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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Turns out Busty Belle and I have never been motorboated.....
And I'm curious.
Ladies..... does it actually do anything for you?
Folks who like to motorboat..... what does it do for you?
Are we missing out? Should we seek out motorboaters?  |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_HQdq-7wk
I think I'm going to have to add this to my bucket list...
I know what it is but just have not thought about doing it?
However, She would have to replace "the dentist chair" with luke warm cup of tea. Somewhere to rest my cup & saucer!  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.
True story.
With your helmet? 
Yes.
Golly.
They had 'a thing' for stormtroopers.  "
And you gave them a thing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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only ever done in jest to raise a laugh, never would/could it be a sexual act surely?!  ...then again, some of the kinks that are out there, it's tame by comparison |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bd_HQdq-7wk
I think I'm going to have to add this to my bucket list...
I know what it is but just have not thought about doing it?
However, She would have to replace "the dentist chair" with luke warm cup of tea. Somewhere to rest my cup & saucer! "
Goodness me! |
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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago
Maldon and Peterborough |
"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.
True story.
With your helmet?
Yes.
Golly.
They had 'a thing' for stormtroopers.
And you gave them a thing? "
Hey...... I'm a gentleman. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"only ever done in jest to raise a laugh, never would/could it be a sexual act surely?! ...then again, some of the kinks that are out there, it's tame by comparison"
I've no idea!
But I like comedy moments..... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I did motorboat 2 steampunk ladies once - whilst dressed as a stormtrooper.
True story.
With your helmet?
Yes.
Golly.
They had 'a thing' for stormtroopers.
And you gave them a thing?
Hey...... I'm a gentleman. "
Yes. Yes you are |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"One of my past times is spontaneously slapping men in the face with my boobs or gently resting one breast on their head unexpectedly if that counts."
I've done that!
That's just funny |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I meant motorboating - have you ever given yourself a motorboating?
I'm getting tired... Too much sun..."
I figured out what you meant.....
And answered  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Never tried it myself, but head between boobs. What's not to like?
But what's in it for me?
Erm... Erm... Funny noises?  "
I like funny noises.
Wanna try? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Never tried it myself, but head between boobs. What's not to like?
But what's in it for me?
Erm... Erm... Funny noises?
I like funny noises.
Wanna try? "
Sure thing... Hablrlrlrlrlrlrrllrrlrlrlrlrbblrlrblrl
How was that? |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Something else I’ma virgin of
Join the gang!
Ever fancied it?
I’d never thought of it ‘til now "
We should line up all the motorboatees and all the motorboaters and have a mass boat!
On a boat! |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
I had my hair cut by a pregnant hairdresser.
She apologised for her boobs in my face as well as the bump pressing against me from time to time. I did not make a sound but laughed. She did too!
It was the best hair cut I ever had.... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Never tried it myself, but head between boobs. What's not to like?
But what's in it for me?
Erm... Erm... Funny noises?
I like funny noises.
Wanna try?
Sure thing... Hablrlrlrlrlrlrrllrrlrlrlrlrbblrlrblrl
How was that? "
I just ch0ked on my drink from laughing. Perfect. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I had my hair cut by a pregnant hairdresser.
She apologised for her boobs in my face as well as the bump pressing against me from time to time. I did not make a sound but laughed. She did too!
It was the best hair cut I ever had.... "
I bet! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve not read up there ^^ but surely someone’s mentioned that Marshland Motorboating is much better? 
What even is that?!
Google my friend, google "
I made that mistake once before with something you suggested.
Will I need eye bleach? |
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