have Pride nails. Soft Pride nails because I have dinner with the in laws soon and don't want them to have a heart attack.
I hope you're good! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a whiskey please Hope
And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta
You sit wherever you want Belle. This is a happy lounge.
On the rocks?
Yes please Hope x"
I shall find you some Mickey Mouse shaped ice cubes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a whiskey please Hope
And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta
Can i sandwich the other side
Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed "
I’d love you to … I’m still waiting for my pint though  |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
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"Can I have a whiskey please Hope
And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta
You sit wherever you want Belle. This is a happy lounge.
On the rocks?
Yes please Hope x
I shall find you some Mickey Mouse shaped ice cubes "
Ohhh yes please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a whiskey please Hope
And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta
Can i sandwich the other side
Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed
I’d love you to … I’m still waiting for my pint though "
Good things come to those who wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can I have a whiskey please Hope
And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta
Can i sandwich the other side
Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed
I’d love you to … I’m still waiting for my pint though
Good things come to those who wait "
I’ll keep waiting then  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a whiskey please Hope
And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta
Can i sandwich the other side
Ask him nicely and I am sure it will be allowed
I’d love you to … I’m still waiting for my pint though "
I serve with a smile not speed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello dear Hope!
I'd like something non-alcoholic with no almond milk. Maybe chilled sparkling water with ice and some sliced strawberries?
Also I have Pride nails. Soft Pride nails because I have dinner with the in laws soon and don't want them to have a heart attack.
I hope you're good!"
Meli I s ya but you do order like Sally in when Harry met Sally
I have crushed you some strawberries at the bottom of the glass with some slices at the top
Pic of the nails please? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can I have a whiskey please Hope
And can I please sit next to the lovely Mr Tmta
You sit wherever you want Belle. This is a happy lounge.
On the rocks?
Yes please Hope x
I shall find you some Mickey Mouse shaped ice cubes
Ohhh yes please "
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hi Hope. I would love a porn star martini please. I really could do with a few drinks today xx"
Coming up Nora. I will get the second one on the go soon. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Op, I can't get used to your two eyed pic.
Not a criticism just an observation from me... "
Just for you I have changed to one eye. Don't want you getting squiffy from having to look at two  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m just going to sit here in this cost little corner, with my pipe and smoking jacket, nursing a gin and tonic, relaying ancient tales of times gone by.  "
Sounds like my kind of evening, minus the gin, pipe and smoking jacket |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Hope. Hit me with a large one please? "
That would be my bum - boom boom
Harvey Wallbangers are my retro special this evening complete with environmentally friendly cocktail umbrellas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Anything yoy have....as long as it csn be main-lined right into my vein....its been a heinous day!!
Oh goodness. I have had a bad one too so I feel your pain. Drip feed bubbly on the way to make you sparkle "
Youre a total beaut xx |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Good evening Hope. Hit me with a large one please?
That would be my bum - boom boom
Harvey Wallbangers are my retro special this evening complete with environmentally friendly cocktail umbrellas "
You can’t go far wrong with a little umbrella in your drink, it’s so glam |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m still on my bedside vigil so alcohol not appropriate but coffee and a chocolate biscuit would be appreciated thank you Hope xx "
to you my friend.
Coffee, chocolate biscuits and and big hug to you all xx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good evening Hope. Hit me with a large one please?
That would be my bum - boom boom
Harvey Wallbangers are my retro special this evening complete with environmentally friendly cocktail umbrellas
You can’t go far wrong with a little umbrella in your drink, it’s so glam "
Well I like to add a little bit of sparkle if I can x |
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"I’m still on my bedside vigil so alcohol not appropriate but coffee and a chocolate biscuit would be appreciated thank you Hope xx
to you my friend.
Coffee, chocolate biscuits and and big hug to you all xx "
Thank you x |
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Oh, Hope. What a jolly idea!
I've been working hard today so no idea what's been going on in the forum, but I'm in the bath now & would love an ice cold Pepsi Max?
Just close your eyes to avoid the fat lady wallowing |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pint of rum, please!
White or dark?
Spiced for me please. Oh hang on. I’ve got one already. x"
That was for someone way up the top. You don't want to be drinking leftovers |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh, Hope. What a jolly idea!
I've been working hard today so no idea what's been going on in the forum, but I'm in the bath now & would love an ice cold Pepsi Max?
Just close your eyes to avoid the fat lady wallowing "
Ice cold one coming up. And don't be silly |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello dear Hope!
I'd like something non-alcoholic with no almond milk. Maybe chilled sparkling water with ice and some sliced strawberries?
Also I have Pride nails. Soft Pride nails because I have dinner with the in laws soon and don't want them to have a heart attack.
I hope you're good!
Meli I s ya but you do order like Sally in when Harry met Sally
I have crushed you some strawberries at the bottom of the glass with some slices at the top
Pic of the nails please?"
How does Sally order? Like a bit of a pretentious twunt? I've got that dooooown. One picture will be winging its way to you shortly! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello dear Hope!
I'd like something non-alcoholic with no almond milk. Maybe chilled sparkling water with ice and some sliced strawberries?
Also I have Pride nails. Soft Pride nails because I have dinner with the in laws soon and don't want them to have a heart attack.
I hope you're good!
Meli I s ya but you do order like Sally in when Harry met Sally
I have crushed you some strawberries at the bottom of the glass with some slices at the top
Pic of the nails please?
How does Sally order? Like a bit of a pretentious twunt? I've got that dooooown. One picture will be winging its way to you shortly! "
You are not a pretentious taunt! She knows what she wants and how she wants it. |
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"Oh, Hope. What a jolly idea!
I've been working hard today so no idea what's been going on in the forum, but I'm in the bath now & would love an ice cold Pepsi Max?
Just close your eyes to avoid the fat lady wallowing
Ice cold one coming up. And don't be silly "
Mwah! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"How does Sally order? Like a bit of a pretentious twunt? I've got that dooooown. One picture will be winging its way to you shortly!
You are not a pretentious taunt! She knows what she wants and how she wants it. "
Oh I see! That applies in all areas of my life *nudge nudge wink wink*. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"How does Sally order? Like a bit of a pretentious twunt? I've got that dooooown. One picture will be winging its way to you shortly!
You are not a pretentious taunt! She knows what she wants and how she wants it.
Oh I see! That applies in all areas of my life *nudge nudge wink wink*."
If people hadn't guessed Meli is referring to that thing called sex |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The last time I went on a vodka bender I woke up naked in an empty bathtub….. in Spain!
Am loving my pornstar martini’s at the mo lol"
At least you know you cannot leave the country by accident at the moment |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Did anyone leave any messages for me?
Were you expecting one?
Yeah there was a couple wanted to show me their etchings.. Or was it stamp collection. "
Oh those two. You have to be a bit wary of them |
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"Did anyone leave any messages for me?
Were you expecting one?
Yeah there was a couple wanted to show me their etchings.. Or was it stamp collection.
Oh those two. You have to be a bit wary of them "
Good info thanks barkeep.... I'll have a pint of the black stuff while I'm pondering the error of my ways... And what bar snacks have you got to sell to me? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Jack Daniels Sinatra over 1 cube of ice and a Guinness with Schweppes Black current ( black current in first please to pink the head) .. thank you "
Just off to find the Schweppes blackcurrant. Some people are so fussy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you got a pack of cards behind the bar? I think it's time to get a game on the go and I think at this point in the evening darts maybe a little dangerous."
We like to live dangerously have the darts |
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"Have you got a pack of cards behind the bar? I think it's time to get a game on the go and I think at this point in the evening darts maybe a little dangerous.
We like to live dangerously have the darts "
Now your talking. This is clearly our sort of place. All we need now to start round one is the first tray of shots please. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Have you got a pack of cards behind the bar? I think it's time to get a game on the go and I think at this point in the evening darts maybe a little dangerous.
We like to live dangerously have the darts
Now your talking. This is clearly our sort of place. All we need now to start round one is the first tray of shots please."
Slippery nipples coming up |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Really fancy some strawberry Pimms
It is nearly Wimbledon
Yep, got my tickets today "
Fantastic. I used to work in the Press Centre at Wimbledon back in the 90's. The atmosphere around the place is brilliant. |
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