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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’m grumpy and sore and a bit fed up.
Please cheer me up.
Ps Posh told me if I didn’t post this she’d make you all send me willies (not literally, I prefer them attached).
So, you can choose who you send the willies to…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hmmm, I'm not sure a cool-box full of severed cocks would brighten anyone's day... that's a kink to far I reckon!
What's up?
Does a random compliment help? You look fantastic! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will only send you willies if you'd like me to. There are such pictures on my prifile anyway.
As for Dad jokes, usually I've got loads, but right at this moment my mind is a complete blank.
Probably down to the headache I've had all day.
If any jokes come to me, I'll send them your way |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well one of you had seen the pics of mine so......... 
Sharing is caring 
Sounding rod in or out? You choose for her hahahaha"
Oh lord. I can't be trusted with decisions.....  |
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A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, ‘Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?’
The boyfriend says, ‘Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again!’ |
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"Well one of you had seen the pics of mine so.........
Sharing is caring
Sounding rod in or out? You choose for her hahahaha
Oh lord. I can't be trusted with decisions..... "
Well of you don't then im not sending anything at all....some friend you are for a fallen angel  |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well one of you had seen the pics of mine so.........
Sharing is caring
Sounding rod in or out? You choose for her hahahaha
Oh lord. I can't be trusted with decisions.....
Well of you don't then im not sending anything at all....some friend you are for a fallen angel "
Fine. Both. So she can compare  |
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"Well one of you had seen the pics of mine so.........
Sharing is caring
Sounding rod in or out? You choose for her hahahaha
Oh lord. I can't be trusted with decisions.....
Well of you don't then im not sending anything at all....some friend you are for a fallen angel
Fine. Both. So she can compare "
On your head be it  |
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An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ‘Er…Madam, I think you have the wrong room!’
The old lady replies, ‘You put in my husband's teeth last week, now you need to remove them!’ |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well one of you had seen the pics of mine so.........
Sharing is caring
Sounding rod in or out? You choose for her hahahaha
Oh lord. I can't be trusted with decisions.....
Well of you don't then im not sending anything at all....some friend you are for a fallen angel
Fine. Both. So she can compare
On your head be it "
Don't put your willy on my head! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"An old woman walked into a dentist's office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, ‘Er…Madam, I think you have the wrong room!’
The old lady replies, ‘You put in my husband's teeth last week, now you need to remove them!’"
Hahaha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Well one of you had seen the pics of mine so.........
Sharing is caring
Sounding rod in or out? You choose for her hahahaha
Oh lord. I can't be trusted with decisions.....
Well of you don't then im not sending anything at all....some friend you are for a fallen angel
Fine. Both. So she can compare
On your head be it
Don't put your willy on my head!"
Isn’t your mouth in your head? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’m grumpy and sore and a bit fed up.
Please cheer me up.
Ps Posh told me if I didn’t post this she’d make you all send me willies (not literally, I prefer them attached).
So, you can choose who you send the willies to…."
Pic sent OP, I'll warn you - it's HUGE. |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Well one of you had seen the pics of mine so.........
Sharing is caring
Sounding rod in or out? You choose for her hahahaha
Oh lord. I can't be trusted with decisions.....
Well of you don't then im not sending anything at all....some friend you are for a fallen angel
Fine. Both. So she can compare
On your head be it
Don't put your willy on my head!
Isn’t your mouth in your head? "
It is. But I said on.... not in |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m grumpy and sore and a bit fed up.
Please cheer me up.
Ps Posh told me if I didn’t post this she’d make you all send me willies (not literally, I prefer them attached).
So, you can choose who you send the willies to….
Pic sent OP, I'll warn you - it's HUGE. "
Ooh it is |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I have a new joke on my status every day, I’m hilarious 
The past, present and future never get on whilst camping, it’s intense tenses in tents.
When life gives you melons, you’re dyslexic.
My friend doesn’t understand cloning. I said; that makes two of us.
I hope that you’re feeling better soon |
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"Well one of you had seen the pics of mine so.........
Sharing is caring
Sounding rod in or out? You choose for her hahahaha
Oh lord. I can't be trusted with decisions.....
Well of you don't then im not sending anything at all....some friend you are for a fallen angel
Fine. Both. So she can compare
On your head be it
Don't put your willy on my head!
Isn’t your mouth in your head? "
You never know when it comes to Posh |
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"I’m grumpy and sore and a bit fed up.
Please cheer me up.
Ps Posh told me if I didn’t post this she’d make you all send me willies (not literally, I prefer them attached).
So, you can choose who you send the willies to…."
I can send boobs? |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I’m grumpy and sore and a bit fed up.
Please cheer me up.
Ps Posh told me if I didn’t post this she’d make you all send me willies (not literally, I prefer them attached).
So, you can choose who you send the willies to….
I can send boobs? "
I feel a little faint. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m grumpy and sore and a bit fed up.
Please cheer me up.
Ps Posh told me if I didn’t post this she’d make you all send me willies (not literally, I prefer them attached).
So, you can choose who you send the willies to….
I can send boobs? "
Always from you |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynaecologist?
A genealogist looks up the family tree, as opposed to a gynaecologist….who looks up the family bush."
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A fella’s walking down the road, clenching his bum cheeks together. A man asks “are you ok?” and the fella says “not really, I’s shit myself!” The man says “Well in that case, I reckon you’d be better off shaking it out your trouser leg, not clenching to hold it in” and the fella says “I will when I’ve finished!” |
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"If my wife would allow it I would love to cheer you up. She won’t but I enjoyed the thought Regardless.
That’s an enormous Willy "
That is an enormous Willy...and a hunky bloke... and a lovely wife  |
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Rabbit goes into a cafe and ordered a cheese and ham toastie, he does the same for 7 days in a row, on the 8th day he orders plain cheese and the 9th day has cheese and onion
No sign of the rabbit for weeks and weeks, when he next goes back to the cafe the owner goes over and asks where have you been, not seen you for weeks, been really ill said the rabbit! Oh that’s not good said the owner what was wrong
Bad case of mixing me toasties |
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"A fella’s walking down the road, clenching his bum cheeks together. A man asks “are you ok?” and the fella says “not really, I’s shit myself!” The man says “Well in that case, I reckon you’d be better off shaking it out your trouser leg, not clenching to hold it in” and the fella says “I will when I’ve finished!”"
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Um remember the part where I said send HER willies......
Some of you have the wrong inbox (I'm talking to the lurkers mainly)
Fine! I'll stop sending them! "
You're not lurking now. Carry on |
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A chap is sitting in the doctor's office.
The doctor walks in and says, ‘I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating.’
The shocked chap replies, ‘I don't understand, why?!’
‘Because..’, the doctor says, ‘I'm trying to examine you.’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Want some willies ? Lol
Yes please
You can play with your own pal
He's played with it so much it fell off. "
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Well he’s not having mine ... maybe yours  |
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A family's driving behind a dustcart when a dildo suddenly flies out the back and hits against the cars windscreen.
Hugely embarrassed by this event and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, ‘Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect.’
‘Holy shit!’, the boy replies. I'm surprised it could get off the ground with a cock that size!’ |
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By *andm300Man
over a year ago
guildford |
"If my wife would allow it I would love to cheer you up. She won’t but I enjoyed the thought Regardless.
That’s an enormous Willy "
Well thank you. So local too. Such a tease seeking you tweet you nipple in your vid  |
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"I’m grumpy and sore and a bit fed up.
Please cheer me up.
Ps Posh told me if I didn’t post this she’d make you all send me willies (not literally, I prefer them attached).
So, you can choose who you send the willies to…."
You’re getting my Willy, hand delivered |
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"I’m grumpy and sore and a bit fed up.
Please cheer me up.
Ps Posh told me if I didn’t post this she’d make you all send me willies (not literally, I prefer them attached).
So, you can choose who you send the willies to…."
Seriously though, you was there for me when I was going through a bad time. I’m here if you need anything x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I’m grumpy and sore and a bit fed up.
Please cheer me up.
Ps Posh told me if I didn’t post this she’d make you all send me willies (not literally, I prefer them attached).
So, you can choose who you send the willies to….
Seriously though, you was there for me when I was going through a bad time. I’m here if you need anything x"
Thank you |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Aww lovely.. Sorry you're feeling like that! I'm not having a great day either so I don't have jokes. Just heaps of best wishes and some rubbish day empathy.
I lurvvve these dad jokes.. So cute n daft. X
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Aww lovely.. Sorry you're feeling like that! I'm not having a great day either so I don't have jokes. Just heaps of best wishes and some rubbish day empathy.
I lurvvve these dad jokes.. So cute n daft. X
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Huge hugs to you too  |
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