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I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
Good luck with that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
I'm sure there is a post about fab being for the delusional these days somewhere on the forum pml |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws?
I'm sure there is a post about fab being for the delusional these days somewhere on the forum pml"
Hey! Don’t shatter my ambition please. |
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By *nSeeNMan
over a year ago
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws?
I'm sure there is a post about fab being for the delusional these days somewhere on the forum pml"
it helps to have a sense of humour, helps in the recognition of tongue in cheek posts 
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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
Good luck to you my good man lol remember to stay hydrated & bang away!  |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
I assume you'll be receiving... make sure you have plenty of lube |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws?
Good luck to you my good man lol remember to stay hydrated & bang away! "
Sound advice and noted thanks. |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
If the MFFFFFFF goes well, will the next one be MFFFFFFFF? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
Hahahaha
Most guys cannot satisfy 1 woman
Good luck doing that many
Make sure you don’t let any leave without a smile on their face  |
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Don't go for those arrogant ones who act all entitled as if you owe them a place there.
Make sure you have somebody around for your protection if things kick off and the women don't control themselves.
And remember to over-book women. For every woman that says she will turn up, at least 14 won't. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Don't go for those arrogant ones who act all entitled as if you owe them a place there.
Make sure you have somebody around for your protection if things kick off and the women don't control themselves.
And remember to over-book women. For every woman that says she will turn up, at least 14 won't. "
 Wise words. |
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"Make them fight for you in a paddling pool of jelly. "
Oh now I had a very similar experience once, only two ladies and no jelly mind, it was one of those not to be forgotten experiences that sadly I can barely recall these days |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Play it safe and arrange around 50 women to come cause about 5% probably won’t turn up, the other 95% will probably bring their nympho friends, then you’ll have around 80 women to choose from, then the selection process begins. Good luck narrowing it down, there could be tears. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Make them fight for you in a paddling pool of jelly.
Oh now I had a very similar experience once, only two ladies and no jelly mind, it was one of those not to be forgotten experiences that sadly I can barely recall these days"
Just get some more to come round and make a new memory.  |
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Hmm seven ladies with strap-on and one little male quivering in the corner.
What delightful proposition...
I am sure the ladies would keep themselves amused while they wait to destroy him..
Strap-ons are dual purpose, of course...
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Don't do it! They'll only all go and fall in live with ya, before you know it there's earrings and hair extensions being ripped out, handbags being swung and so many tears you could water the Chelsea cunting flower show |
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"Don't do it! They'll only all go and fall in live with ya, before you know it there's earrings and hair extensions being ripped out, handbags being swung and so many tears you could water the Chelsea cunting flower show "
That happened to me once, it was awful. ...although the flower show were grateful. 
Great post OP, made me chuckle! |
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"Don't do it! They'll only all go and fall in live with ya, before you know it there's earrings and hair extensions being ripped out, handbags being swung and so many tears you could water the Chelsea cunting flower show "
I’ve issued them all strict instructions. The meeting is purely one of sexual
Pleasure. No love allowed. |
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"Hmm seven ladies with strap-on and one little male quivering in the corner.
What delightful proposition...
I am sure the ladies would keep themselves amused while they wait to destroy him..
Strap-ons are dual purpose, of course...
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Oi! Not so little. |
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"Hmm seven ladies with strap-on and one little male quivering in the corner.
What delightful proposition...
I am sure the ladies would keep themselves amused while they wait to destroy him..
Strap-ons are dual purpose, of course...
Oi! Not so little."
Once you've be taken by seven ladies, Mr tinkle is going to be as small as he would be coming out of a ice cold bath .
Though he might be dribbling alot. Dribbling alot..... |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
I can’t even find a MF!!!  |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
Is it all arranged? |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws?
Is it all arranged?"
ml
Almost there. One or two logistical loose ends to sort out then the fuckfestathon is on. |
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"7 women....1 man.....1 very brave man. Would could possibly go wrong
I think it already has
Once it’s over - I shall post a blow by blow of the proceedings "
As long as all have consented.
And you're a couple of blows short OP. |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
Just start with the only one who shows up |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws?
Is it all arranged?ml
Almost there. One or two logistical loose ends to sort out then the fuckfestathon is on."
Logistical loose ends?
Like finding women? ? |
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"Don't do it! They'll only all go and fall in live with ya, before you know it there's earrings and hair extensions being ripped out, handbags being swung and so many tears you could water the Chelsea cunting flower show
I’ve issued them all strict instructions. The meeting is purely one of sexual
Pleasure. No love allowed."
If you think they'll listen you're a bigger fool than the fool BA Barracus pities. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Are there any places left? Room for one more?
I’ve put you on the standby list. Pack your fuckfestathon bag just in case."
Thank you.
I’m so excited.
Fuckfestathon bag is packed with extra lube so I don’t get sore |
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"Don't do it! They'll only all go and fall in live with ya, before you know it there's earrings and hair extensions being ripped out, handbags being swung and so many tears you could water the Chelsea cunting flower show
I’ve issued them all strict instructions. The meeting is purely one of sexual
Pleasure. No love allowed.
If you think they'll listen you're a bigger fool than the fool BA Barracus pities."
Oh, you’ve got me worried now. If you think they won’t do as told this could go horribly wrong. Solution - I shall put some posters on the wall reminding of the key points. |
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A lady posts she is looking for fmmmmmmmm and gets loads of advice and offere. A guy looks at mffffffff and gets laughed out of town. Welcome to Fab good luck with your mission OP, I for one would love to hear you did it. |
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
What a coincidence. I'm arranging one as well. No idea when it will take place and dont know who's attending yet but I'm certainly arranging one.  |
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"Play it safe and arrange around 50 women to come cause about 5% probably won’t turn up, the other 95% will probably bring their nympho friends, then you’ll have around 80 women to choose from, then the selection process begins. Good luck narrowing it down, there could be tears. "
Are you on the same mushrooms as the OP? |
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By *tew008Man
over a year ago
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"Play it safe and arrange around 50 women to come cause about 5% probably won’t turn up, the other 95% will probably bring their nympho friends, then you’ll have around 80 women to choose from, then the selection process begins. Good luck narrowing it down, there could be tears.
Are you on the same mushrooms as the OP? "
I’m arranging one as well, planning and preparation |
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"Play it safe and arrange around 50 women to come cause about 5% probably won’t turn up, the other 95% will probably bring their nympho friends, then you’ll have around 80 women to choose from, then the selection process begins. Good luck narrowing it down, there could be tears.
Are you on the same mushrooms as the OP?
I’m arranging one as well, planning and preparation "
It’s not as easy as you would think. No problem getting ladies to apply but when I ask ‘what do you think makes you a stand out candidate worthy of my attention’, some of them drop out.
Still, sorts the wheat from the chaff I guess. |
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"A lady posts she is looking for fmmmmmmmm and gets loads of advice and offere. A guy looks at mffffffff and gets laughed out of town. Welcome to Fab good luck with your mission OP, I for one would love to hear you did it."
The OP is having a bit of fun, it's a joke thread.. |
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"A lady posts she is looking for fmmmmmmmm and gets loads of advice and offere. A guy looks at mffffffff and gets laughed out of town. Welcome to Fab good luck with your mission OP, I for one would love to hear you did it.
The OP is having a bit of fun, it's a joke thread.."
No way!! I was going to volunteer with the towels and water bottle….. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
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"I’m arranging a MFFFFFFF gang bang and inviting the required ladies from here. I need help though - how do I decide which one to start with - should I go by looks / preferences or get them to draw straws? "
Print out a picture of every woman on Fab (seeing as it's a male/female ratio of 100000/1 on here it won't be that many), put them on a wall, blindfold yourself and throw 7 darts towards them. Whom ever gets pricked, gets to get pricked at your party by you... Lucky them! Happy to be a fanny fluffer |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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" you’re all taking this post way too seriously.
Oi! "
Don’t listen to the doubters Seb! You seem like an outstanding fellow and any women would be lucky to have you!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"7 women....1 man.....1 very brave man. Would could possibly go wrong
7 ladies playing on the bed while he sits in the corner wanking "
Aww hello stranger! You are one of the original Fab love stories!  Hope you are both well. X |
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" you’re all taking this post way too seriously.
Oi!
Don’t listen to the doubters Seb! You seem like an outstanding fellow and any women would be lucky to have you!
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That’s the spirit and very much the spunky attitude that has fired my ambitions. |
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By *yronMan
over a year ago
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"I’m starting to get a whiff of scepticism from you good people of Fab.
Perhaps downscale my ambitions a tad? "
Don't you dare! I've booked a day off work to watch you Livestream it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am up for it if Racheal fancies a car share...we could formulate our plans for the OP on the way..."
Now we have a plan. By sharing the driving we can preserve energy so he doesn’t wear us out too quickly so we can make the most of this opportunity |
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By (user no longer on site)
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" you’re all taking this post way too seriously.
Hey it's very serious stuff! No jelly filled paddling pool for you young lady! "
I was referring to all the people up in arms mocking the op.
This is very real for some of us. It’s not everyday we get a chance like this. |
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"I am up for it if Racheal fancies a car share...we could formulate our plans for the OP on the way...
Now we have a plan. By sharing the driving we can preserve energy so he doesn’t wear us out too quickly so we can make the most of this opportunity "
I’m afraid neither of you have officially applied via the correct format so until I get your proper application and you pass the stringent qualification process, I cannot take you seriously. |
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"I am up for it if Racheal fancies a car share...we could formulate our plans for the OP on the way...
Now we have a plan. By sharing the driving we can preserve energy so he doesn’t wear us out too quickly so we can make the most of this opportunity
I’m afraid neither of you have officially applied via the correct format so until I get your proper application and you pass the stringent qualification process, I cannot take you seriously. "
Oi
You said I’d made the standby list. |
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" you’re all taking this post way too seriously.
Hey it's very serious stuff! No jelly filled paddling pool for you young lady!
I was referring to all the people up in arms mocking the op.
This is very real for some of us. It’s not everyday we get a chance like this. "
Fair point. Once a week kind of opportunity. |
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" you’re all taking this post way too seriously.
Hey it's very serious stuff! No jelly filled paddling pool for you young lady!
I was referring to all the people up in arms mocking the op.
This is very real for some of us. It’s not everyday we get a chance like this. "
absolutely and I’m happy to waft in your face too - with my towel…. I mean ! X |
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"To the op.....fucking go for it...dream big and reach for the stars....every man on here is wishing they could have that....hope your dreams cum true x"
Well he’s aimed high and already got two of us….
Not so sure why he’s making us jump through extra hoops though…. This might fail now  |
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"To the op.....fucking go for it...dream big and reach for the stars....every man on here is wishing they could have that....hope your dreams cum true x
Well he’s aimed high and already got two of us….
Not so sure why he’s making us jump through extra hoops though…. This might fail now "
Sorry but I have to adhere to my strict recruitment procedures. It’s only fair for the other applicants. |
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"To the op.....fucking go for it...dream big and reach for the stars....every man on here is wishing they could have that....hope your dreams cum true x
Well he’s aimed high and already got two of us….
Not so sure why he’s making us jump through extra hoops though…. This might fail now
Sorry but I have to adhere to my strict recruitment procedures. It’s only fair for the other applicants."
If it wasn’t so hard to meet men on here I’d have given up by now |
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"To the op.....fucking go for it...dream big and reach for the stars....every man on here is wishing they could have that....hope your dreams cum true x"
Absolutely this! If you never have a dream, you’ll never have a dream cum true  |
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