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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day. 
So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.
What are they and why?!
Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation…. "
Why the toilet U-bend?! |
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"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….
Why the toilet U-bend?!"
It both doubles as both a hygenic plumbing aid as well as a field expedient snorkel. Well….that’s what Bear told me  |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.
So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.
I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.
And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.
Either that or an all inclusive hotel! |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.
So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.
I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.
And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.
Either that or an all inclusive hotel! "
*food |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….
Why the toilet U-bend?!"
I know why |
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"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….
Why the toilet U-bend?!
I know why "
 Don’t forget to bring the squirty cream….  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….
Why the toilet U-bend?!
I know why
Don’t forget to bring the squirty cream…. "
My three are a toilet U-bend, squirty cream and _ensuallover1000. Hours of fun |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A toilet U-Bend, A certain Mr Bear Grylls and a 1980’s circa copy of Rustler magazine…..should be an interesting vacation….
Why the toilet U-bend?!
It both doubles as both a hygenic plumbing aid as well as a field expedient snorkel. Well….that’s what Bear told me "
Ah ha!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4  "
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists ! |
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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists ! "
smart arse and you know I'm not lying |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
smart arse and you know I'm not lying "
Who, moi   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A machete - handy in many ways from chopping wood to carving bowls/tools.
A hammock - safer off the ground to sleep on…
Music/radio to keep me entertained. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists ! "
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you."
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"A magic machine that dispenses and food, drink or medical item I need.
A huge canopied day bed.
A sexy man to keep me entertained. you've been thinking about this for a while haven't you  "
It's all I've been thinking about in this heat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me "
...is it solar powered? That's way too cool! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me "
But the internet isn't in your phone. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Practicalities first, luxuries later "
Well you never know who else might turn up..or what they bring |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me
...is it solar powered? That's way too cool!"
I'm not on the bleeding island yet
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me
But the internet isn't in your phone."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice? "
Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts
Of course I'll share my lollies with him |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?
Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts
Of course I'll share my lollies with him"
Well it’s obvious when you explain it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
It's obvious.
So come on….why squirrels?!?!?? "
'cos they're nuts innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me
But the internet isn't in your phone.
"
You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?
Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts
Of course I'll share my lollies with him
Well it’s obvious when you explain it! "
Bet you wish you'd put Midnight on your essentials list now |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?
Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts
Of course I'll share my lollies with him
Well it’s obvious when you explain it!
Bet you wish you'd put Midnight on your essentials list now "
It’s not to late to change my mind. Plus I get added ice lollies and a squirrel! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me
But the internet isn't in your phone.
You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone "
Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
Tell me more about the squirrel? What’s with that choice?
Well we all need a friend right, to cuddle with, chatter to, exercise with.. And he can run up the tree and get us both coconuts
Of course I'll share my lollies with him
Well it’s obvious when you explain it!
Bet you wish you'd put Midnight on your essentials list now
It’s not to late to change my mind. Plus I get added ice lollies and a squirrel! "
Haha its a win win!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me
But the internet isn't in your phone.
You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone
Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that
"
Stop winding the techie up! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
It's obvious.
So come on….why squirrels?!?!??
'cos they're nuts innit "
Well this threads cheering my work day no end  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me
But the internet isn't in your phone.
You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone
Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that
Stop winding the techie up! "
wanna suck my lolly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
It's obvious.
So come on….why squirrels?!?!??
'cos they're nuts innit
Well this threads cheering my work day no end "
It's singlehandedly reducing my productivity! LOL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me
But the internet isn't in your phone.
You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone
Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that
Stop winding the techie up!
wanna suck my lolly "
Yes or I'll switch your internet off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
It's obvious.
So come on….why squirrels?!?!??
'cos they're nuts innit
Well this threads cheering my work day no end
It's singlehandedly reducing my productivity! LOL"
Lucky for me systems crashed |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me
But the internet isn't in your phone.
You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone
Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that
Stop winding the techie up!
wanna suck my lolly
Yes or I'll switch your internet off "
I'm gonna blow clouds over your island |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m beginning to think I took this far to seriously
Nobody asked me about the squirrel
It's obvious.
So come on….why squirrels?!?!??
'cos they're nuts innit
Well this threads cheering my work day no end
It's singlehandedly reducing my productivity! LOL
Lucky for me systems crashed "
Oh i might have to use that excuse later haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Unlimited iced lollies, solar powered internet +audio books and a squirrel
That's 4
*Unlimited iced lollies
*solar powered internet with access to audio books
*and a squirrel
Is that better ? I love making lists !
Solar powered internet?! It's not in a box you can carry around with you.
Oh the irony as i ready this on the little box i carry around with me
But the internet isn't in your phone.
You would need solar powered satellite internet capable dish with wifi AND solar powered phone
Pfffttt...you are not going to last long on your island with an attitude like that
Stop winding the techie up!
wanna suck my lolly
Yes or I'll switch your internet off
I'm gonna blow clouds over your island "
Good. I hate the heat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take 3 wise women for company.
We will make things we need.
Ohhh I’m not sure I could cope with that
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Haha.
I have very specific 3 in mind. My little tribe.
Random ones - no thanks. I would just walk into the ocean.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take 3 wise women for company.
We will make things we need.
I’m up for that I’m not that wise but "
I get very serious at times..we need to harmonise that. You are invited;-). X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take 3 wise women for company.
We will make things we need.
I’m up for that I’m not that wise but "
You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I'd take 3 wise women for company.
We will make things we need.
I’m up for that I’m not that wise but
You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel "
A squirrel  you know the way to my heart |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd take 3 wise women for company.
We will make things we need.
I’m up for that I’m not that wise but
You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel
A squirrel you know the way to my heart "
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me |
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"I'd take 3 wise women for company.
We will make things we need.
I’m up for that I’m not that wise but
You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel
A squirrel you know the way to my heart "
Bloody hell! I’ve been upstaged by a fecking squirrel now! Not even a mention! Words hurt Belle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me "
How is he going to swim |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums."
^^He knows^^ |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.
So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.
I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.
And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.
Either that or an all inclusive hotel! "
You were doing so well until the hotel |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
^^He knows^^ "
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By *VineMan
over a year ago
The right place |
"My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.
So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.
I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.
And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.
Either that or an all inclusive hotel!
You were doing so well until the hotel "
I thought I spotted a loop hole |
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By *elle xWoman
over a year ago
Doire Theas |
"I'd take 3 wise women for company.
We will make things we need.
I’m up for that I’m not that wise but
You can come to Midnight + Vine's island... We've got solar powered internet, ice lollies + a squirrel
A squirrel you know the way to my heart
Bloody hell! I’ve been upstaged by a fecking squirrel now! Not even a mention! Words hurt Belle "
sorry about that |
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"A car door
A Wilson football
and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce
Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be? "
Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me
How is he going to swim "
fact, they can swim |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A machete - handy in many ways from chopping wood to carving bowls/tools.
A hammock - safer off the ground to sleep on…
Music/radio to keep me entertained."
If you need a hand building…. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My priorities would be clean water, shelter and food.
So, I’d want some binoculars, good for spotting passing ships but also to focus the sun to make fire.
I’d want a machete to chop wood and make stuff like a bed and shelter.
And some fishing hooks and line to catch fold.
Either that or an all inclusive hotel!
You were doing so well until the hotel
I thought I spotted a loop hole"
Nope…cheat |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A car door
A Wilson football
and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce
Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be?
Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot "
Oh god, how will you get spare parts! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me
How is he going to swim fact, they can swim "
Midnight goes to google |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me
How is he going to swim fact, they can swim
Midnight goes to google "
some can even fly |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me
How is he going to swim fact, they can swim
Midnight goes to google some can even fly "
Just how gullible do you think i am!! |
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"A car door
A Wilson football
and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce
Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be?
Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot
Oh god, how will you get spare parts! "
On Amazon like everyone else |
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"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me
How is he going to swim fact, they can swim
Midnight goes to google some can even fly
Just how gullible do you think i am!! "
You think the internet is in your phone |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me
How is he going to swim fact, they can swim
Midnight goes to google some can even fly
Just how gullible do you think i am!!
You think the internet is in your phone "
Shush you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"A car door
A Wilson football
and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce
Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be?
Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot
Oh god, how will you get spare parts!
On Amazon like everyone else "
How you getting prime delivery?!? And ordering it?!!?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A car door
A Wilson football
and a bottle of Worcestershhhhhire sauce
Ahhh the essentials in life.. What colour will the car door be?
Any, I’m not fussed. So long as I can wind the window down if it gets too hot
Oh god, how will you get spare parts!
On Amazon like everyone else "
Can you order my squirrel some peanuts |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A solar powered satellite receiver, a solar powered laptop and a machete
Use the sat receiver to get the internet, laptop to watch how to survive on a desert island videos on YouTube, and keep up with the forums.
And the machete just in case midnight's squirrel escapes her island and attacks me
How is he going to swim fact, they can swim
Midnight goes to google some can even fly
Just how gullible do you think i am!!
You think the internet is in your phone
Shush you"
Pffffft ... |
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If bear grylls is to believed a knife a lighter flint and a water bottle is all you need. But i will go for alcohol music and a volleyball to chat to because if its good enough for tom hanks its good enough for me. Il only last a week but WHAT a week id have! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A working satellite radio, my kindle with all my books downloaded and a barrel of water
Kindles a good call "
Wait 'til the teckie comes along and asks where she's gonna plug it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A working satellite radio, my kindle with all my books downloaded and a barrel of water
Kindles a good call
Wait 'til the teckie comes along and asks where she's gonna plug it "
You called |
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"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.
So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.
What are they and why?!
Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work "
A knife (actually my knife) as it has a whetstone stone in the sheath,
Fishing tackle and I'll take yourself as my no.3 OP, |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play
Il play
I've already brought the voleyball. Dude, you've got a free item!"
Oh in that case I think we’ll need some sun screen… |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.
So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.
What are they and why?!
Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work
A knife (actually my knife) as it has a whetstone stone in the sheath,
Fishing tackle and I'll take yourself as my no.3 OP, "
Not sure how many islands I can be on at the same time….unless it’s now turning into a fab desert island?! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play
Il play
I've already brought the voleyball. Dude, you've got a free item!
Oh in that case I think we’ll need some sun screen… "
Please apply liberally especially round the white bits |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"A volleyball, net and music … who wants to play
Il play
I've already brought the voleyball. Dude, you've got a free item!
Oh in that case I think we’ll need some sun screen…
Please apply liberally especially round the white bits "
I was thinking we could all help each other you know those hard to reach places |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.
So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.
What are they and why?!
Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work
A knife (actually my knife) as it has a whetstone stone in the sheath,
Fishing tackle and I'll take yourself as my no.3 OP,
Not sure how many islands I can be on at the same time….unless it’s now turning into a fab desert island?! my island is the best, it has fitted stairs,  "
OMFG that hurt I laughed so much |
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By (user no longer on site)
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An axe, a knife and some tarp. After setting up shelter and a fire I’m hoping I’ll be able to attract other fab members who may also be on the island who may have opted for a wind up radio, some beer and condoms |
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"So I get the feeling it’s going to be a long day.
So stranded on a desert island with only three items of your choice.
What are they and why?!
Will be popping in as and when I can between a dull day in work "
if I had you that’s all I would need |
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Update: I’m seriously regretting bringing Bear Grylls as one of my three items as he’s doing my head in now with his over exaggerated acting and feigning that we’re in a seriously perilous situation for the camera crew (which he obviously brought along with him, and they’re all fully stocked with supplies I might add!)
Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll? |
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"Update: I’m seriously regretting bringing Bear Grylls as one of my three items as he’s doing my head in now with his over exaggerated acting and feigning that we’re in a seriously perilous situation for the camera crew (which he obviously brought along with him, and they’re all fully stocked with supplies I might add!)
Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?"
Damn I was going to offer to take his place |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
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"Update: I’m seriously regretting bringing Bear Grylls as one of my three items as he’s doing my head in now with his over exaggerated acting and feigning that we’re in a seriously perilous situation for the camera crew (which he obviously brought along with him, and they’re all fully stocked with supplies I might add!)
Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?
Damn I was going to offer to take his place "
Are you good at wiping arses then? |
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"Update: I’m seriously regretting bringing Bear Grylls as one of my three items as he’s doing my head in now with his over exaggerated acting and feigning that we’re in a seriously perilous situation for the camera crew (which he obviously brought along with him, and they’re all fully stocked with supplies I might add!)
Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?
Damn I was going to offer to take his place "
Ooo please do |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Update: I’m seriously regretting bringing Bear Grylls as one of my three items as he’s doing my head in now with his over exaggerated acting and feigning that we’re in a seriously perilous situation for the camera crew (which he obviously brought along with him, and they’re all fully stocked with supplies I might add!)
Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?
Damn I was going to offer to take his place
Are you good at wiping arses then? "
I am yeah….very experienced |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Update: I’m seriously regretting bringing Bear Grylls as one of my three items as he’s doing my head in now with his over exaggerated acting and feigning that we’re in a seriously perilous situation for the camera crew (which he obviously brought along with him, and they’re all fully stocked with supplies I might add!)
Would anyone like to swap him for something useful like a bog roll?
Damn I was going to offer to take his place
Ooo please do "
On my way….may take a while |
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