The very word is one of my favourites in the English language as is its old version, ‘Ballocks’.
Versatile to; ‘Behold my bollocks.’, ‘What the bollocks is that?!’, ‘What a bollocking mess!’ etc.
Hail the bollocks everyone  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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BALLS.....
Fotballs - yes!
Cricket balls/compound balls - yes!
Male Genitalia - NO! God's got a bloody good sense of humour or is he a she?
Never in the history of women have I heard " I just love a good chew on a male ball bag..." NEVER!!!!!!!
I have quite reasonably big kerb hangers (modestly just sayin' - don't do bragging - just not me!) Just like my dear old "Pa-Par"???
Sometimes when I go to sit in my car normally (as you do), all of a sudden when my bum hits the seat my jeans tighten up & it becomes very uncomfortable in the ball bag region (no I have not got a hard on - just in cas anyone asks....), all of a sudden I can't get my Squirrel nutkins twins to relax. I then have to put my hands down my jeans to correct the un-comfortable-ness. It really is quite painfull! Funny & seriously.....
Do women have this problem with their tatas (boobs), when the put a fresh bra on say in the morning before a given activity? Do they have to re-allign the twins?
I never get it right! it pisses me off!!!!! Mega uncomfortable....
OMG this has just become a "Dear Dierdrie" bit.......
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"BALLS.....
Fotballs - yes!
Cricket balls/compound balls - yes!
Male Genitalia - NO! God's got a bloody good sense of humour or is he a she?
Never in the history of women have I heard " I just love a good chew on a male ball bag..." NEVER!!!!!!!
I have quite reasonably big kerb hangers (modestly just sayin' - don't do bragging - just not me!) Just like my dear old "Pa-Par"???
Sometimes when I go to sit in my car normally (as you do), all of a sudden when my bum hits the seat my jeans tighten up & it becomes very uncomfortable in the ball bag region (no I have not got a hard on - just in cas anyone asks....), all of a sudden I can't get my Squirrel nutkins twins to relax. I then have to put my hands down my jeans to correct the un-comfortable-ness. It really is quite painfull! Funny & seriously.....
Do women have this problem with their tatas (boobs), when the put a fresh bra on say in the morning before a given activity? Do they have to re-allign the twins?
I never get it right! it pisses me off!!!!! Mega uncomfortable....
OMG this has just become a "Dear Dierdrie" bit.......
"
 I feel thy pain brother.
I call it a ‘Ball Saw’ - when one sits down in tight jeans and the central seam cuts painfully and deeply into the man orbs.
‘Tis not a pleasant sensation. No sir |
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