Good folks: It’s time to get sexually creative!
I’m going to list three items below and all you have to do is describe how you’d incorporate them into a sexual scenario with the person directly above you. Simples 
The three items I have chosen for today’s debauchery are as follows:
1. A can of squirty cream
2. A 1970’s Space Hopper
and finally,
3: A toilet U-Bend
The more imaginative the better and there’s a prize of a signed (well….forged then) photo of Beaker from The Muppets (which is admittedly a bit soiled after I tributed it earlier - sorry about that) for the most creative.
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Here goes.
For some weird reason I'm at your house and you are in the bathroom when I hear a shout. I come into the bathroom and you're naked on your knees with your arse towards me.
"My nipple ring fell in the toilet as I flushed and now I've got my hand stuck in the U-bend," you say.
I leave the bathroom and upon entering the kitchen spy a can of squirty cream. In the hall is a space hopper. An idea comes to mind.
Back in the bathroom I undress and sit on the space hopper. I take the top of the cream and point it towards ...
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"Here goes.
For some weird reason I'm at your house and you are in the bathroom when I hear a shout. I come into the bathroom and you're naked on your knees with your arse towards me.
"My nipple ring fell in the toilet as I flushed and now I've got my hand stuck in the U-bend," you say.
I leave the bathroom and upon entering the kitchen spy a can of squirty cream. In the hall is a space hopper. An idea comes to mind.
Back in the bathroom I undress and sit on the space hopper. I take the top of the cream and point it towards ...
Do you want me to continue?! "
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