There’s some right shit on today so here is your chance to create as cynical and crap a new TV game show as humanly imaginable.
The best one will be commissioned by ITV.
I’m going for, The Masked Shitter wherein a mystery celebrity in a costume will…..well, you’ve probably guessed what they will do from the title and a panel of forgettable judges will have to guess who it is.
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Whose crime is it anyway?
A bunch of actors and one convicted felon line up. Asking only yes or no questions you have to establish the crime and criminal.
Rounds could include miming carrying out said crime, lucky dip - diving into a comically large bag to find equipment used etc
I'm thinking either Paddy Mcguinness ("let the con see the job") or Danny Dyer to host |
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Not a full show, more like a round on generation game -
(cock) ring toss. Team game where one contestants takes turns throwing a ring at a fella's erect penis to score a point by looping it. Partner's job is to keep him hard without physical contact
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"SpunkEye
Like Bullseyes except one of the contestants' face has a target drawn on it. Get the spunk in the eye for a top score."
I can already hear the prize announcements "Innnnn 1!" A year's supply of contact lenses |
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Wheel of Fucktune - same board as wheel of fortune but every hidden word or phrase is an innuendo or position.
Instead of accumulation of points you aquire seconds and the grand prize is spending that amount of time with that week's celeb |
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"First Dates: The Jump: Attention seeking celebs jump out of a plane and have to pair up with one another before they hit the ground."
Parachute only opens if they match up? |
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"First Dates: The Jump: Attention seeking celebs jump out of a plane and have to pair up with one another before they hit the ground.
Parachute only opens if they match up?"
Imagine the mess ha ha |
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"First Dates: The Jump: Attention seeking celebs jump out of a plane and have to pair up with one another before they hit the ground.
Parachute only opens if they match up?"
Yes, but unbeknown to them, their landing zone has been heavily mined  |
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"SpunkEye
Like Bullseyes except one of the contestants' face has a target drawn on it. Get the spunk in the eye for a top score."
Bob Spunkhouse could be the game show host. |
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Yorkshire Farm Blind Date: Celebs are blindfolded and let loose in the cattle shed in order to find a date. Will they get lucky and find another celeb to pair up with or will they instead come across the resident inseminating bull….? |
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Guess whose top this is:
Celebs donate one item of torso wear to a hundred hand picked audience members for their hands on examination of.
They then have to choose what celeb from among 4 that item belongs too.
Of course the celebs are trying to stitch them up.
Guaranteed to have us in stitches too!
I need water...I'm dehydrating!!
PS I have not read but first two of prior suggestions so my idea may have already been stolen. |
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Through the glory hole.
10 couples, you have to reach through and guess which one is your partners privates. Those through to the next round have to identify their partners bum (we would definitely get that one!). Then the boob round. It will be hosted by Holly Willoughby as she's a bit short of work  |
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The Degeneration Game: Vernon Kay/Paddy McGuinness/Phillip Scofield or some other typically mediocre host tasks a group of Love Island type nob heads and sets them the task of copulating ineptly and indiscriminately on a conveyor belt for three minutes.
After this time they will be asked to recall the names of the people (and the cuddly toy) they have just frolicked with.
The winner is given an STD test |
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Ready Steady Fuck
Members of the public bring an assortment of things they have round the house and have a professional sex toy maker create a sex toy. They then get to try it out. First to orgasm wins. |
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Drink Yer Pint Right.
A game show for celebs to show off their drinking prowess (and humourously talk about their exploits while around their favourite lagers/beer without hopefully naming those names)
the game is also in the general public guessing which brew it is?
Which they vote on by Telephone.
First to guess gets a specially signed celeb beer mat and £200 pounds worth of free beer advertising.
Scarf, hat, gloves etc. |
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