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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
Good evening everyone and welcome to Tuesday nights nocturnal thread.
Why not stop by and say hello and chat some nonsense with us until the early hours..
Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
Oh bugger Mark beat me to it
I think i should get a prize anyway. "
I appear to be the filling in an ash and lorna sandwich
lorna I would've happily given you the prize until I found out it was hobnobs - the prince of biscuits! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
Oh bugger Mark beat me to it
I think i should get a prize anyway.
I appear to be the filling in an ash and lorna sandwich
lorna I would've happily given you the prize until I found out it was hobnobs - the prince of biscuits!"
Then its the best sandwich ever!
Its ok i know where his stash. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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It's SO confusing you guys having the same profile pic
Today I worked a lot. Booked a taxi to take me 20-odd miles to collect a hire car. It came 50mins late ( ), only got to the hire place with 5min to spare and discovered that despite it being a Vauxhall SUV thingy, I still had to put the seats down to get the wheelchair in
I miss my estate Mum-mobile ![](/icons/s/2/crying.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"Good evening Lorna and Ash, evening all
Hello lovely lady. X
Lorna, it’s hot and sticky x
It is Babs but I have an ice lolly "
Ooo nice. What sort of lolly and where are you sticking it? Or is it to eat? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
A special prize tonight
Chocolate?
Erm … that’s favouritism anyone would think you’re engaged
Ohh I love that!
I love weddings. Have I mentioned that? "
No I Don't think so. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"What do I win?
Oh bugger Mark beat me to it
I think i should get a prize anyway.
I appear to be the filling in an ash and lorna sandwich
lorna I would've happily given you the prize until I found out it was hobnobs - the prince of biscuits!"
I do love a sandwich.... ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
A special prize tonight
Chocolate?
Erm … that’s favouritism anyone would think you’re engaged
Ohh I love that!
I love weddings. Have I mentioned that?
No I Don't think so. "
Then I must try harder! ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's SO confusing you guys having the same profile pic
Today I worked a lot. Booked a taxi to take me 20-odd miles to collect a hire car. It came 50mins late ( ), only got to the hire place with 5min to spare and discovered that despite it being a Vauxhall SUV thingy, I still had to put the seats down to get the wheelchair in
I miss my estate Mum-mobile "
Is that better?
Ohh you really are having rotton luck with cars. ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
A special prize tonight
Chocolate?
Erm … that’s favouritism anyone would think you’re engaged
Ohh I love that!
I love weddings. Have I mentioned that?
No I Don't think so.
Then I must try harder! "
You need to go hat shopping. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"It's SO confusing you guys having the same profile pic
Today I worked a lot. Booked a taxi to take me 20-odd miles to collect a hire car. It came 50mins late ( ), only got to the hire place with 5min to spare and discovered that despite it being a Vauxhall SUV thingy, I still had to put the seats down to get the wheelchair in
I miss my estate Mum-mobile "
Good evening Mrs KC...it's me hot Ash!...I hope it worked out in the end. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
A special prize tonight
Chocolate?
Erm … that’s favouritism anyone would think you’re engaged
Ohh I love that!
I love weddings. Have I mentioned that?
No I Don't think so.
Then I must try harder!
You need to go hat shopping. "
I’ve been looking. I think I might wear a fascinator ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
A special prize tonight
Chocolate?
Erm … that’s favouritism anyone would think you’re engaged
Ohh I love that!
I love weddings. Have I mentioned that?
No I Don't think so.
Then I must try harder!
You need to go hat shopping.
I’ve been looking. I think I might wear a fascinator "
Lovely
I might have had a quick look in a bridal shop today ![](/icons/s/cool.gif) |
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"It's SO confusing you guys having the same profile pic
Today I worked a lot. Booked a taxi to take me 20-odd miles to collect a hire car. It came 50mins late ( ), only got to the hire place with 5min to spare and discovered that despite it being a Vauxhall SUV thingy, I still had to put the seats down to get the wheelchair in
I miss my estate Mum-mobile
Is that better?
Ohh you really are having rotton luck with cars. "
Awwwwww fanks for unconfuddling my little pea brain . Oh, the pic is pretty decent too
Today underlined why I need a bloody car. Without the taxi (which could come at its leisure), I was completely unable to travel the 20-odd miles. Anyone who supports pricing cars off the road should try travelling by wheelchair ![](/icons/s/2/eh.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It's SO confusing you guys having the same profile pic
Today I worked a lot. Booked a taxi to take me 20-odd miles to collect a hire car. It came 50mins late ( ), only got to the hire place with 5min to spare and discovered that despite it being a Vauxhall SUV thingy, I still had to put the seats down to get the wheelchair in
I miss my estate Mum-mobile
Is that better?
Ohh you really are having rotton luck with cars.
Awwwwww fanks for unconfuddling my little pea brain . Oh, the pic is pretty decent too
Today underlined why I need a bloody car. Without the taxi (which could come at its leisure), I was completely unable to travel the 20-odd miles. Anyone who supports pricing cars off the road should try travelling by wheelchair "
Agreed, we always use Uber and find them really helpful and reliable. |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
A special prize tonight
Chocolate?
Erm … that’s favouritism anyone would think you’re engaged
Ohh I love that!
I love weddings. Have I mentioned that?
No I Don't think so.
Then I must try harder!
You need to go hat shopping.
I’ve been looking. I think I might wear a fascinator
Lovely
I might have had a quick look in a bridal shop today "
Exciting! Did a quick look involve trying anything on? ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
A special prize tonight
Chocolate?
Erm … that’s favouritism anyone would think you’re engaged
Ohh I love that!
I love weddings. Have I mentioned that?
No I Don't think so.
Then I must try harder!
You need to go hat shopping.
I’ve been looking. I think I might wear a fascinator
Lovely
I might have had a quick look in a bridal shop today
Exciting! Did a quick look involve trying anything on? "
No
You have make an appointment. ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
A special prize tonight
Chocolate?
Erm … that’s favouritism anyone would think you’re engaged
Ohh I love that!
I love weddings. Have I mentioned that?
No I Don't think so.
Then I must try harder!
You need to go hat shopping.
I’ve been looking. I think I might wear a fascinator
Lovely
I might have had a quick look in a bridal shop today
Exciting! Did a quick look involve trying anything on?
No
You have make an appointment. "
Oh yes, that would make sense ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do I win?
A special prize tonight
Chocolate?
Erm … that’s favouritism anyone would think you’re engaged
Ohh I love that!
I love weddings. Have I mentioned that?
No I Don't think so.
Then I must try harder!
You need to go hat shopping.
I’ve been looking. I think I might wear a fascinator
Lovely
I might have had a quick look in a bridal shop today
Exciting! Did a quick look involve trying anything on?
No
You have make an appointment.
Oh yes, that would make sense "
There are quite a few restrictions actually ![](/icons/s/sad.gif) |
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"Working and now trying to find motivation for the gym
If you are replying to someone its easier to use reply+quote
Apologies I blame my fat fingers for pressing the wrong one"
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"Working and now trying to find motivation for the gym
If you are replying to someone its easier to use reply+quote
Apologies I blame my fat fingers for pressing the wrong one
No problem, just makes it easier. "
I new to forums as well so just getting my head round it |
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"Working and now trying to find motivation for the gym
If you are replying to someone its easier to use reply+quote
Apologies I blame my fat fingers for pressing the wrong one
No problem, just makes it easier.
I new to forums as well so just getting my head round it"
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"Working and now trying to find motivation for the gym
If you are replying to someone its easier to use reply+quote
Apologies I blame my fat fingers for pressing the wrong one
No problem, just makes it easier.
I new to forums as well so just getting my head round it
Well welcome to the forums.
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Thank you. Its been pleasant so far |
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"It's SO confusing you guys having the same profile pic
Today I worked a lot. Booked a taxi to take me 20-odd miles to collect a hire car. It came 50mins late ( ), only got to the hire place with 5min to spare and discovered that despite it being a Vauxhall SUV thingy, I still had to put the seats down to get the wheelchair in
I miss my estate Mum-mobile
Is that better?
Ohh you really are having rotton luck with cars.
Awwwwww fanks for unconfuddling my little pea brain . Oh, the pic is pretty decent too
Today underlined why I need a bloody car. Without the taxi (which could come at its leisure), I was completely unable to travel the 20-odd miles. Anyone who supports pricing cars off the road should try travelling by wheelchair
Agreed, we always use Uber and find them really helpful and reliable. "
Uber haven't really ventured into this part of GM. You get the odd one that's ventured from the big urban areas on a weekend but they head back to the concrete jungle pretty quickly! It's good old phone a taxi and hope here. We also don't have Uber Eats, Deliveroo or similar! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello dear Ash and night owls!
Hello Meli...are you enjoying the lovely weather? "
I am! It's so beautiful and my freckles are blossoming. I hope it continues until the weekend and then I can wear my boobiest summer dress. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hello dear Ash and night owls!
Hello Meli...are you enjoying the lovely weather?
I am! It's so beautiful and my freckles are blossoming. I hope it continues until the weekend and then I can wear my boobiest summer dress. "
I hope the hot weather continues then! ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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"Hello dear Ash and night owls!
Hello Meli...are you enjoying the lovely weather?
I am! It's so beautiful and my freckles are blossoming. I hope it continues until the weekend and then I can wear my boobiest summer dress. "
Oh how lovely, I do love a nice summer dress. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I haven't actually said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone else
Goooooooooood Eveeeeeeeening Mrs KC!
How was IKEA?
Lorna is sending you a msg
I saw, I saw! Lovely "
I did enjoy our drink and cake in the restaurant ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I haven't actually said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone else
Goooooooooood Eveeeeeeeening Mrs KC!
How was IKEA?
Lorna is sending you a msg
I saw, I saw! Lovely
I did enjoy our drink and cake in the restaurant "
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Hello dear Ash and night owls!
Hello Meli...are you enjoying the lovely weather?
I am! It's so beautiful and my freckles are blossoming. I hope it continues until the weekend and then I can wear my boobiest summer dress.
Oh how lovely, I do love a nice summer dress. "
I'm so excited to wear one! Jamie Hants helped me see the value and common sense in buying one and I will be so summery. I might even wear a floral crown. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hello dear Ash and night owls!
Hello Meli...are you enjoying the lovely weather?
I am! It's so beautiful and my freckles are blossoming. I hope it continues until the weekend and then I can wear my boobiest summer dress.
Oh how lovely, I do love a nice summer dress.
I'm so excited to wear one! Jamie Hants helped me see the value and common sense in buying one and I will be so summery. I might even wear a floral crown. "
Ohh you so should.
I brought 3 new summer dresses today. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"I haven't actually said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone else
Goooooooooood Eveeeeeeeening Mrs KC!
How was IKEA?
Lorna is sending you a msg
I saw, I saw! Lovely
I did enjoy our drink and cake in the restaurant "
You look so pleased to be home in the pic ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
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"Hello dear Ash and night owls!
Hello Meli...are you enjoying the lovely weather?
I am! It's so beautiful and my freckles are blossoming. I hope it continues until the weekend and then I can wear my boobiest summer dress.
Oh how lovely, I do love a nice summer dress.
I'm so excited to wear one! Jamie Hants helped me see the value and common sense in buying one and I will be so summery. I might even wear a floral crown. "
I shall call you Queen Meli ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I haven't actually said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone else
Goooooooooood Eveeeeeeeening Mrs KC!
How was IKEA?
Lorna is sending you a msg
I saw, I saw! Lovely
I did enjoy our drink and cake in the restaurant
You look so pleased to be home in the pic "
I was as happy as Larry... ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"I haven't actually said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone else
Goooooooooood Eveeeeeeeening Mrs KC!
How was IKEA?
Lorna is sending you a msg
I saw, I saw! Lovely
I did enjoy our drink and cake in the restaurant
You look so pleased to be home in the pic
I was as happy as Larry... "
Did you enjoy unpacking the stuff and building your new modular storage system, probably called Hjammelflook or something?! |
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"I haven't actually said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone else
Goooooooooood Eveeeeeeeening Mrs KC!
How was IKEA?
Lorna is sending you a msg
I saw, I saw! Lovely
I did enjoy our drink and cake in the restaurant
You look so pleased to be home in the pic
I was as happy as Larry...
Did you enjoy unpacking the stuff and building your new modular storage system, probably called Hjammelflook or something?!"
He wouldn't know as he didn't don't! ![](/icons/s/rolleyes.gif) |
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"I haven't actually said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone else
Goooooooooood Eveeeeeeeening Mrs KC!
How was IKEA?
Lorna is sending you a msg
I saw, I saw! Lovely
I did enjoy our drink and cake in the restaurant
You look so pleased to be home in the pic
I was as happy as Larry...
Did you enjoy unpacking the stuff and building your new modular storage system, probably called Hjammelflook or something?!
He wouldn't know as he didn't don't! "
Come now, Ash. Surely you enjoy getting your allen key out?! ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"I haven't actually said good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening to everyone else
Goooooooooood Eveeeeeeeening Mrs KC!
How was IKEA?
Lorna is sending you a msg
I saw, I saw! Lovely
I did enjoy our drink and cake in the restaurant
You look so pleased to be home in the pic
I was as happy as Larry...
Did you enjoy unpacking the stuff and building your new modular storage system, probably called Hjammelflook or something?!
He wouldn't know as he didn't don't!
Come now, Ash. Surely you enjoy getting your allen key out?! "
A what key? ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By *ot-Ash OP Man
over a year ago
London |
"Bon soiree a Tous.
It's too hot to sleep here. I'm sure that I'll nod off around 2am. "
Bon soir Green eggs...I guess they are still celebrating in France the victory against Germany tonight ![](/icons/s/3/whitewine.gif) |
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"Has everyone gone for a sitdown wee?
I'm in bed, so no wee-wees here
I had a Granddad nap in ma recliner earlier, so I'll be up for a few hours yet "
I've got a brew so should probably have a sit down wee before I settle down
I hope you had a good nap? |
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"Has everyone gone for a sitdown wee?
I'm in bed, so no wee-wees here
I had a Granddad nap in ma recliner earlier, so I'll be up for a few hours yet
I've got a brew so should probably have a sit down wee before I settle down
I hope you had a good nap?"
Well yeah, but I missed most of the France v Germany game ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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"Has everyone gone for a sitdown wee?
I'm in bed, so no wee-wees here
I had a Granddad nap in ma recliner earlier, so I'll be up for a few hours yet
I've got a brew so should probably have a sit down wee before I settle down
I hope you had a good nap?
Well yeah, but I missed most of the France v Germany game "
Was a decent game, best I've watched though a bit scrappier than I'd have expected from France and Germany. I think Herr Löw is going to get it in the neck ![](/icons/s/eek.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hola boys
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose.
Yooooooooooooo!
You're up laaaaate.
Dozed off and woke up. Now now.. you know how it works. "
I do know how it works. |
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over a year ago
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"Hola boys
Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Rose.
Yooooooooooooo!
You're up laaaaate.
Dozed off and woke up. Now now.. you know how it works.
I do know how it works."
It works terribly. Does not make sense. So I'm here. Nonsense and all that jazz. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rose, do you know what day it is today?
Wiggly Wednesday ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif)
Tell me what happened on this day
It is Wiggle Wednesday. It's also Bloomsday. "
I think my outfit kinda fits.
It says ladies should wear a dark coloured skirt (long ) either black or green on a Bloomsday. And some white ruffled top. I'm white and ruffled for sure. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rose, do you know what day it is today?
Wiggly Wednesday ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif)
Tell me what happened on this day
It is Wiggle Wednesday. It's also Bloomsday.
I think my outfit kinda fits.
It says ladies should wear a dark coloured skirt (long ) either black or green on a Bloomsday. And some white ruffled top. I'm white and ruffled for sure. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What underwear tho
Who's underwear are you enquiring after?
I think its mine. You are dressed clearly.
I have none. Is there a pair going spare?"
But if I give my pants away I'll be Nicholas. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What underwear tho
Who's underwear are you enquiring after?
I think its mine. You are dressed clearly.
I have none. Is there a pair going spare?
But if I give my pants away I'll be Nicholas."
I just noticed you already lost the pants. And your penis is being romantic. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"On this day 2015 Donald Trump began his campaign for Republican nomination for US President.
I don't think I used that emoji before.. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What underwear tho
Who's underwear are you enquiring after?
I think its mine. You are dressed clearly.
I have none. Is there a pair going spare?
But if I give my pants away I'll be Nicholas.
I just noticed you already lost the pants. And your penis is being romantic. "
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"What underwear tho
Who's underwear are you enquiring after?
I think its mine. You are dressed clearly.
I have none. Is there a pair going spare?
But if I give my pants away I'll be Nicholas.
I just noticed you already lost the pants. And your penis is being romantic.
Hahahaha."
I will use that in your next MLS veri. ![](/icons/s/mrgreen.gif) |
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"On this day 1959 we lost George Reeves.
He was only 45 to
Look Jim. We have a company. Not the most sane. But still. "
Today I shall be talking about U-Bends.
What a marvellous invention they are ![](/icons/thumb_up.png) |
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"On this day 1959 we lost George Reeves.
He was only 45 to
Look Jim. We have a company. Not the most sane. But still.
Her butt is still. ^"
Neveeeeer. It is a fidgety bum. |
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"On this day 1959 we lost George Reeves.
He was only 45 to
Look Jim. We have a company. Not the most sane. But still.
Today I shall be talking about U-Bends.
What a marvellous invention they are "
Im trying to work out whether it has anything to do with a u bend of my skirt.
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"On this day 1959 we lost George Reeves.
He was only 45 to
Look Jim. We have a company. Not the most sane. But still.
Today I shall be talking about U-Bends.
What a marvellous invention they are
Im trying to work out whether it has anything to do with a u bend of my skirt.
Lie to me. "
Um….yes…yes, that’s exactly what I meant
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"On this day 1959 we lost George Reeves.
He was only 45 to
Look Jim. We have a company. Not the most sane. But still.
Today I shall be talking about U-Bends.
What a marvellous invention they are
Im trying to work out whether it has anything to do with a u bend of my skirt.
Lie to me.
Um….yes…yes, that’s exactly what I meant
"
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"Additionally….did you all know that the ingenious design actually dates back to 1775 and is originally credited to one Alexander Cumming?
Ahhh….I am a veritable cure for insomnia me… "
The design for what? |
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"Additionally….did you all know that the ingenious design actually dates back to 1775 and is originally credited to one Alexander Cumming?
Ahhh….I am a veritable cure for insomnia me…
The design for what?"
The humble Trap They later became more commonly known as U Bends following the introduction of the U-shaped trap by the wonderfully named, Thomas Crapper in 1880.
I can hear snoring…
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"Additionally….did you all know that the ingenious design actually dates back to 1775 and is originally credited to one Alexander Cumming?
Ahhh….I am a veritable cure for insomnia me…
The design for what?
The humble Trap They later became more commonly known as U Bends following the introduction of the U-shaped trap by the wonderfully named, Thomas Crapper in 1880.
I can hear snoring…
"
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"Additionally….did you all know that the ingenious design actually dates back to 1775 and is originally credited to one Alexander Cumming?
Ahhh….I am a veritable cure for insomnia me…
The design for what?
The humble Trap They later became more commonly known as U Bends following the introduction of the U-shaped trap by the wonderfully named, Thomas Crapper in 1880.
I can hear snoring…
No shit."
Tonight I shall replace counting sheep with images of ‘debris’ passing around one of these most marvellous inventions
‘One poop….two poop….’ |
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"Additionally….did you all know that the ingenious design actually dates back to 1775 and is originally credited to one Alexander Cumming?
Ahhh….I am a veritable cure for insomnia me…
The design for what?
The humble Trap They later became more commonly known as U Bends following the introduction of the U-shaped trap by the wonderfully named, Thomas Crapper in 1880.
I can hear snoring…
No shit.
Tonight I shall replace counting sheep with images of ‘debris’ passing around one of these most marvellous inventions
‘One poop….two poop….’ "
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