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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Anything right now what would it be?

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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An iced caramel frappe please Lorna are you offering?

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Someone to give my shoulders a massage

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An iced caramel frappe please Lorna are you offering? "

Always offering ice cold beverages for you Babs. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything right now what would it be?"
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World peace and an end to hunger....or tickets to Florida

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Someone to give my shoulders a massage"

Oh that sounds bliss, hope you find a willing volunteer.

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

A shag!

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Anything right now what would it be?.

World peace and an end to hunger....or tickets to Florida "

Thats a lot of stuff!

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Koppaberg strawberry and lime cider ...

Just so happens Mrs C. Is holding one out to me...

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A shag!"

Hope your wish comes true. X

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

A swimming pool and all my friends around it enjoying a BBQ

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By *naswingdressWoman  over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

An air conditioned hotel room and a fully vaccinated friend or two to keep me company

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Koppaberg strawberry and lime cider ...

Just so happens Mrs C. Is holding one out to me..."

Oh how perfect.

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By *olourpurpleMan  over a year ago

Waterford

A proper massage.

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A shag!

Hope your wish comes true. X"

I can't see it happening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A swimming pool and all my friends around it enjoying a BBQ"

Sounds like the perfect way to spend a Sunday evening.

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By *alty surpriseMan  over a year ago

Uttoxeter

A message on here off someone I've fancied.. Wanting a meet!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"An air conditioned hotel room and a fully vaccinated friend or two to keep me company"

I can do the second part but iv only got a crappy fan.

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By *inkyInkedBiWoman  over a year ago

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A massage, a night of good company and fucking, and breakfast in bed

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

Someone to cook me a roast or bbq

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

A lovely big pair of boobies to play with

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By *urora1912Woman  over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

A message from my fuck buddy saying he's coming for a visit after moving away

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Koppaberg strawberry and lime cider ...

Just so happens Mrs C. Is holding one out to me...

Oh how perfect. "

She is, rather

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A proper massage. "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone who accepts me for me warts and all

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North


"Someone to spitroast me "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A message on here off someone I've fancied.. Wanting a meet!!!"

Why wait, send the first message.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Anything right now what would it be?.

World peace and an end to hunger....or tickets to Florida

Thats a lot of stuff! "

Just the tickets then x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A curly wurly"

You are easily pleased.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"A massage, a night of good company and fucking, and breakfast in bed "

Oh sounds awesome im sure you will get an offer or 2

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A curly wurly

You are easily pleased. "

First thing I thought of

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x"

Oh what about a bucket of sun cream and a hat?

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Anything right now what would it be?"

Lasagne.

Served to me by a lady in blue underwear.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Someone who accepts me for me warts and all "

Probably best not to mention warts!

I hope you find that person.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/06/21 17:20:12]

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By *uriouscouple83Couple  over a year ago

Worcester

A pulled pork and salad wrap served with an ice cold cider.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x

Oh what about a bucket of sun cream and a hat?"

Then you might aswel dress me as the marshmallow man from ghostbusters hahaha x

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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Oh I want an iced caramel frappe! Also someone to come and tell me "Meli, don't order that it won't suit you" and point me in the direction of things that will.

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By *reat me rightWoman  over a year ago

Rotherham

To have not been rejected as an adopter

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By *hesblokeMan  over a year ago

Derbyshire village


"Oh I want an iced caramel frappe! Also someone to come and tell me "Meli, don't order that it won't suit you" and point me in the direction of things that will. "

Buy it, Meli!

Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"To have not been rejected as an adopter "

Ohh I'm so very sorry.

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By *eliWoman  over a year ago

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"Oh I want an iced caramel frappe! Also someone to come and tell me "Meli, don't order that it won't suit you" and point me in the direction of things that will.

Buy it, Meli!

Sorry."

See, that was really helpful. Thanks to your wise words I'm going to be the proud owner of a neon green hoodie. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x

Oh what about a bucket of sun cream and a hat?

Then you might aswel dress me as the marshmallow man from ghostbusters hahaha x"

Well lots of women love a man in uniform

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Three cocks in me simultaneously

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By *reat me rightWoman  over a year ago

Rotherham


"To have not been rejected as an adopter

Ohh I'm so very sorry.

"

Xxxxx

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'll be off then!

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x

Oh what about a bucket of sun cream and a hat?

Then you might aswel dress me as the marshmallow man from ghostbusters hahaha x

Well lots of women love a man in uniform "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be off then!"

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x

Oh what about a bucket of sun cream and a hat?

Then you might aswel dress me as the marshmallow man from ghostbusters hahaha x

Well lots of women love a man in uniform "

**Current situation**

Painting a black bin bag white

Start sending the women, or woman! x x

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By *efinitely worth it...Woman  over a year ago

East Riding of Yorkshire

A large 99 with a flake, delivered by 2 tall, dark, handsome men who'll tease and stimulate whilst pushing every boundary...please

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x

Oh what about a bucket of sun cream and a hat?

Then you might aswel dress me as the marshmallow man from ghostbusters hahaha x

Well lots of women love a man in uniform

**Current situation**

Painting a black bin bag white

Start sending the women, or woman! x x"

Oh I think we need a photo of your sun resistant uniform.

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By *nabelle21Woman  over a year ago

B38


"To have not been rejected as an adopter "

That must have been difficult x

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By *issAphroditeWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

A good seeing to followed by a BBQ.

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I'll be off then!

Why?"

Cos I can

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nothing, all is good and as it should be

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I'll be off then!

Why?

Cos I can "

Well indeed you can but we would like you to stay. X

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By *iscean_dreamMan  over a year ago

Llanelli


"A massage, a night of good company and fucking, and breakfast in bed "

What she said

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 13/06/21 17:34:24]

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By *andycandy88Woman  over a year ago

Northolt

A new summer dress or top xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Nothing, all is good and as it should be "

Good to hear. X

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thunder storm

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

A lovely squishy booby hug, or a ruby magnum.

The ruby magnum is far more easily achievable!

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’m boiling hot here. Can someone cryogenically suspend me please?

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"Three cocks in me simultaneously "

Oh you devil!

Fair idea though and one I wouldn't say no to

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan  over a year ago

Birmingham

To know as why I can't pm you OP congratulations again

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace


"A massage, a night of good company and fucking, and breakfast in bed "

Oh that sounds rather fantastic too!

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By *occerstar579Man  over a year ago

Harrogate

Tindergirl....simples x

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Two booked, paid for hassle free holidays. One for my kids and friends and one with my partner. Greece would do nicely.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x

Oh what about a bucket of sun cream and a hat?

Then you might aswel dress me as the marshmallow man from ghostbusters hahaha x

Well lots of women love a man in uniform

**Current situation**

Painting a black bin bag white

Start sending the women, or woman! x x

Oh I think we need a photo of your sun resistant uniform. "

Check my profile pic lol

Just need find the paint haha x

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By *rincess PhoenixWoman  over a year ago

Southampton

A cool hotel room, a massage including yoni massage, a good fuck and then ice cream or cake (preferably black forest gateau)

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For it to be dark and cold and raining! Sat inside by the fire, glass of wine, a half decent guy...

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By *odgerMooreMan  over a year ago

Carlisle

Someone to sit under the gazebo with drinking rum and fancying the arse off!!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

My own swimming pool

Jo x

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By *manaWoman  over a year ago

Basingstoke

A massage!

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By *hunky GentMan  over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Someone to tickle.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It to be a beautiful winter's day x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A day off work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x

Oh what about a bucket of sun cream and a hat?

Then you might aswel dress me as the marshmallow man from ghostbusters hahaha x

Well lots of women love a man in uniform

**Current situation**

Painting a black bin bag white

Start sending the women, or woman! x x

Oh I think we need a photo of your sun resistant uniform.

Check my profile pic lol

Just need find the paint haha x"

Hahaha I love it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

A foot massage and this incredible cake called a zigomar.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"For the sun to run off, so my ginger self can stop hiding behind anything with a shadow lol x

Oh what about a bucket of sun cream and a hat?

Then you might aswel dress me as the marshmallow man from ghostbusters hahaha x

Well lots of women love a man in uniform

**Current situation**

Painting a black bin bag white

Start sending the women, or woman! x x

Oh I think we need a photo of your sun resistant uniform.

Check my profile pic lol

Just need find the paint haha x

Hahaha I love it "

Glad I brightened your day up lol but I can't find the paint, so if I go out like this it'll turn into shrink wrap and I'll look like a BBQ'd sausage haha x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

To be more excepted.

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By *hrista BellendWoman  over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

It to be September already

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By *illy_WxmMan  over a year ago

wrexham


"Anything right now what would it be?"

A holiday abroad without the need to quarantine on return

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A night of hot mutual sensual pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A fortnight in the villa I’ve found in Cuba with dancer,

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Someone to cook dinner. I haven't started it yet and I'm tired after a full day. I just want to sit down.

C

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A foot massage

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

my hayfever to fuck right off!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A marmite sandwich

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

A hug

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By *elle xWoman  over a year ago

Doire Theas


"An iced caramel frappe please Lorna are you offering? "

Ohhh I had my first ever one of those today it was so yummy

I would love someone to run me a big bubble bath

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to play with my hair.

Nikki x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For someone to come and unpack the car for me after camping and rub aftersun on..it was a scorcher!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A private lake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


" A private lake? "

Sounds lovely.

Can friends visit

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By *ussybagderMan  over a year ago

Salford

100mill and private island

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Money.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I would have it be Friday again... Weekends are not long enough!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

For the heat to bugger off...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

A magic wand to get rid of pain

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"A magic wand to get rid of pain "

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

To being his arms again cuddled up on the sofa x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good sleep.

Busy week ahead x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dad. Introduce him to his granddaughter

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By *gent CoulsonMan  over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

A lovely lady, snuggled up next to me, feeling there warmth, their soft skin under my touch

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tea and toast

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Tea and toast"

Oh! I'll have this too. With the magic pain remover thingy

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By *cloversCouple  over a year ago

Hull

Someone to waft me with a big feather like in the Cleopatra movies - cool me down & followed by a long hard massage

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By *rHotNottsMan  over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Tea and toast"

What’s stopping you ?

I didn’t want anything, I’m a little hungry but was going to be disciplined, go to be and dream about porridge and banana at 6am. But now I’m thinking tea and toast....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tea and toast

Oh! I'll have this too. With the magic pain remover thingy "

I don't share toast but the kettle is hot

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By *ooo wet tight hornyWoman  over a year ago

lancashire


"Anything right now what would it be?"

A white chocolate Magnum and a nice tasty fit guy to have naughty fun with...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West


"Tea and toast

Oh! I'll have this too. With the magic pain remover thingy

I don't share toast but the kettle is hot "

Ohhhhhh I'd expect my own slice, like! No milk or sugar, ta

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Tea and toast

What’s stopping you ?

I didn’t want anything, I’m a little hungry but was going to be disciplined, go to be and dream about porridge and banana at 6am. But now I’m thinking tea and toast...."

What's stopping you

mine has just the right amount of butter on, no sugar in me tea though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Someone to rub some aftersun on my back and fan me please

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By *elloWoman  over a year ago

alpha centauri

A naked cuddle, it's been forever since I last had one

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

a cuddle! even though i am already roasting

i really miss having someone to be close and intimate with

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A house and the knowledge I can actually afford to move.

At the moment I have neither and the clock is sadly ticking.

Oh and a car that's reliable would also be nice..

Lastly to not have to face all these problems on my own.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

At this moment nothing. All is good

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sleep

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By *rincess peachWoman  over a year ago

shits creek

Inner peace that my son will live a happy healthy life

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

A nice wet vagina on my face

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By *orbidden eastMan  over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Despite the obvious been in this alternative universe. Just people to chillout and relax and take things easy

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