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As a counter to the "male bashing"...
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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They can be quite amusing silly things, once in a blue moon.
They can be great to stealth perv on or admire in the forums.
Bromance. Love bromance.
Fab men are great as friends who sometimes put their penis inside you. Those are the best kind of friends.
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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"They can be quite amusing silly things, once in a blue moon.
They can be great to stealth perv on or admire in the forums.
Bromance. Love bromance.
Fab men are great as friends who sometimes put their penis inside you. Those are the best kind of friends.
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High praise indeed!
*notes in diary* |
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How many fab men does it take to change a lightbulb?
7
One to turn up
Three to cancel at the last minute
One to want to put it in the wrong hole
And two to call you a fat slag for buying the wrong bulb |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All the men i have met have been lovely, even the ones i didn't have chemistry with. My selection criteria is based on personality and values so maybe that is why i have better luck? "
That’s good that you can foster the good nature out of them |
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"How many fab men does it take to change a lightbulb?
7
One to turn up
Three to cancel at the last minute
One to want to put it in the wrong hole
And two to call you a fat slag for buying the wrong bulb "
Spits coffee out.. absolutely brilliant.. FAF  |
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"How many fab men does it take to change a lightbulb?
7
One to turn up
Three to cancel at the last minute
One to want to put it in the wrong hole
And two to call you a fat slag for buying the wrong bulb
Spits coffee out.. absolutely brilliant.. FAF "
Mdepends on your socket my dear x |
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"How many fab men does it take to change a lightbulb?
7
One to turn up
Three to cancel at the last minute
One to want to put it in the wrong hole
And two to call you a fat slag for buying the wrong bulb
Spits coffee out.. absolutely brilliant.. FAF
Mdepends on your socket my dear x"
Screw fit  |
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"How many fab men does it take to change a lightbulb?
7
One to turn up
Three to cancel at the last minute
One to want to put it in the wrong hole
And two to call you a fat slag for buying the wrong bulb "
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"They can be quite amusing silly things, once in a blue moon.
They can be great to stealth perv on or admire in the forums.
Bromance. Love bromance.
Fab men are great as friends who sometimes put their penis inside you. Those are the best kind of friends.
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Love a stealth perv. Lions and tigers and bears - OH MY! |
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"How many fab men does it take to change a lightbulb?
7
One to turn up
Three to cancel at the last minute
One to want to put it in the wrong hole
And two to call you a fat slag for buying the wrong bulb
Spits coffee out.. absolutely brilliant.. FAF
Mdepends on your socket my dear x
Screw fit "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They can be quite amusing silly things, once in a blue moon.
They can be great to stealth perv on or admire in the forums.
Bromance. Love bromance.
Fab men are great as friends who sometimes put their penis inside you. Those are the best kind of friends.
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So that's where I left my penis. Could you post it back? |
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There are some wonderful men on FAB.
Fit ones
Funny ones
Kind ones
Silly ones
Beautiful ones.
Each are wonderful in their own way, and I'm lucky that I've met some who encompass all of the above.
I have also connected with one who will be a lifelong friend  x |
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Some of the men I've met on here have been amazing friends. Very supportive throughout personal issues I've experienced and it's great to know that they have my back but could also blow my back out on another occasion  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Some of the men I've met on here have been amazing friends. Very supportive throughout personal issues I've experienced and it's great to know that they have my back but could also blow my back out on another occasion "
Yup, this. I have found that my male forum friends have been far more trustworthy than anyone else |
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There are lots of wonderful guys on here...some of whom I'm lucky enough to be able to call friends. Some of them have even let me play with their winky.
What more could you want?
I like the men of Fab, as a collective...I certainly wouldn't be here if it weren't for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Gemini man and _hillout are my go to’s in terms of advice on here. They’re always consistently firm but fair and not afraid of telling me when I’m acting like a dick. |
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I’ve never had a bad experience while interacting with the men of Fab. You get out what you put in at the end of the day. I’ve had the usual hideous messages but so what. The good far outweighs the bad and some have become good friends. I value their friendship and support. It’s never been about just sex for me and I interacted with men that felt the same. Your experience is much better if you spend time with men that what the same things rather than complaining about those that don’t. Respect is a two way street. Bashing on the forum those that don’t meet with your requirements impacts those that do too. Who wants to spend time with men that have low self esteem and lack confidence? I’d name a few friends as I have done in the past, but I’ll message them directly instead. I bet they can’t wait |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There are lots of lovely, kind and supportive men on here, and I’ve made friends.
I’ve also met one who has changed me and my life irrevocably, in so many wonderful ways . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"….. I’d add without the men we’d have no boings
And I'd ask when was the last boing thread?!
What is a "boing thread" please?  "
It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’. "
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see? |
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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago
All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest |
"Gemini man and _hillout are my go to’s in terms of advice on here. They’re always consistently firm but fair and not afraid of telling me when I’m acting like a dick. "
Aww thanks
When I say something it's never with malicious intent, though we're all fallible and it can at times come out rougher than intended. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’.
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see?"
Some of those videos are beautiful. Like the best jack in the box ever. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met the best man for me here and fell in love.
I met one of my male best friends through Fab.
Men of fab are a significant reason as to how I am still here after 9 years.
I adore men... and yes you have variations of characters but that is true for all people regardless of gender.
You sexy guys make me horny, keep me horny and satisfy my horniness for which I thank you ... and will keep coming back for more 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’.
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see?"
It's like unpacking a surprise. |
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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago
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"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’.
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see?
It's like unpacking a surprise. "
You mean like Wish? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’.
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see?
It's like unpacking a surprise.
You mean like Wish?"
More like a genie. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’.
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see?
It's like unpacking a surprise.
You mean like Wish?
More like a genius. "
Hello  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’.
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see?
It's like unpacking a surprise.
You mean like Wish?
More like a genius.
Hello "
self publicity? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’.
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see?
It's like unpacking a surprise.
You mean like Wish?
More like a genius.
Hello
self publicity? "
I like to spring out unexpectedly. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If this doesn't get me some good dick, I don't know what will "
Thank you MissAprodite
This is second funniest thing Ive seen on Fab and both in the same day
Im tempted to start a thread about stopping female bashing just so I can write 'If this dosnt get me some good fanny, I don't know what will'
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's like unpacking a surprise. "
Mmmm, Tuberose, when wrapped, there isn't much of a surprise with me (Senpai), based on the bulge in the wrapping...
You would be more than welcome to unwrap me though!
Seiko and I will try and get a pov video of her unwrapping me, with the much anticipated... Boing! |
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"If this doesn't get me some good dick, I don't know what will
Thank you MissAprodite
This is second funniest thing Ive seen on Fab and both in the same day
Im tempted to start a thread about stopping female bashing just so I can write 'If this dosnt get me some good fanny, I don't know what will'
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You are welcome to steal all my best lines, so long as I am fully credited |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's like unpacking a surprise.
Mmmm, Tuberose, when wrapped, there isn't much of a surprise with me (Senpai), based on the bulge in the wrapping...
You would be more than welcome to unwrap me though!
Seiko and I will try and get a pov video of her unwrapping me, with the much anticipated... Boing! "
Let's call it a highlight of this morning..
I will await patiently. Thank you. X |
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"Im tempted to start a thread about stopping female bashing just so I can write 'If this dosnt get me some good fanny, I don't know what will' "
Have you heard about menopause magnets, they are slipped into the panties and supposedly help relieve symptoms - litterally a fanny-magnet!
If as a guy you slip one in your shorts, does this mean your nethers will be inextricably attracted to women passing by (albeit menopausal women)? ! |
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"Thank you to the woman that don’t treat all men the same, especially us younger men! "
Nice women will always look at the individual person rather than lumping all guys together.
And you are definitely one of the good ones
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you click with someone its worth the wait
I'm waiting, I'm waiting......."
Why did I read that in a voice like the Easter Island head in Night of the Museum! |
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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago
Secret hideaway in the pennines |
"If this doesn't get me some good dick, I don't know what will well there is an abundance to choose from, in all shapes and sizes
Yes, I think I've seen most of them on here."
you haven't seen mine, as I very rarely whip it out for public display, only a very select few have had that honour |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They can be quite amusing silly things, once in a blue moon.
They can be great to stealth perv on or admire in the forums.
Bromance. Love bromance.
Fab men are great as friends who sometimes put their penis inside you. Those are the best kind of friends.
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What?? The best ones must do that? How about putting cake inside you? Will that do? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"When you click with someone its worth the wait
I'm waiting, I'm waiting.......
Why did I read that in a voice like the Easter Island head in Night of the Museum! "
OK, OK, OK. Yes, i have a big head. |
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By *tue555Man
over a year ago
Passed Beyond Reach |
"Im tempted to start a thread about stopping female bashing just so I can write 'If this dosnt get me some good fanny, I don't know what will'
Have you heard about menopause magnets, they are slipped into the panties and supposedly help relieve symptoms - litterally a fanny-magnet!
If as a guy you slip one in your shorts, does this mean your nethers will be inextricably attracted to women passing by (albeit menopausal women)? ! "
Magnets repel as well as attract - what is your magnet (question to the wider audience) |
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"They can be quite amusing silly things, once in a blue moon.
They can be great to stealth perv on or admire in the forums.
Bromance. Love bromance.
Fab men are great as friends who sometimes put their penis inside you. Those are the best kind of friends.
What?? The best ones must do that? How about putting cake inside you? Will that do? "
Cake. And Steak. And Jaffa cakes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...Tell me something good about the men of Fab, either collectively or as individuals.
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Occasionally a good one pops up, in more ways that one, and rekindles my faith in men. Some have great pictures (not cock pics)to perve over. Keep em coming guys |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"...Tell me something good about the men of Fab, either collectively or as individuals.
We smell good, look good, taste good and by golly we does you good. "
A man a day helps you work, rest and play - showing my age with that one |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’.
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see?"
Some women want to see it from some men.
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"It’s when men upload videos of themselves doing ‘the boing’. Pulling their pants down slowly so their hard on springs out with a ‘Boing’.
Ah, right...
Is that really what women want to see?
Some women want to see it from some men.
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I think mine would spring up, hit my belly and cause an earthquake.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"They can be quite amusing silly things, once in a blue moon.
They can be great to stealth perv on or admire in the forums.
Bromance. Love bromance.
Fab men are great as friends who sometimes put their penis inside you. Those are the best kind of friends.
What?? The best ones must do that? How about putting cake inside you? Will that do?
Cake. And Steak. And Jaffa cakes! "
Any time!!! We simply have to agree who makes the better Jaffa Cakes!! |
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99% of my messages off men are polite and complimentary and if turned down I get a polite response. Also the majority of the guys on the forums are open minded and will support the TV/TS community when some Transphobic prick occasionally turns up on a thread.
So most of my interactions with the Men on here are positive and I honestly think it’s the few rather than the majority that are severely criticised by some threads on here.
Please take a bow guys, you’re just as important as any gender on here, without you there’s no Fabswingers |
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"They can be quite amusing silly things, once in a blue moon.
They can be great to stealth perv on or admire in the forums.
Bromance. Love bromance.
Fab men are great as friends who sometimes put their penis inside you. Those are the best kind of friends.
What?? The best ones must do that? How about putting cake inside you? Will that do?
Cake. And Steak. And Jaffa cakes!
Any time!!! We simply have to agree who makes the better Jaffa Cakes!! "
You're on, sir! Jaffa munching contest tbc! X |
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"99% of my messages off men are polite and complimentary and if turned down I get a polite response. Also the majority of the guys on the forums are open minded and will support the TV/TS community when some Transphobic prick occasionally turns up on a thread.
So most of my interactions with the Men on here are positive and I honestly think it’s the few rather than the majority that are severely criticised by some threads on here.
Please take a bow guys, you’re just as important as any gender on here, without you there’s no Fabswingers "
Aw, well said  |
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"How many fab men does it take to change a lightbulb?
7
One to turn up
Three to cancel at the last minute
One to want to put it in the wrong hole
And two to call you a fat slag for buying the wrong bulb "
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"I like the men here
The bromance that’s going on at the moment is a wonderful thing  "
When I watch love island (don't judge) I love watching the bromances and are always amazed how relaxed they are showing physical affection. |
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"Erm... Nope...
Got nothing
But you have juicy sausages & firm meatballs!!!
All you need in your perfect guy
Throw in chocolate, occasional flowers & lots of hugs and you're there, Grumpling "
Wow its scary how well you know me |
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Single guys are a two edged sword for us.
We dont meet them or should I say my wife hasnt shown mush interest in meeting one either on her own or for a 3sum. The few occasions we tried, we got let down or stood up. Has never happened in 23 years and I do not expect that to change.
At the same time, we both have single profiles as well as our couples profile.
Not once through fab have I ever got a meet directly through my (male) single account. Happened through our couples account because we had met the other couple as a couple previously and they knew we did that we played solo and it's also happened via other means not on fab as well.
Point is, the general consensus seems to be most people I've interacted with on fab wont entertain married guys, even people weve met directly because of the drama they've had with meeting "single" guys.
Their experiance is some guys got weird and pushy, some guys where cheating on their spouses, some where bo shows, they felt accounts where fake and it was just the guy all long etc etc etc.
Point is, when there are so many single guys on the site and so many flakes within that batch, it reflects badly on all single guys and it has pushed a lot of people in to relying on clubs for their own safety and peice of mind.
We have a cuckquean dynamic so this is a problem for us but thankfully, we do fine with couples meets
We know their are legit guys on here. We know bot everyone is the same. We just wish we could all tell who is who.
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"...Tell me something good about the men of Fab, either collectively or as individuals.
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As an Individual you won’t find anyone with a better sense of humour collectively the biggest selection of dick pics any penis enthusiast could ask for  |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Aww they’re a lovely lot to me I have no complaints about the men folk
Yeah I agree to be fair. The men I’ve interacted with are lovely. Can’t say same about some of the women unfortunately! x"
Not me though Nora |
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"Aww they’re a lovely lot to me I have no complaints about the men folk
Yeah I agree to be fair. The men I’ve interacted with are lovely. Can’t say same about some of the women unfortunately! x
Not me though Nora "
Hell no x |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
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I’m not a fan of several of the guys on here for various reasons but at times there can be a sense of camaraderie and some guys have made me snort with laughter.
When the humour is genuine some guys are hilarious and if I were to wear a cap, I’d doff it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The ones I’ve met have been really respectful and great guys .
However I take time to chat with a potential meet and I can tell from the chat it’s going to be a great meet with mutual respect and acceptance .
I agree You shouldn’t let one bad apple spoil the bag of apples .
The only thing I dislike is labels eg
Friends with benefits
The only benefit is sex if you don’t go out as friends is that supposed to be enough for a women ?
Play friend ! I’m not 3 years old
Why does there need to be a label ?
I appreciate everyone has different views and ideals
But for me I like to be treated with respect and on a meet that will be reciprocated.
I much prefer shall we meet ? It’s then a simple yes or no x
Like I say everyone has different views but I do feel communication is key for getting those fantastic meets xx
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"Some of us are actually quite friendly
Not friendly enough to offer your face to sit on, though. Tsssk  "
I don't think anyone has asked me recently and I've never thought about just offering it up before |
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"Some of us are actually quite friendly
Not friendly enough to offer your face to sit on, though. Tsssk
I don't think anyone has asked me recently and I've never thought about just offering it up before "
Well now you know |
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