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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North

I’ll go first.

My knob looks like Barry Manilow and my balls resemble Clint Eastwood.

Over to you

Love and Peace

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

Cock and balls? Ringo Starr

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Darth Vader

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

David Brent.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Miss piggy

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Mine is like a Roman battering ram and as creaky as one...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Cock and balls? Ringo Starr"

Is it the hair?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Looks like I've got Diana Ross in a leg-lock

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis

The elephant man

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Darth Vader"

Do you have a big helmet?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton


"Cock and balls? Ringo Starr

Is it the hair? "

Not really it’s the ensemble, droopy “nose” and puffy “cheeks”

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Looks like I've got Diana Ross in a leg-lock "

It must just be a chain reaction

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Darth Vader

Do you have a big helmet? "

Yep, same kinda shape to

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"The elephant man "

I knew it. You’re Dave the trucker really aren’t you?

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By *amie HantsWoman  over a year ago

Atlantis


"The elephant man

I knew it. You’re Dave the trucker really aren’t you? "

How did you know?!

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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Mary Poppins. Without the brolly, before you say anything

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"The elephant man

I knew it. You’re Dave the trucker really aren’t you?

How did you know?!"

The way you hold your Yorkie bar

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Mary Poppins. Without the brolly, before you say anything "

Cause we know where the brolly is that’s why

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Like a baby molerat yawning

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"Mary Poppins. Without the brolly, before you say anything

Cause we know where the brolly is that’s why "

Lost forever up there

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Like a baby molerat yawning "

Please tell me this is Mrs

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire

Mull of Kintyre & the Isle of Arran

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Mull of Kintyre & the Isle of Arran"

Paul McCartney?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Like a baby molerat yawning

Please tell me this is Mrs "

The one and only

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman  over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

A little smiley dolphin

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sylvester Stallone

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By *ussieChrisMan  over a year ago

Walsall

Beaker from the muppets.. lol

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By *abs..Woman  over a year ago

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"A little smiley dolphin "

I did read smiley as smelly at first

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By *rivateparts!Man  over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Joan rivers neck

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The worm from Mr men

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Like a baby molerat yawning

Please tell me this is Mrs

The one and only "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"A little smiley dolphin

I did read smiley as smelly at first "

That’s what she meant. Smiley is just a typo

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Joan rivers neck "

I still would

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By *issAphroditeWoman  over a year ago

Norwich

Like a sweaty Phil Mitchel in his beanie wearing phase.

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By *igmaMan  over a year ago

Yorkshire


"Mull of Kintyre & the Isle of Arran

Paul McCartney? "

Maybe one of Linda’s sausages???

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Like a sweaty Phil Mitchel in his beanie wearing phase."

When he was smacked up?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Mull of Kintyre & the Isle of Arran

Paul McCartney?

Maybe one of Linda’s sausages???"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cliff Richard?

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By *ensuallover1000Man  over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My penis resembles the late Bob hope or possibly Alfred Hitchcock.

Hmmmm…..ironic the second one….

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cliff Richard? "

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By *issAphroditeWoman  over a year ago

Norwich


"Like a sweaty Phil Mitchel in his beanie wearing phase.

When he was smacked up? "

The very same.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Shrek

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bart Simpson

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Verne Troyer as mini-me

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham


"Cliff Richard? "

Congratulations...

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By *agneto.Man  over a year ago

Bham

Have we had Gonzo yet?

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By *uriousscouserWoman  over a year ago

Wirral

Mr Blobby - pink and hairless and covered in a rash of yellow spots.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Nicolas cage lol

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Mr Blobby - pink and hairless and covered in a rash of yellow spots. "

Cum spots? Surely you can fun popping them?

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By *omer47Man  over a year ago

leigh

Warick davis...because they're small and wrinkley

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Warick davis...because they're small and wrinkley "

In his ewok outfit?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dorey

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By *reya73Woman  over a year ago

Whitley Bay

Lassie

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Lassie "

Come home, I mean come here

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bungle and zippy

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

From the right angle, my package looks like Danny DeVito sitting 50/50 on Jason Statham’s and Vin Diesel’s shoulders.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Bungle and zippy "

You have one hairy tit and the other is pierced?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"From the right angle, my package looks like Danny DeVito sitting 50/50 on Jason Statham’s and Vin Diesel’s shoulders."

Ooohhh shaven plumbs and a little Willy.

Very continental

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Bungle and zippy

You have one hairy tit and the other is pierced? "

No silly, zippy is my cunt, and I have a massive hairy arse like bungle

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Bungle and zippy

You have one hairy tit and the other is pierced?

No silly, zippy is my cunt, and I have a massive hairy arse like bungle"

Ah, silly me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cyril sneer

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Cyril sneer "

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Darth Vader

Do you have a big helmet? "

There's a picture of Darth todger in my gallery

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Dee Snider

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By *ools and the brainCouple  over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Danny devito from above

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By *lovisMan  over a year ago

Twickenham

Any ladies said Willie Nelson?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Darth Vader

Do you have a big helmet?

There's a picture of Darth todger in my gallery "

He even has a little cape

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By *ogueAngelMan  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol

Long John Silver.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Dee Snider "

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Dee Snider

Jesus "

It's the blonde curly hair

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Danny devito from above"

I do hope this is Mrs

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Leo Sayer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Leo Sayer."

On a bad day

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least. "

Photo please

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales


"Leo Sayer.

On a bad day "

No singing though, thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cannon and Balls....

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least. "

Everyone's bumhole looks like Maggie Smith's face

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By *ogueAngelMan  over a year ago

Near Bath / Bristol


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Everyone's bumhole looks like Maggie Smith's face "

Could be worse, your face could look like Maggie Smith's bumhole.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Photo please "

You'll just have to trust me. Like her character in Downton Abbey. Shady lady burning with lines. Still a lady though.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Everyone's bumhole looks like Maggie Smith's face "

I thought I was unique..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Sirlovingman.. you just ruined my evening. I thought everyone's bumholes lines were like fingerprints. Boo.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Everyone's bumhole looks like Maggie Smith's face

Could be worse, your face could look like Maggie Smith's bumhole."

You had some insights ?

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Sirlovingman.. you just ruined my evening. I thought everyone's bumholes lines were like fingerprints. Boo. "

There's a thought....it would make id parades more spectacular

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Photo please

You'll just have to trust me. Like her character in Downton Abbey. Shady lady burning with lines. Still a lady though. "

So you have a posh bumhole then?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Photo please

You'll just have to trust me. Like her character in Downton Abbey. Shady lady burning with lines. Still a lady though.

So you have a posh bumhole then? "

Classy slash feisty

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Photo please

You'll just have to trust me. Like her character in Downton Abbey. Shady lady burning with lines. Still a lady though.

So you have a posh bumhole then?

Classy slash feisty "

In that case a photo it is

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sirlovingman.. you just ruined my evening. I thought everyone's bumholes lines were like fingerprints. Boo.

There's a thought....it would make id parades more spectacular "

I imagine more like obtaining imprints of them...that would be fun!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Photo please

You'll just have to trust me. Like her character in Downton Abbey. Shady lady burning with lines. Still a lady though.

So you have a posh bumhole then?

Classy slash feisty

In that case a photo it is "

But I don't want to see your bumhole. Keep it..

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Photo please

You'll just have to trust me. Like her character in Downton Abbey. Shady lady burning with lines. Still a lady though.

So you have a posh bumhole then?

Classy slash feisty

In that case a photo it is

But I don't want to see your bumhole. Keep it.. "

Yes you do. Everyone does

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"Sirlovingman.. you just ruined my evening. I thought everyone's bumholes lines were like fingerprints. Boo.

There's a thought....it would make id parades more spectacular

I imagine more like obtaining imprints of them...that would be fun! "

Take a seat chummy.....get your trousers off first

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Photo please

You'll just have to trust me. Like her character in Downton Abbey. Shady lady burning with lines. Still a lady though.

So you have a posh bumhole then?

Classy slash feisty

In that case a photo it is

But I don't want to see your bumhole. Keep it..

Yes you do. Everyone does "

It must be all the assumptions threads getting to your head.. I don't!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"My bumhole looks like Maggie Smiths face. I think at least.

Photo please

You'll just have to trust me. Like her character in Downton Abbey. Shady lady burning with lines. Still a lady though.

So you have a posh bumhole then?

Classy slash feisty

In that case a photo it is

But I don't want to see your bumhole. Keep it..

Yes you do. Everyone does

It must be all the assumptions threads getting to your head.. I don't! "

Sent

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cyril Sneer

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple  over a year ago

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Pat sharp

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't know...... I should check.

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By *ir SupremacyMan  over a year ago

Bolton

Gonzo the muppet

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Pat sharp "

Ah, so you’ve made some attempt to tidy her up

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Cock Winston Churchill

Balls Theresa May

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Cliff Richard?

Congratulations..."

I see what you did there

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley

My fanny looks like Jo Brand

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"I don't know...... I should check."

No need. Just upload it as you’d avatar and we’ll tell you

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"My fanny looks like Jo Brand"

Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Bernard Manning!

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By *phrodite_AdonisCouple  over a year ago

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"Pat sharp

Ah, so you’ve made some attempt to tidy her up "

Yes, if a mullet looks tidy…

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By *otSoPoshWoman  over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I don't know...... I should check.

No need. Just upload it as you’d avatar and we’ll tell you "

Sounds reasonable.

One of these days I'm going to send you a photo of that. I'll send eye bleach too.

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By *eeleyWoman  over a year ago

Dudley


"My fanny looks like Jo Brand

Jesus "

Don't knock it til you've tried it!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Bernard Manning! "

Bootiful

Wait, hang on, that’s Bernard Mathews isn’t it

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

Leo Sayer yawning.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Pat sharp

Ah, so you’ve made some attempt to tidy her up

Yes, if a mullet looks tidy…"

With streaks, yes.

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple  over a year ago

Essex

Janette Krankie poking her tongue out

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Jason Statham

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By *rya MyneWoman  over a year ago

Sheffield

Will ferrell

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By *ora the explorerWoman  over a year ago

Paradise, Herts


"Leo Sayer yawning."

that made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Peter Griffin

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By *ayMyName2018Man  over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Before a recent bit of post-lockdown manscaping - more than a passing resemblance to Bob Ross

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Will ferrell "

You have funny bits then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man  over a year ago

Up North


"Peter Griffin"

I’d of said Brian Griffin cause of how hairy you are down there

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By *inky_couple2020Couple  over a year ago

North West

Slash

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